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Old 05-19-2003, 11:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do women want?

What do women want from their men? Someone please tell me. I haven't a damn clue.
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Old 05-19-2003, 11:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2003, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Please post when you figure this out.

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Old 05-19-2003, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Just go with the flow. It's kind of trial-and-error based, anyway. Quite a few women I know aren't too sure what they want from their men either. Guess if everybody knew exactly what they wanted from their partner, the world would be quite boring.

If you have a partner, just keep figuring out what she wants.
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You actually think we're going to tell?

* JadziaDax laughs meniacally and then walks away.
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You see? That's the problem. Their Union won't let them tell. We need to find a scab...
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Their Union won't let them tell. We need to find a scab...
Yes, it's true--the Secret Organization of Women, or S.O.W. is far too powerful. We will never know the truth.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You actually think we're going to tell?

* JadziaDax laughs meniacally and then walks away.
I get this same answer and the laughing at home. It's a conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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We need to find a scab...
You want to find a scabby woman?
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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And that my friends is the million dollar question that we will never know the answer to..

Whatever it is, they aren't telling the guys about it. In fact I think that if we get close, the change their minds and want something completly different.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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erm... erm.... chocolate?
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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They want what they want when they want it.
And the words don't always match the actions.
Sometimes they know what they want.
And sometimes they don't know.
Don't try to figure it out, it's a moving target.
Just be yourself.

They are not firm & fast like us. (no pun intended)
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Why is everybody acting like they don't know what women want?
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:45 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I can't speak for every female on the planet, but I can tell you what I want. I want to feel like I am the most important thing in my man's life. I want love, passion and romance. Above all I want loyalty. Deep, honest and true loyalty. I have to be the only female in his life. I want him to feel like making love to me is sacred. I want tenderness. I want him to hold me when I cry and kiss away my tears. I want poems on our anniversary. I want him to remember important events like birthdays. I want him to say things to me like, "I would sell my soul just to touch your cheek. And when I was drug to the pits of Hell I would take the head of Satan himself just to see you once more."

*smiles*

I want my husband. My one true love, Jaelin.
Now that's a damn good answer. I hope you get every bit of that and more. We should all be so lucky as to have that.
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Old 05-20-2003, 07:11 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You actually think we're going to tell?

* JadziaDax laughs meniacally and then walks away.
haha, this is why men call women bitches, too afraid to express what they want, and when men treat them wrong, blame them for not tending to their needs
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Old 05-20-2003, 07:16 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Here's another question: what do men want? Go for the second answer that comes to mind.
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Old 05-20-2003, 07:58 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Here's another question: what do men want? Go for the second answer that comes to mind.
You mean beer? :P
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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More than anything else, to be understood without having to explain it.

At least that's what I've figured out about my wife so far. And we're both the happiest we've ever been in our lives.
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:17 AM   #23 (permalink)
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wemon don't know what they want. The peoplo who are most succsefull with wemon are able to tell them what they want
 
Old 05-20-2003, 08:19 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Okay, I do not agree with that comment at all... many women DO know what they want. I, for one, am firmly grounded in what I want and I don't need a man to tell me what makes me happy.

Women want respect from their man. We want to be treated with honesty and integrity. The thing that we DON'T want is to be lied to or made out to feel stupid.

Most of us are sensitive creatures. We love to feel secure and we love it when our man thinks of us throughout the day. Thoughtful gestures mean a lot.. it can be as simple as picking up some flowers, or cooking dinner that night, or scratching our back when it's itchy. It's the little things that count for me.

I never like to feel pressured to do anything and sometimes I need space to hang out with our girlfriends, without any jealousy or suspicion from my man. There needs to be that trust level.

Last but not least, (the part you've all been waiting for) women love foreplay and SEX. But no two females are alike in what turns them on in the bedroom. This is why you, as men, have to ask and find out in order to be the best lovers you can be.

I hope this helps!
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Old 05-20-2003, 09:48 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:10 AM   #26 (permalink)
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if anyone figures it out let the rest of us know.. in the mean time I'll just be myself and hope it's what she wants
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:12 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Here's another question: what do men want? Go for the second answer that comes to mind.
Someone to actually care & give when we ARE weak.
No man is totally invulnerable,
and when it seems so, it's an illusion.

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Old 05-20-2003, 10:15 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I too think that its a moving target, THings women want in my experience can & have 180'd within the space of a few minutes. If you dont keep up youre in trouble.
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:17 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Well damn.

It's hard to keep making fun of the thread when there are so many serious answers.
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:44 AM   #30 (permalink)
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All they want is your heart, soul, life force, every cent you'll earn for the rest of your life, your self-esteem, your attention at all times, and to joyfully watch as you deteriorate into a worn-out shell of a human being and die so they can be the center of attraction at your funeral. That's all.
Well that's pretty damn close
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Old 05-20-2003, 11:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I can't speak for every female on the planet, but I can tell you what I want. I want to feel like I am the most important thing in my man's life. I want love, passion and romance. Above all I want loyalty. Deep, honest and true loyalty. I have to be the only female in his life. I want him to feel like making love to me is sacred. I want tenderness. I want him to hold me when I cry and kiss away my tears. I want poems on our anniversary. I want him to remember important events like birthdays. I want him to say things to me like, "I would sell my soul just to touch your cheek. And when I was drug to the pits of Hell I would take the head of Satan himself just to see you once more."
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Good answer. But after giving this a lot of thought I've come up with what I feel is another good answer: women want TOO MUCH from their men. Their expectations are too high. They want the whole world and all we can offer is ourselves.
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:19 PM   #32 (permalink)
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At this point I can tell you that there is really no answer to this question, as if you give a women everything that she asks for its not enough, or it's wrong, or late or something.
The best advise that can be given is to stop trying to figure them out and start drinking.
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:20 PM   #33 (permalink)
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All I want is someone to hold me close at night, someone I can talk to and debate with and still make love to afterwards. Someone who can sit in silence and be comfortable...someone to watch football with....someone to dream with and dance with and giggle with. Someone to love.
Is that asking too much? Hmmmm, and all you men think we are so confusing.
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:26 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I can't speak for every female on the planet, but I can tell you what I want. I want to feel like I am the most important thing in my man's life. I want love, passion and romance. Above all I want loyalty. Deep, honest and true loyalty. I have to be the only female in his life. I want him to feel like making love to me is sacred. I want tenderness. I want him to hold me when I cry and kiss away my tears. I want poems on our anniversary. I want him to remember important events like birthdays. I want him to say things to me like, "I would sell my soul just to touch your cheek. And when I was drug to the pits of Hell I would take the head of Satan himself just to see you once more."

I have gladly given all of that and in return I recieved deception and disrespect. When I gave my loyalty I was rewarded with dishonesty. What I learned is that she wanted to take everything from me and give nothing back. To me that is all that women want.
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:30 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 04:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I have to say, minx's answer is pretty close to what I want from a man. Well, along with surprises and little indulgences once in a while.

Most of all, I want him to accept my love and my tokens of affection. I need to be needed.
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Old 05-20-2003, 04:47 PM   #37 (permalink)
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It all sounds like hard work. Why aren't us men programmed to know that...
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Old 05-20-2003, 04:59 PM   #38 (permalink)
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They dont know what they want, but I'm pretty sure they dont want Satan's frickin head!!! That would totally freak them out.
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:02 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:39 PM   #40 (permalink)
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All the love and attention you can give them, passion, chocolate, and flowers. And a pony or two wouldn't hurt either
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