bobillydylan

Just thought i would post about the forbiden subject of farting, most people i know never fart or even discuss this subject for some reason!?!?!? i find farting very interesting the smells the noises, the laughter it brings to one's face when done at that right moment.My question is do your betterhalfs farts smell? most girls i have been out with always deny they even fart!?!?everyone farts no matter who you are! even the queen of England must fart! its a natural expulsion of air. so come on do they fart and if they do DO THEY SMELL???

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la petite moi

The only time most girls will fart in front of guys is if they are very comfortable and trust them. That being said, yes, nwlinkvxd and I fart in front of each other- and yes, because farts come because of bacteria, they smell.

optik_nerve

I find is somewhat funny but to find the flatulant smells interesting...? That's a little too much for me.

I know if someone held me down and ripped ass in my face I wouldn't reply, "Hmm...the smell is...*sniff*...interesting."

But nonetheless funny at just the right moments.

JustJess

Oh, yeah. Q stinks sometimes.. It'll be silent, but I'll suddenly smell something awful, and then he starts giggling like a little girl. I prefer to warn people away if it's going to be bad.

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bobillydylan

Thats what i mean when me and my mate are in a bar and hes going to fart we have a tendancy to move over to a group of people and let rip the smell that guy can produce is fooking hilarious, we where in a bar the other week and there was a girl sat down at arse height to my mates arse and he let a silent but deadly one go she ended up talking to him and tradeing farting stories lol so any lad out there wondering how to get on with the opposite sex take head to this story

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Charlatan

This could have been written by my wife...

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bobillydylan

sounds like your boyfriend is justjess wheres the fun in warning people that its going to smell

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JustJess

His smell bad... but mine could kill you without proper ventilation. It's just the responsible thing to do.

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paddyjoe

they smell better than this thread

StanT

Same here, but my wife will always blame it on the dog.

bobillydylan

i find most women can beat their B/F hands down on this subject

ah only because i thought of it first

poor dog thats just not fare!

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canuckguy

i thought thats why we have dogs!

bobillydylan

PMSL nice one brian1975, i thought you guys had dogs to blame it on the wifes

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Lead543

Don;t let my boyfriend see this.

Everytime we're together:

streak_56:
"You farted!"

Lead543:
"No I didn't"

streak_56:
"Yes you did I'm posting this on TFP"

Yes...we talk about TFP offline *rawwRRrrrr*

bobillydylan

streak_56: where are you??? where are you!!!! please tell us more about lead543's farts, im all ears and nose

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Yes and only if she was lying by me!
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raeanna74

It all depends on what's been eaten. Oatmeal tends to ferment or something because oatmeal in the morning makes hubby stinky in the afternoon. Usually they don't smell much if at all. EVERY morning the minute he gets out of bed he had his morning stratch and guess what else happens. It's almost amazing, like clockwork.

As for me - same thing - all depends on what's been eaten. Spicy foods make the smell more unpleasant with mine.

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Marvelous Marv

One of my college friends had a truly amazing group of hard-working intestinal bacteria. He loved to walk up beside you at a partywhen you were trying to chat up a girl, let out a silent but deadly, and then walk away.

By the time the horrendous odor hit, he'd be long gone. And the girl knew SHE didn't do it!

Lasereth

I don't get the point of this thread. It's pretty nasty and the answer is obvious.

-Lasereth

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Redjake

I think I'm going to throw up.

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bobillydylan

The point of the thread!!! is because, its a subject that is very rarely spoke about. Im not trying to lower the tone of the forum, flatulance is part of are daily exsistence, Farts are composed of five gasses
Nitrogen
Hydrogen
Carbon Dioxide
Methane
Oxygen
All these five go into makeing something we take for granted, when we breath we take in air and what goes in must come out, nitrogen and oxygen are taken in, some oxygen is absorbed and the nitrogen passes through the intestines, here is where the fun begins carbon dioxide, methane and hydrogen are formed. The carbon dioxide, which is produced by fermentation is largely absorbed. To make a decent fart you need some protein and carbhydrates. During the digestion of food and the sorting of leftovers, bacteria ferment away attacking the remains of are food and blasting the food that has not been fully digested in the small or large intestine, now this is where and i love this bit! the fart-inducing gases are produced.I find the subject interesting thats all

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Yes and only if she was lying by me!
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Redlemon

At least it is better than the Scatman threads...

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Cynthetiq

Well we're going to raise the level of discussion here.

This is no better than "does your shit stink?" or anything within that vein.


You want to talk about it from a clinical point of view then you should have done so. But all that I've seen from you until your last post was more "fetish" oriented, and as a rookie... well you'll find space for that in due time. I've let it stay open for some time and see that it's not gone anywhere worthy of any real discussion, so much so that not a single moderator posted to it until now.

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