01-17-2005, 11:49 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Nail gun accident: How do you NOT know you did this
I was reading this today and I really honestly do not understand how you can not know something is seriously wrong, really...look at ruler and see just how big 4 inches (10 centimeters for the metric people) is. How in god's name do you shot that in yourself and NOT know
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01-17-2005, 11:52 AM | #2 (permalink) | |
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01-17-2005, 12:09 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
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01-17-2005, 12:26 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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i have no idea how a person wouldnt notice something like this happened to him... you think he was on drugs or something
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01-17-2005, 12:29 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I saw this as I got home this morning on NBC morning show. Completely ridiculous, this guy was complaining about a tooth ache.... get serious. I also laughed out loud when I saw pictures of the nail from the Xray his wife took; it's weird because the nail is straight up in his head, not at any sort of an angle. What a goon.
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01-17-2005, 12:30 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Maybe he's a ski bum who ran into one too many trees
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01-17-2005, 12:34 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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And this is the second incident the hospital has seen?
You don't know how bad I want to see a picture of the guy. I can't believe someone could be that dense to not notice a 4 inch nail coming through their mouth and up to the skull. Ouch!
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01-17-2005, 12:35 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I'm trying to locate some part of my jaw, or an angle, that would allow me to eat and talk with half of a 4" nail penetrating my brain.
Must have hit a pain center, or the center that normally says "hey, fuckwad, you just shot yourself. Time to seek help." Ice cream my ass. |
01-17-2005, 12:40 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Wow, that is shocking . . .! I mean . . . didn't he use a mirror to look at which tooth would be bothering him?
but man, wow . . . was he LUCKY for it to have missed his eye and brain . . . that is amazing . . .
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01-17-2005, 12:51 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Well, I would guess that its possible since he obviously didnt have that much brain to hit in the first place.
How the hell would you not notice a NAIL IN YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!?!?! I sure hope he's sterile
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01-17-2005, 02:00 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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After seeing the xray, I have to conclude that this guy is either one hardcore motherfucker or a complete idiot.
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01-17-2005, 03:58 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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If you have ever used a nail gun you would know they are very dangerous and unpredictable. They can and do misfire all the time. On the other hand I dont see why he didnt look in the mirror and check his mouth out. |
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01-17-2005, 04:24 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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They are scary bastard tools. In a woodshop is one thing, hanging on a house is quite another. The worst job has to be aiming it back up toward yourself. Even 45 degrees away makes me pay very close attention to the job, the tool, and the airhose.
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01-17-2005, 06:34 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I'm wondering how he got the in nail at that angle. unless he was shooting with his mouth open as wide as possible or it went through the bottom of his mouth with noone noticing.
The nail enters the brain in the orbitofrontal region which wouldn't stop him from feeling pain. it could decrease self awareness though. Any doctors out there that know this stuff better? It would be cool to get an explaination for this.
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01-17-2005, 07:21 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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how did the nail get in? If it went through the floor of the mouth it would have left a swath of destruction through jaw muscles, the tongue, and maybe some salivary glands, before embedding itself into the roof of his mouth and piercing his brain. I can't imagine there not being a lot of blood from the hole it would make going in.
Once in though, it probably wouldn't be hurting too much except for the swelling around the damaged tissue, and the entry points where it came in. Like a toothache. But how could you miss the hole it punched through your tongue?
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01-17-2005, 07:32 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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I have seen someone send a nail through the fleshy part of his finger and then keep working as if nothing had happened, but he certainly was aware of the injury. Obviously this guy does not use his frontal lobe too much.
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01-17-2005, 09:03 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Obviously not.
I don't know and maybe it's just me, but if nail guns have a propensity to fire nails both unpredictably and haphazardly, I guess I'd just take the extra time and hammer it the old fashioned way. I may smash the hell out of my thumb, but I guarantee I'm not going to drive a nail 1 1/4 inches INTO MY BRAIN! I just can't imagine not knowing this happened. Maybe if I was on some serious drugs or drunk....I don't know. I mean, when my wisdom teeth came in, I thought my head was going to explode and almost died of shock when the dentist wouldn't see me over the weekend. I spent two days holed up in a dark corner popping pain relievers and contemplating what household item to use to best knock the sons-of-bitches out of my mouth on my own.
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01-18-2005, 11:45 AM | #32 (permalink) |
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Know what I think? He did this on a dare from his buddies. Once he had done it, he was in excruciating pain, but he realized that his wife would have his balls for being such an idiot. So, he toughs it out for a couple of days trying to think of a really good excuse. Once he realizes that there is, in fact, no good excuse, he is forced to go to the dentist where his wife works and pray that they don't laugh and make a national story out his stupidity.
....Oops!
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01-18-2005, 02:13 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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What about the blood? There HAD to have been some telltale blood to say: "HEY! You just hurt yourself..check it out before you die!".
Or did pncture wounds stop bleeding sometime in the recent past and I just didn't get the memo? |
01-18-2005, 02:25 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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I saw this guy on the Today show this morning. Granted, he was drugged up, but he the nail that hit him was 10 times sharper than he was.
He had a pretty cute wife with a foreign accent, so he isn't that stupid. Anyway, The doctor was also at the interview and you should have seen the look on his face when Katie said "Well, you don't have any insurance. How are you going to pay for this bill?" |
01-18-2005, 02:26 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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That's a hell of a misfire.
As for feeling it, I don't think the brain itself has any pain receptors, but the upper palate must have definitely twinged, hence the "toothache." Reminds me of the scene in "Old School" with the tranq dart (can't find any pics though ). |
01-18-2005, 04:04 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
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