Wet yourself with laughter
 

Its a well known fact that women can actually piss themselves with laughter, and it happens regularly. A sister of a friend of mine pissed her knickers at a family barbeque.

Men have a prostate gland which apparently prevents this, so how many of you have let it rip while laughing, or having sex (accidents, not watersports I mean!)

Well, this one time my wife.....HEY, baby put down that stick!....I mean it, put it down....no, honest, honey I really wasn't going to tell the story about the time you .... THWACK!




Why, no. That's never happened to my wife. No sirree.

I didnt have that problem until after I had my daughter...being preggy did something to my bladder lol

actually coughing is worse than laughing but yeah...it happens

When I was in elementary school (not sure, maybe 3rd or 4th grade?) I played this prank...

There was a swingset with 3 swings in a row. Me and another friend got the two outside spots. We had 1 unsuspecting victim to get in the middle swing. We held hands while swinging (I guess that was ok when you were that young). While on the upswing, both of us on the end pulled hard, making the middle kid flip over. The time I remember doing it, their pants caught on the swing and pulled down as they fell crashing to the ground.

I remember laughing so hard, that I pissed my pants. I guess I got what I deserved.

I have a HORRIBLE memory, but I still remember that incident. I'm a male.

You learn something new everyday. Even if you don't want to.

The reason that women become incontinet so frequently is that they have poor muscle tone in the pubococcygeous muscle group. Period.

But luckily this is something that is easy enough to fix.

Not only will it lessen the urine-dampened panties problem, it will make your sexual experiences more enjoyable.

http://www.mwsexual.com/readingroom/...-exercises.htm

http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz...ncontkegel.jsp

http://www.urinary-incontinence-sexu...exercises.html

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relatio...-exercises.php

I have been doing kegel's since the day I found out I was preggie....12 years later....I still have a problem...cant say they've worked that well for me...unless you count that dave says when we have sex I have the best muscle control there he has ever experienced :lol:

Once in grade 10 we where headed home on the schoolbus. I lived out in the country, so It was a long ride. Just as the bus was leaving the schoolyard I realized I had to pee. Badly. After 1/2 hour on the bumpy, bouncing bus, I thought I was going to explode. We're finally close to my house, when my friend sitting in front of me starts doing stupid, funny shit. I can't remember what he did, but I remember laughing so hard. And then it happened. I did explode- all the way down the front of my pants. I had a big backpack and covered myself up, and carried it in front of me as I got off the bus. Luckily nobody found out, I got off scot free and changed when I got in the house, then had the biggest pee of my life.

I have had some embarrassing occasions, yes. has anybody ever found out? not until now. Hint: dark pants help. panty liners also help

Never peed myself laughing...puked yes, peed no, what do I look like, A FREAK?!?! of course, I'm a guy, so I've got that prostate thing going for me...

Long live the prostate!

My wife just went in her pants at her company christmas party, she fell in the fountain at the restaraunt and started laughing...tinkle, tinkle. She got away with because all the water from the fountain. :D

i've never peed my pants... but i've let some drops out while laughing hard that left me running to the bathroom

Hmm... now I have to ask myself, can I get away with wearing panty liners?

Actually, don't ever really have that problem, but I remember once in junior high when three of us, all boys, started doing someytihng that was somehow hysterically funny to boys that age, but also quite forgettable, and all three of were rolling around on the ground laughing and we ALL pissed ourselves.

I remember parts of it well, but most of it only anecdotally, so the details are sketchy.

As well, there were no such thing as "panty liners" then. Damn the luck!

Peace,

Pierre

Sadly, the only time I've pissed my pants is when my parents were hitting me. It happened twice.

I have never pissed the ol pants, but I have sneezed and farted at the same time. Something orgasmic about it........

This is the only thing I could come up with as well. It is quite common to expect a fart from me as I'm laughing really hard.

See also: Sneezing and farting.

Infact, pretty much anything has a tendency to make me fart.

One time, as a child, I got some farting powder. I planned to give it to my friend in some chocolate-ovaltine, but apparantly I put it in the wrong glass. (I *still* don't know how that happened to this day.) I let them rip all day.

The farts weren't actually very "farty," it felt like raw air coming out of my bum.

My sister, brother in law and I were at a church festival where we had had a few beverages of the adult variety. We decided it would be necessary to go to a local watering hole to finish the night off. On the way in it was just some dumb joke that set sis off -- she started laughing then ended up getting in the car and driving to a friends house to use their dryer to dry out her pants. Tooooooo damn funny. :D :lol:

i almost had it happen during sex.

One night. a bit drunk. i kept think "i'm about to cum' but nothing, so i fuck harder and harder. always "almost' at the edge. finally i get frustrated and head to the bathroom. i swear i stood there for 5 minutes just draining. To think i was 3 strokes from pissing in her. That would of fuct up the relationship for sure.