optik_nerve

This afternoon I go to the bathroom do my business and well...

I finish my business and shit, get up and flush. I realized something white on the inside of the bowl sliding down. I thought it might have been some toilet paper or something but it was a fucking frog about 3 inches long.

I got it out with my fish net (used for aquarium use) and carried it outside...

I was thinking what if I was going and it had jumped on my ass...that would have sucked.

Has any of you found weird things in the toilet...besides shit?

Seeker

I used to get green tree frogs in my toilet all the time! It's really inconvenient when you have to remove them before going as there have been times when I've had up to three in there at once. I love them but I don't want the wet slimy things jumping on my butt out of protest!

When I was a kid my dad had this poster in the toilet of a mans outstretched arm/hand coming up out of the toilet.. this always gave me a paranoid fear of someone/thing grabbing my butt whenever I had to go... damaging stuff I tell you!

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onodrim

Nope, can't say anything like that has ever happened to me before. I would have been freaking out if I were you! I can't even imagine how the heck the frog got there in the first place.

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lindseylatch

I would shit myself if a frog jumped on my ass from inside the toilet...which would be convenient since I would already be on the toilet...

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jbw97361

As far as I know, frogs lack the ability to suck.

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jaco

They have lungs and a mouth, or at least the ones i dissected in school did. Can't see why they couldn't suck.

I once found my sisters fish floating in a toilet when i was younger. Poor thing just didnt go down on the first flush it seems.

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MsNobody

When we came home, after 16 days, from our vacation, there was a plant of some sort growing out of the toilet. Some seeds must have fallen in when someone used the restroom, we had been planting a small garden with packets of seeds a few days before we left, on vacation.

dlish

someone probably had some sort of seed in their shit that didnt get flushed down the toilet before you left.. then the beanstalk grew with so much nutrients available down there ... now all we're looking for is Jack...Jack anyone? Jack Shit? (excuse the pun )

Anyone seen Jack Shit? the beanstalks' awaiting!

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