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12-22-2004, 07:19 AM
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Location: Massachusetts, USA
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Sometimes, Crackers have a point
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12-22-2004, 07:39 AM
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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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 My favorite of the bunch... http://www4.ncsu.edu/~smheath/news14.html Quote:
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12-22-2004, 07:40 AM
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Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
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Man, I'm really sorry I don't have time to watch the news in the morning. I could've caught this. I don't even remember people talking about it. But whenever this is from (I think sometime around Feb.) it's some pretty funny stuff.
Now I feel the need to find a way to take advantage of their new system. |
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12-22-2004, 09:24 AM
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I would think there are some news producers looking for a job right now. Almost all of that stuff is so obvious it should have never made it through more than one viewing. My compliments to The Wolf Web.
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12-22-2004, 11:21 AM
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Location: CA-USA
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That's hilarious! I would have been cracking up if I read that stuff on our local news. Classic!
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12-23-2004, 11:20 AM
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Poo-tee-weet?
Location: The Woodlands, TX
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the way a lot of that really outrageous stuff got on there was it was only checked the first time... if you came back and edited it wasnt rechecked after getting edited...
but thats pretty damn funny....
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12-23-2004, 10:25 PM
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The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
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http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00234733.jpg
This one is my favorite because my preferred greeting for ringing payphones that I come across is, (In a British accent) "Cecil's Cockring Emporium, Connecticut's largest supplier of below-the-belt bodey jewelry, how can we accesorize your wang today?" edit: by the way, does anyone know where the name "Cecil's Cockring Emporium" is from? I thought that was an original one that I came up with, but it seems that I may have picked it up from someone else. Last edited by MSD; 12-23-2004 at 10:28 PM.. |
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12-27-2004, 04:50 AM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Whoa, that Thomas Brewington is quite the supervillain.
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's You !! Thomas Brewington: How are you gentlemen !!..... |
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12-28-2004, 10:51 AM
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whosoever
Location: New England
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yeah...they got owned alright. the cockring emporium had to be the funniest.
i can just imagine the kids waiting to see if school is canceled... "mommy, what's a cock ring emporium?"
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12-29-2004, 10:26 AM
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Location: Dallas, Texas
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Love the e-mail messages on the news broadcast. I used to direct a morning news show at an NBC affiliate and can't see how those got past master control. Someone was either an idiot, sleeping, or just didn't care. Priceless. |
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