Bob Biter

Aside from what Loki said, here is my list (sorry, no pics):

1- Buy my dad his own Harley shop.
2- Buy my mom a bed and breakfast near a lake.
3- Pay off the debts of my entire family.
3- Road trip to Vegas with a bunch of my friends for a month of debauchery of previously unfathomable proportions.
4- Build a major hospital in every city that doesn't have one, each with a full complement of staff, supplies and cutting edge technology.
5- Buy every hockey team based in a city where there is no naturally occuring snow or ice, disband them.
6- Buy the first Superman comic (Action comics), light Romeo & Juliet Havana cigar with it.
7- Build low cost housing for Montreal's poor, procure amenities and adequate security for them until they are back on their feet.
8- Assemble, train, arm and deploy a crack team of extremely hot and desirable female assassins to capture any public figure that annoys me or whom I judge to be a negative influence on the world at large (i.e.: Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, J-Lo, Pauly Shore, televangelists, poachers, slavers, people who wear socks with sandals) and bring them to my secret underground lab, where I can have them shaved, sterilized and destroyed.
9- Create a prOn company that specializes on the faces women make upon climaxing.
10- Travel, travel, travel.

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rockogre

Well, OK, maybe that also. I would support number 8 wholeheartedly.

AND 5. I live in Oklahoma, we need hockey like a fish needs a bicycle.

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denim

Nice.

If money were no object, I'm not allowed to retire, and I have to go with some material object, I'd like
...both the foreground AND the background. And the space all around. You people think too small.

BBtB

Hehe. I live in Tulsa and I thought the exact same thing. Well not quite the same analogy but yea. Thought we are defintly one who could stand to lose a hockey team. Who watches them anyway?

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"I would like about three fiddy"

denim

You got something against the Civic Hybrid?

Ashton

BulletBob

First: A Nissan Skyline


Second: Jimmy Hendrix's 1967 Gibson Flying V


Third: A tiny house resembling this one


Fourth: Home Recording Studio


I guess that's about all I can think of

VirFighter

Never thought I would agree with a Candian but amen to this. I wish a hole in the ground would open up so the Carolina Hurricanes could go back to the depths of hell from which they came from.

Other than that I think I'd buy a bunch of cool cars and a nice pad in buckhead (rich section of Atlanta).

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