It's a TFP Christmas!
 

Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the forums
The TFP Members were posting
With thoughtful decorum

Under the mods watchful eyes
They played and the dabbled
When a Loser would stray
They quickly were scrabbled

Good manners and respect,
Play nicely you see,
These things we expect
Or a TFP-er you’ll not be

Online evolution we explore
Our minds meant to grow
Intolerance we deplore
PM’s set our hearts glow

This time of year
TFP-ers far and near
Connect through this medium
With warmth and good cheer

A special thank you to Halx
For his creative side (Not to mention the real North Pole…even Santa is impressed!)
It has brought to fruition
This engine we ride

Three weeks left til show time
The North Pole is equipped (No not that North Pole you perverts!)
Even Santa shops at Amazon
There’s no chance he’ll be jipped

A review of your posts
Santa’s Lil Helper is now out front
Reviewing your history
Who will take the brunt???

Santa’s Lil Helper has joined TFP
TFP rookie status bestowed upon me
It’s unclear to me how this can be
My post count by now must surely total three!

I’ve heard of the “Playgound”
In there I’d like to post
If an Admin grants access
About them I’ll boast

TTFN good boys and girls
Santa’s Lil Helper must now set sail
To those banned little losers
WE SAY HAPPY TRAILS!

Already very impressed by you and your writing. (And I'm not just saying that to get on the nice list....)

that was very cute...i liked that! :thumbsup:

hopefully you will write some more.

Thanks for that.

No question a new holiday classic!

:lol: Now that's gosh darn funny!

Very impressive and creative. Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve!

right on!!!

welcome .......and that's one hell of a start. :thumbsup:

flyman is right.. that's a great start. It was pretty good. :thumbsup:

Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one...

/ rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully
// realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list

aww thats cute!! so...what do i have to do do be on the nice list?

and if it is a rookie then thats pretty impressive..if it isnt..still pretty impressive

Well, I'll keep you company there... I've got my guesses :D

Oh, forgot to add a "well done" to my post. Very nice work, whoever you are...

o.0

Hrmm...what do I have to do be on the Naughty list??? :suave:

Climb the North Pole. ;) :D

Nifty poem, SLH. :thumbsup:

Wow. Better be careful, and follow the rules around here boys and girls!

"You'll shoot your eye out kid!!"

Well, happy holidays, to everyone.

Killing
Jolly
Reasons
Of
Humor

you better be bi-polar

Same thought here... and I've got my own guesses.

/waits to regrow nonexistent chin whiskers that got shaved this morning so as to be able to rub them thoughtfully
// hopes he hasn't annoyed Redlemon by copying his style and hopes that Redlemon will remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Ohhhh yes indeed Redlemon you are now a naughty one!

Hmmmm...tecoyah sir...SantasLilHelper is having trouble understanding the hidden meaning of this message. You wouldn't perhaps be leaning toward doing something very naughty now would you?

Great work. How long did it take to make up?

http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/s...helperprof.gif

Pretty good poem considering the absence of the opposable thumb. :thumbsup:

That reminds me.. I gotta go out and buy some x-mas lights, a wreath, and an advent calender. Time to decorate the trailer.

Classic.

Great poem, I liked it.

Making a list and checking it twice.... :thumbsup:

Revisiting,
Revising, and
Rejoicing!

The day is drawing near....who will get their presents and who will get the clump o coal?

:D

i'll admit it... i'm up for coal this year...

but i like SLH, so maybe that could change my coal to sweeter stuff.

btw, does SantasLilHelper = Air45 ??
(j/k)