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Old 11-12-2004, 06:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who's on your Top 5?

OK I searched for this and I didn't find it, so here we go.

Amongst all my friends we have a Top 5, which is five famous people you can sleep with if you get the chance and there will be no repercussions from your S.O. Obviously the odds are infinitessimally small so that's part of the fun.

Anyway, my Top 5 has suffered for some years now (I'm 32). When I was younger it was easy to make the list, but as I get older it seems to get harder.

But here they are (in no particular order):

1. Jennifer Connelly - been in love with her for ages
2. Kate Beckinsale - relative newcomer to my Top 5 but REALLY hot
3. Naomi Watts - two words: Mulholland Drive, nuff said
4. Salma Hayek - anyone catch her on Conan the other night? woof
5. Christina Aguilera - why Christina? Because it would be like walking on the moon. Sure, you weren't the <i>first</i> guy to walk on the moon, but you were on the fucking <i>moon</i>!!!

So c'mon, cough up your Top 5.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My wife only gives me one, and even then only if I share.

Angelina jolie
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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  • 1) Lucy Liu
    2) Natasha Henstridge
    3) The goth girl in The Hot Chick
    4) Jennifer Aniston
    5) Demi Moore

I'm impressed by ladies that can stay attractive as they get older. I think it's much easier to be beautiful when a girl is aged 18-24. However, those ladies that can still look fine at 30 and beyond are truly impressive to me; and they make up the majority of my list. The goth chick in The Hot Chick is young, but she's quite fine; one of the finest IMO.
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmm... well the list always varies. Also, I don't have a significant other, so no reprecussions here!

But #1 on my list is and always will be

1.) Angelina Jolie
Then, Kristin Kreuk is usually #2, but not always.
Just add random hotness at #3 and beyond, for example:
3.) Mandy Moore
4.) Katherine Zeta Jones
5.) Adriana Lima
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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1) Melissa Joan Hart. Don't ask me why, she is just really attractive to me.
2) Jennifer Anniston.
3) Christina Aguilera before she went skanky.
4) Christine Brinkley in the 80's
5) Britney Spears or Katie Holmes
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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1. Keara Knightly.. the accent just puts her over the edge
2. Kate Beckinsale.. she's english
3. Elizabeth Hurly.. im a man who loves accents
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Last but not least Brooke Burns
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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well... hard to pin down 5 exactly...
Aya Matsuura
Natsumi Abe
Lucy Liu
Natasha Yi
Utada Hikaru
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why would I want to sleep with a celebrity? Most of the attractive ones seem to sleep around a lot, change partners at the drop of a hat, and thats not cool. Besides, I don't love any of them, huge turnoff. Until my SO gets her big record contract, I won't have a list.
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Old 11-14-2004, 09:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Irishsean
Why would I want to sleep with a celebrity? Most of the attractive ones seem to sleep around a lot, change partners at the drop of a hat, and thats not cool. Besides, I don't love any of them, huge turnoff. Until my SO gets her big record contract, I won't have a list.
LOL - she was watching you type that, wasn't she? Just kidding of course. It's refreshing to hear from someone who's happy with the situation they're in.

Rather than necessarily saying that these five women are women I'd sleep with, these are the five most beautiful celebrity women I can think of (SO's aside):

1. Erin Grindemyr
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Mandy Moore
4. Lexa Doig
5. Tara Reid

I should note that I do know at least a couple of women that are at least as beautiful as these celebs, but their names wouldn't mean much to anyone else reading this...
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Old 11-14-2004, 09:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Heather Locklear
Jenna Jameson
Ashley Olsen
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson (pre-Hep C)
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Old 11-14-2004, 10:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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So many and i can only list 5...? ok ok here goes.

1) Linsey Lohan
2) Angelina jolie
3) Jenna Jameson
4) Britney Spears
5) Jessica Simpson
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Here is 5 in no order

Jessica Biel
Lindsay Lohan
Kiera Knightly
Kate Bekinsdale
Jackie off of that 70's show

I think I spelled almost every one of their names wrong but you guys should still be able to figure it out
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Alicia Witt
Lindsay Lohan
Tara Reid (before she dated Carson and started looking like a heroin addict)
Caroline Corr (drummer for The Corrs)
Laura Prepon
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Old 11-15-2004, 05:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Monica Potter
3. Tara Reid
4. Cindy Crawford
5. Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

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Old 11-15-2004, 05:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Is this a topic for discussion?

I'll address it as if it is. I've never had such a list. I don't see the people who are cast before me as if they were pearls as pearls at all. I see them more as fictional non-entities.
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Old 11-15-2004, 05:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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5) Selma Hayek
4) Tyra Banks
3) Natalie Raitano
2) Rosario Dawson
1) Eva Mendes

Pics to be added later just in case nobody knows who they are.
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:29 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Are you sure we haven't done this before?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=%28NSFW%29
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ighlight=celeb
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&highlight=fhm
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ht=celebrities


Oh well, in any event, here's my list as follows:

1.) Alyson Hannigan. (duh )
2.) Jodie Foster
3.) Helen Hunt (or her clone, Leelee Sobieski)
4.) Kirsten Dunst
5.) Janeane Garofalo
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:44 AM   #18 (permalink)
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1- Jennifer Connelly
2- Monica Bellucci
3- Jessica Alba
4- Angelina Jolie
5- Lucy Liu
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:56 AM   #19 (permalink)
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hmm let's see just 5 eh?

