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Blackthorn · 04-08-2005, 10:22 AM

One of the best photo captions EVER! "a liquor fueled lesbian rampage..." Classic...the manager keeps sending the waiter over asking them to stop because they were causing a scene. DO YOU THINK? Amazing...

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April 8, 2005 -- OCSAR-winning actress Tatum O'Neal went on a liquor-fueled lesbian rampage Wednesday night at Meatpacking District hot spot Pop Burger.

NY Post Article - Link

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At about midnight, O'Neal, 41, daughter of Ryan O'Neal and ex-wife of John McEnroe, walked into the hipster restaurant/lounge, which had been visited by the likes of Billy Baldwin, Natasha Henstridge and Alessandra Ambrosio earlier in the evening. O'Neal ambled up to the bar and started ordering cosmopolitans — apparently not her first libations of the evening.

She wasn't there very long when she spilled a drink all over a fellow customer, and instead of acknowledging the gaffe, strolled outside to smoke a cigarette.

While managers placated the soggy patron with free cocktails, O'Neal started chatting up a pretty, blond 30-ish woman she met outside. O'Neal invited her new friend inside for a drink — and then the fun began.

"They started fooling around and were full-on making out," a spywitness told PAGE SIX's Jared Paul Stern. "Then she started feeling the girl's boobs and rubbing her crotch. It got so graphic that the manager had to keep sending a waiter to the table to tell them to stop because they were causing a scene."

The entire crowd gawked at the steamy sapphic embrace, and finally O'Neal and her lusty lady paid the check and got up and left the lounge together holding hands.

O'Neal's rep did not return calls.

Pop Burger owner Roy Liebenthal stated, "We never comment on the private lives of our customers, ever."

Something about star-studded Pop Burger seems to inspire outrageous behavior. Last November, we reported that porn star Savanna Samson went wild there one night, flashing the crowd, groping a busboy and hitting on several eager males.

Last fall, O'Neal, who has been to rehab in the past, published a provocative memoir, "A Paper Life," in which she described McEnroe as a self-absorbed pothead and depicted her father as an emotionally abusive, hard-partying playboy.

O'Neal recounted in the book how she turned to cocaine and heroin to cope with feelings of low self-esteem and revealed that when she was 12, she confronted her dad about sleeping with her friend, Melanie Griffith, then 18. Her father called her allegations "malicious lies."

Charlatan · 04-08-2005, 10:47 AM

I had *such* a crush on her when I was a kid...

liquidlight · 04-08-2005, 10:55 AM

I'm just surprised that the manager didn't go over himself so that he could get a better look!

OFKU0 · 04-08-2005, 11:00 AM

Wonder if her kids will taken away from her. If she was just regular white trash they might. I guess she's not a republican since being or acting lebanese is illegal ain't it?

/sarkasm,joke,..

guthmund · 04-08-2005, 12:14 PM

No, I don't think the Republican party cares if you're from Lebanon.

"April 8, 2005 -- OCSAR-winning actress Tatum O'Neal went on a liquor-fueled lesbian rampage Wednesday night at Meatpacking District hot spot Pop Burger."

Has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while.

MooseMan3000 · 04-08-2005, 12:44 PM

While I think the article itself is a waste of brain space, I have to say the picture caption is pretty hilarious. Heh. RAMPAGE!!!

MSD · 04-08-2005, 04:23 PM

I'm going to go back to my typical "how is this news?" attitude now. I still don't understand why people give a rat's ass about what celebrities do.

Slavakion · 04-08-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

I'm going to go back to my typical "how is this news?" attitude now. I still don't understand why people give a rat's ass about what celebrities do.

Everyone cares about drunken lesbian rampages.

alicat · 04-08-2005, 07:11 PM

The main reason I don't buy this article is the "manager had to keep sending a waiter to the table to tell them to stop because they were causing a scene." In a business there is no "keep sending", you tell them once and if they don't conform, celebrity or not, you throw their asses out.

She's in the public eye "because" of her book, therefore she's fodder for the tabloids. I detest sleazy media.

Ali

Joan of Arc · 04-08-2005, 07:40 PM

From what I hear. All females in LA are bi-sexual. It's the rage.

Bill O'Rights · 04-08-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

I had *such* a crush on her when I was a kid...

Yup...me too!

Tatum O'Neal, Jodie Foster and Kristie McNichol.

Ummm...wait a hold it...I'm starting to see some sort of pattern with my childhood crushes. Who's next Kim Richards? Melissa Gilbert?

Blackthorn · 04-09-2005, 12:08 AM

For those who might detest this article I only included it here because I am a huge fan of sophomoric humor. I laughed out loud at the photo caption... "liquor fueled lesbian rampage" is one of the funniest things I've seen in print media in a while

and just saying it makes me laugh. I may have to rent the bad news bears just to see if tatum still stands out in that flick...cheers yall.

dougiefresh · 04-11-2005, 01:14 PM

Yeah, funny stuff! Thats the only reason I pay attention to celebrities...its fun to laugh at them when they act like moe-rons.

04-08-2005, 10:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I had such a crush on her when I was a kid... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

04-08-2005, 10:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	I'm just surprised that the manager didn't go over himself so that he could get a better look! __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

04-08-2005, 11:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
OFKU0 Junk	Wonder if her kids will taken away from her. If she was just regular white trash they might. I guess she's not a republican since being or acting lebanese is illegal ain't it? /sarkasm,joke,.. __________________ " In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard. Last edited by OFKU0; 04-08-2005 at 11:04 AM.. Reason: just figured out the button that quotes and used it as a quote when the quote I used wasn't a quote to begin with.

04-08-2005, 12:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	No, I don't think the Republican party cares if you're from Lebanon. "April 8, 2005 -- OCSAR-winning actress Tatum O'Neal went on a liquor-fueled lesbian rampage Wednesday night at Meatpacking District hot spot Pop Burger." Has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

04-08-2005, 07:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
alicat Baffled Location: West Michigan	The main reason I don't buy this article is the "manager had to keep sending a waiter to the table to tell them to stop because they were causing a scene." In a business there is no "keep sending", you tell them once and if they don't conform, celebrity or not, you throw their asses out. She's in the public eye "because" of her book, therefore she's fodder for the tabloids. I detest sleazy media. Ali __________________ 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun, The frumious Bandersnatch!'--Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll "You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late."--Ralph Waldo Emerson

04-08-2005, 12:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	While I think the article itself is a waste of brain space, I have to say the picture caption is pretty hilarious. Heh. RAMPAGE!!!

04-08-2005, 04:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I'm going to go back to my typical "how is this news?" attitude now. I still don't understand why people give a rat's ass about what celebrities do.

04-08-2005, 07:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Joan of Arc Tilted	From what I hear. All females in LA are bi-sexual. It's the rage. __________________ "Insanity and Genius are on the same side of the street"

04-09-2005, 12:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	For those who might detest this article I only included it here because I am a huge fan of sophomoric humor. I laughed out loud at the photo caption... "liquor fueled lesbian rampage" is one of the funniest things I've seen in print media in a while and just saying it makes me laugh. I may have to rent the bad news bears just to see if tatum still stands out in that flick...cheers yall. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

04-11-2005, 01:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
dougiefresh Upright Location: San Diego, CA	Yeah, funny stuff! Thats the only reason I pay attention to celebrities...its fun to laugh at them when they act like moe-rons.