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Jail romp bid foiled

18 may 03

TWO sex-starved Romeos tried to break into a women's prison - because they were sure the inmates would find them irresistible.

The bright-spark duo hit on the idea after one-too-many beers at a nightclub.

This week they were charged with trespass after failing to deliver passion to the women of Maldon's Tarrengower Prison.

A prison source said the men, in their early 20s, clearly had been drinking.

"These guys thought they were God's gift to women," he said.


"We have a hard enough time keeping inmates in, let alone having to worry about keeping people out."

They were caught in the grounds of the minimum security jail in the early hours of April 17.

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i have no real comments as of yet, the story just made me laugh my ass off.

the ammount of stupidity some of us people can express is scary!

gov135

Hee Hee

These guys remind me of The Smoking Gun's hottest inmate list. They reviewed public photos of prisoners and ranked them as far as hotties.

Just when you think you've heard it all... these guys win out on originality.

Memalvada

What idiots
LOL

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Zotz

They could have just checked out

www.jailbabes.com

Snoogans

There's a fine line between stupidity and genius

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vermin

And sometimes that line is topped with barbed wire.

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ARTelevision

I love it!
There's one requirements for being a criminal: stupidity!

They don't call 'em dumb criminals for nothing...

"Hey dude, here's an idea! Let's break into a prison!"

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Minx

Holy crap this made me laugh out loud! I agree with Art .... how stupid is it to try to break into a prison! And...heh heh...most of the women in there probably could've turned these two idiots into pretzels and done all sorts of nasty things to them!

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cj2112

This would make a great movie....starring Adam Sandler and Jim Carey!

krwlz

i agree with cj2112 great movie! some people make stupidity embarassing for the rest of the stupid people

hotzot

wish I knew about jailbabes when I was younger.

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Ransom342

Another CLASSIC example of getting drunk and thinking with your johnson.

The_Dude

guess that's what beer does for you

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pangavan

I years drinking at a bar across the street from a womens pre-release center and never thought of this...that makes it a VERY stupid idea

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