Stupidest Invention Ever
 

I doubt you could beat this... The Bottle Jersey

http://www.tba-ownz.org/img/crap/dumb.jpg

My mom bought this for me because she knew I am a diehard Dodgers fan. Oh well.. it's the thought that counts.

Well uh... at least your beer won't get cold. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

heh...sorry. i couldn't help but laugh.
on the plus side, it does look kinda cute...kinda.

I just got one of those!!! mine is from a job fair though, not a lousy baseball team ;)

Wow. Someone came up with an idea more pointless than the Rotato.

Nifty. Now you can stick your hand in there and make you a puppet. ;)

Btw, is that a 'Read The Fucking Article' shirt, Halx?

Well, the arms of the jersey are great as handles to hook on your hand. Keeps you from dropping the bottle when you're trying to catch a foul ball......

wow, with as often as I drop stuff when im drunk, I might need to look into one of those.

now you need to get a matching hat lid for it, you need the whole uniform for your beer.

Is there a patent on that? If not... *runs to USPTO*

I got one of those when I went to a White Sox game once. Used it once on a really hot day, and it works, really well! Beer was always cold, which is never a bad thing...

And I thought the Chia Pet was bad

I have been seening these a lot lately.

I think a baseball cap & a six pack would be a better gift though.

should keep your beer nice and cold. just like them dodger bats!

just playing hal :D

I think you're on to something....

you could somehow rig up a harness that holds SIX BEERS AT ONCE on the top of the hat....

...maybe a straw-system that leads from each beer into one universal straw, a straw channeled directly into the persons mouth.... :eek:

If and when you decide you don't want it anymore just mail it to me. After this playoff season though, I may be to ashamed to show it off.

Hey, at least the Dodgers made it to the playoffs.

republicans.

*Light bulb goes on*

Well it could be worse. I mean it could have been a Yankees one.

Screw all that sucking and swallowing, just fill me up a drip bag and hook it to my veins :D


I have a little wet-suit for my bottles, the only problem is that it was designed for a bottle that is about half an inch smaller than any other bottle ever conceived, so therefor doesn't really close as well as it should, and therefor has a tendancy to fall off at the most un-opertune times.

Seriously! It could be a lot worse...you could have gotten one of these!!! :eek:

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_13...IMwZBBmP9uPzSC

Your shirt is pretty cool though (I'm assuming that the last letter is M).

Just in case it wasn't clear in the first photo...here it is again (rear view) while in use for it's intended purpose. Seriously....what could be worse? :|

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_13....ozZBBRfKvu.Ki

You got to it first. I saw those at the Sunday Night game at Paul Brown Stadium. The Bengals kick so much ass it's not even funny. Yeah, I'm talking about the '87 Bengals. You know, the Boomer Esiason team??? Oh how I long for the years of who-dey.

What about the Heinekin bottles? I don't think it'd fit in that nifty shirt dealy.

Stubby little bastards get no love....no love...

I'd put it on my member. Heh, then the junk would be wearing a shirt.

Pure.
Comedy.

Saw those up at Wally Mart. Had to do a double take before I realized they where beer coozies. I always seem to lose my bottle beer coozies where ever I go. I need one with a chain to attach to my pants loop or something.

The expression on your face made me laugh and laugh.

In Australia these are called "Stubbie holders" (a stubbie is a short bottle or can of beer). Everyone uses them in the summer, especially at BBQs and beer gardens, as it gets so hot your beer goes warm very quickly.

But not with sleeves. :-)


Mr Mephisto

I always thought the left handed coffee cup was cool.

This is going back a ways and may show my age but the pet rock was pretty darn stupid.

LOL...that IS pretty lame.

Was that intended for this thread? I'm confused.

I think he was just talking about sensless inventions...

That's freekin funny, but my girlfriend can't drink and won't let me... so I guess I won't be running out to grab one.

aww thats adorable! its like a little beer bottle person :)

Want to look like a Wiener?
 

It's a pretty stupid invention but then Mum's quite often buy odd stuff, thank your lucky stars this wasn't awaiting you:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/grap...otdoghat-2.jpg

*This isn't me in the photo!*

Ladies and Gentlemen, the truly stupid 'Hot Dog Hat'!

..uh wow stug...hey why doesnt my mom get me any weird stupid stuff!

no its to easy.. i cant... noooo

lol get a helmet slip it on and go to a bar.. sit around till a cute girl walks up.. then yell out down set hut.. hut hut hut... and run at her.. heh

but i must say your mom is cool.. my mom sends me junk emails

You drink J.D.'s flavored beer? You pussy.