ok well

1. Jennifer Connelly (can you say Ass to Ass?)
2. Kate Beckinsdale
3. Charlize Theron
4. Kobe Tai
5. Tera Patrick (pre-boob job)

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Old 11-15-2004, 07:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't believe I saw another hetero female reply to the top five yet, so here it goes:

I would sleep with Morten Harket 5 times.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:23 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I've got to agree with ARTelevision and Irishsean, celebrities just don't do it for me. Sure there are some pretty looking people out there in show business, but I would think that you should rather focus on the attainable beauties all around you. Not that I am detracting from the other posters in the thread at all. I understand that it was meant in a light-hearted way, like a fantasy of "you know you can't, but who would you." For me, I'll enjoy everything about the woman than I do have!
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ARTelevision
Is this a topic for discussion?

I'll address it as if it is. I've never had such a list. I don't see the people who are cast before me as if they were pearls as pearls at all. I see them more as fictional non-entities.
Yeah, but would you fuck 'em?
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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1)Milla Jovovich
2)Angelina Jolie
3)Heather Locklear
4)Jennifer Connely
5)Julie Cooper from "the o.c"

the order seems correct as well. bonus.
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Old 11-16-2004, 09:30 AM   #24 (permalink)
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1) Demi Moore
2) Catherine Zeta-Jones
3) Shania Twain
4) Alyssa Milano
5) Elizabeth Hurley

All brunettes.
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Old 11-16-2004, 09:35 AM   #25 (permalink)
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1) Elisha Cuthbert
2) Elizabeth Hurley
3) Catherine Zeta-Jones
4) Jessica Alba
5) Alyson Hannigan
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:10 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightly
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:00 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Michelle Trachtenberg (SP - Eurotrip, Buffy)
Heather locklear
Lindsay Lohan
Maria Sharapova
Liza Huber
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Old 03-15-2005, 04:47 AM   #28 (permalink)
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So how come there's no female-Male lists .I thought fantasy was meant to be a big thing for us girls.

Mine are off the top of my head...

Mike Shinoda (Linkin Park)
John Cusack ( had a teenage crush on him and its still there)
James Caviezel ( beautiful eyes)
James Marsters(Spike in Buffy)
Jack Black( i find him sexy as well as very funny)
 
Old 03-15-2005, 05:41 AM   #29 (permalink)
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congrats lin for being the first male-fancier to post!
i can honestly that i can't think of five celebs that i would...perhaps...angelina jolie...but then no she'd be too anoying/scary...
i fancy women in the street more...if i could be allowed 5 types of women then i reckon i could compile some sort of list!
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:03 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I don't have a top 5. I think most celebrities are probably shorter in person and have bad skin. That said, I would't kick Maggie Gyllenhall out of bed for eating crackers.

Frankly ratbastid could sleep with whomever he wanted - celebrity or otherwise - as long as he got my permission first, and, in certain cases (Maggie Gyllenhall), as long as he shared.

I also don't believe the "no repercussions" thing. There are always repercussions. There are just some you handle well and some you don't.
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:24 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm down with ART and a few others. If any of you had ever seen my wife and I together, you'd understand the confusion (and pity) I feel for the need of a list like this.
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:27 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I was on vacation in Jamaica, and chatting with some cool people (we were on the nude beach, which makes conversation much easier). For some reason, this topic came up. One woman had Steven Seagal as her guy. Two days later, he showed up at the resort. I have never seen anyone so flustered and paniced, it was hilarious. She couldn't even get within 50 feet of him, she was so nervous.

(I don't have a list.)
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:00 AM   #33 (permalink)
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and there will be no repercussions from your S.O.
Unless I could have sex while dead, there is no one I could sleep with that would not end with me being dead. I'm guessing that would qualify as a "repercussion".
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:35 AM   #34 (permalink)
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1 Angelina jolie
2 Keira Knightly
3 Liv Tyler
4 Rachel Weisz
5 Krystal Steal (sp)

Not sure if the miss's will agree, lol
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:01 AM   #35 (permalink)
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1. Queen Elizabeth II
2. Oprah
3. Martha Stewart
4. Laura Bush
5. Barbra Walters

Hey, imagine the book deal that I could make with a list like that?

Who needs hot celebrities when you can have the POWERFUL ONES? Just imagine...
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:14 AM   #36 (permalink)
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1.Lindsey Lohan
2.Lucy Liu
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Drew Barrymore
5.Lindsey Lohan again, just for measure.
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:24 AM   #37 (permalink)
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1. Grace Park
2. Linda Park
3. Yunjin Kim
4. Zhang Ziyi
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:43 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I was on vacation in Jamaica, and chatting with some cool people (we were on the nude beach, which makes conversation much easier). For some reason, this topic came up. One woman had Steven Seagal as her guy. Two days later, he showed up at the resort. I have never seen anyone so flustered and paniced, it was hilarious. She couldn't even get within 50 feet of him, she was so nervous.

(I don't have a list.)
That's great!


(I don't have a list either.)
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:10 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm single at the moment, so it's not hard for me to come up with a list.

1. Alan Rickman
2. Colin Firth
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Matt Bellamy
5. Billy Boyd

Honestly, I think 5 is too few...and those aren't set...that's right off the top of my head.
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:14 AM   #40 (permalink)
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not that I ever would.....but

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie
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