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CShine 04-27-2005 03:12 PM

I named my baby "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"
 
OK, I just wish I had come up with a name that bizarre, but somebody out there really did.


http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

liquidlight 04-27-2005 03:16 PM

That's just pathetic. . . too bad it's not a cute kid to counter for some of it.

Magpie0001 04-27-2005 03:25 PM

Having a wierd name can be a pain in the ass. Trust me, Im speaking from experience.

Who names thier kid Special fucking K??!

Holo 04-27-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magpie0001
Having a wierd name can be a pain in the ass. Trust me, Im speaking from experience.

Who names thier kid Special fucking K??!


Maybe Kellogg's paid for the delivery and hospital stay :D

TexanAvenger 04-27-2005 04:21 PM

Ouch... tough break for the kid.

Unless he gets the nickname "Icy." That could be cool. More likely, however, he'll end up as "Cereal Boy."

greeneyes 04-27-2005 04:23 PM

:rolleyes:

Imagine that poor kid eight years from now when he steps out onto a playground for the first time...

maleficent 04-27-2005 04:25 PM

Urhines - is your highness :) good gawd...

Sweetpea 04-27-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidlight
That's just pathetic. . . too bad it's not a cute kid to counter for some of it.

it is too a cute kid! :)

the name will test the character of this child . . . :hmm:

sweetpea

maleficent 04-27-2005 04:32 PM

another child born at the same hospital --

Jalen Dugpree Da'Ma ''G''

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-582

MSD 04-27-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holo
Maybe Kellogg's paid for the delivery and hospital stay :D

Or, maybe he parents made the dicision immediately after being shot with horse tranquilizers?

God of Thunder 04-27-2005 05:27 PM

I clicked on view the babybook and it said it was disabled by request.

Must have been a lot of nasty comments in there.

I was going to leave a pretty rude one myself.

maleficent 04-27-2005 05:30 PM

baby was born over a year ago, so it's more than likely taken down...

hunnychile 04-27-2005 05:43 PM

Urhines.....funny, but I thought it was pronounced like the other name used for the liquid that you release into the toilet when you need to pee.

Poor little baby.

As said prior, hope he gets called "Icy" instead.

TexanAvenger 04-28-2005 03:55 AM

On further thinking on this topic, I've come to the conclusion that this kid'll know the 8th amendment pretty damn well.

Quote:

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

maleficent 04-28-2005 04:07 AM

Special K is a drug isn't it? Maybe it's some custom in Kansas to name your child after the drug you took to make the labor pains go away...

Latch 04-28-2005 06:17 AM

or the drug you took while you were thinking up names...

sapiens 04-28-2005 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magpie0001
Who names thier kid Special fucking K??!

I worked with a guy who went by the name "Special K". It wasn't his legal name though. I also worked with a woman who named her son "Sir". It was his legal name. She wanted him to get respect wherever he went.

God of Thunder 04-28-2005 06:48 AM

I worked in a department store with a woman who named her daughter "Kwanzaa" after the holiday.

She couldn't figure out why her daughter went by the name "Katie". She got tired of the reaction to her name. "Oh Kwanzaa, you mean like the holiday?"

Glory's Sun 04-28-2005 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
Special K is a drug isn't it? Maybe it's some custom in Kansas to name your child after the drug you took to make the labor pains go away...


It's a Tranquilizer but can be used as a drug. Most Vet clinics use it to sedate cats and larger animals. How it gets made into a drug.. well you can google that answer ;)


I'm thinking if they actually named the kid "Special K" then they were using it. I highly doubt they are in love with a diet cereal that much. Poor kid, hopefully he'll be able to change his name when he's old enough.

Cynthetiq 04-28-2005 07:09 AM

parents doing things for ego :) and the gene pool gets shallower by the moment.

Seer666 04-28-2005 11:53 AM

Do people really hate their kids so much? What a fucked up name.

Pip 04-28-2005 12:36 PM

Don't they have some rules against this? Can a parent name their kid whatever they want?

muttonglutton 04-28-2005 12:53 PM

Things like this make me believe that maybe, in some cases, violence IS the answer.

A completely unpronouncable last name that no matter what you make it sound like is atrocious, a drug, a number, a random adjective, and... oh my goodness, is there a real name buried under there somewhere?

Shiver me timbres, we've got a live one.

Magpie0001 05-11-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr
It's a Tranquilizer but can be used as a drug. Most Vet clinics use it to sedate cats and larger animals. How it gets made into a drug.. well you can google that answer ;)

To change Ketamine (special K) into a drug you simply have to shovel it up your nose.

Halx 05-11-2005 04:32 PM

Anyone else read the first name as "Your Heiness" ?

KellyC 05-11-2005 04:42 PM

I read it "Urh-heinz." Sounds kinda neat like that.

Ratman 05-12-2005 05:18 AM

Thank God that this can't happen in Japan, as there is a list of characters that can be used, and the name must be approved before it is registered.

Disk_Pusher 05-12-2005 07:58 AM

I'm with your reading KellyC. I thought it sounded kinda Lord of the Rings-ish. I could totally see an Orc named Urhines.

Glory's Sun 05-12-2005 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magpie0001
To change Ketamine (special K) into a drug you simply have to shovel it up your nose.


not necessarily.. depends on if it's in liquid form or not ;)

BalloonKnots 05-12-2005 10:35 AM

Great candidate for..."In other news today, a 13 year old mysteriously kills both his parents with a shotgun. Now, back to Peter for the weather."

So if Urhines is his first name, what is his last name? Is it really Special K?!?!


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