04-27-2005, 03:12 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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I named my baby "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"
OK, I just wish I had come up with a name that bizarre, but somebody out there really did.
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04-27-2005, 04:18 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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Maybe Kellogg's paid for the delivery and hospital stay
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04-27-2005, 04:27 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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the name will test the character of this child . . . sweetpea
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04-27-2005, 04:32 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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another child born at the same hospital --
Jalen Dugpree Da'Ma ''G'' http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-582
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04-27-2005, 05:27 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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I clicked on view the babybook and it said it was disabled by request.
Must have been a lot of nasty comments in there. I was going to leave a pretty rude one myself.
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04-27-2005, 05:43 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Urhines.....funny, but I thought it was pronounced like the other name used for the liquid that you release into the toilet when you need to pee.
Poor little baby. As said prior, hope he gets called "Icy" instead.
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04-28-2005, 03:55 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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On further thinking on this topic, I've come to the conclusion that this kid'll know the 8th amendment pretty damn well.
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04-28-2005, 04:07 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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Special K is a drug isn't it? Maybe it's some custom in Kansas to name your child after the drug you took to make the labor pains go away...
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04-28-2005, 06:22 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
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04-28-2005, 06:48 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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I worked in a department store with a woman who named her daughter "Kwanzaa" after the holiday.
She couldn't figure out why her daughter went by the name "Katie". She got tired of the reaction to her name. "Oh Kwanzaa, you mean like the holiday?"
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04-28-2005, 07:02 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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It's a Tranquilizer but can be used as a drug. Most Vet clinics use it to sedate cats and larger animals. How it gets made into a drug.. well you can google that answer I'm thinking if they actually named the kid "Special K" then they were using it. I highly doubt they are in love with a diet cereal that much. Poor kid, hopefully he'll be able to change his name when he's old enough. |
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04-28-2005, 07:09 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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parents doing things for ego and the gene pool gets shallower by the moment.
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04-28-2005, 11:53 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Do people really hate their kids so much? What a fucked up name.
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04-28-2005, 12:53 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Things like this make me believe that maybe, in some cases, violence IS the answer.
A completely unpronouncable last name that no matter what you make it sound like is atrocious, a drug, a number, a random adjective, and... oh my goodness, is there a real name buried under there somewhere? Shiver me timbres, we've got a live one.
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05-11-2005, 04:22 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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05-11-2005, 04:32 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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Anyone else read the first name as "Your Heiness" ?
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05-12-2005, 05:18 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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Thank God that this can't happen in Japan, as there is a list of characters that can be used, and the name must be approved before it is registered.
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