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Reese · 10-15-2004, 10:45 PM

I just got these pics in my email, Let's just say they'll all NSFW.

http://www.wildcrazy.com/Funnypics/hallow-priest.jpg
http://www.cameltoe.com/elvis.jpg
http://www.czabe.com/backup/2003/Vol..._penis_man.jpg

onewolf · 10-17-2004, 06:37 AM

^^^^^^ Penis man has an orb on his right shin... maybe this one belongs on the paranoia board - they'll be all over it.

wolf · 10-17-2004, 09:32 AM

Wonder if they will come out with the mask from jigsaw from saw?

fordluvr · 10-17-2004, 10:44 AM

Sometimes the most subtle ideas are the better ones. I had a buddy who came to a party wearing a full length set of black tights with dozens of fluffy little toy baby chickens glue to it. You guessed it: He was a "chick magnet."

I also saw one guy who cut out two massive peieces of green foam in the shape of a pine tree air freshener, attached them to each other and cut holes in one side for his head and arms. Written across the chest in bold letters was "Pine Fresh." The best part, however, was that he had SOAKED the thing in pine scent. It was hilarious watching him walk up to a group of people and twist back and forth to disperse the scent. The reactions were priceless.

formerScientist · 10-18-2004, 06:17 AM

Last year I went to work as a hologram a-la Red Dwarf. Just made a silver 'H' out of cardboard and duct-tape and glued it to my forehead. I'm a software-engineer so I'm surrounded by geeks and about a third of them got it. When I went out that night, however, the ratio dropped significantly.

If you haven't seen Red Dwarf it was a low-budget Brittish sci-fi comedy where 'H' meant hologram.

Spektr · 10-19-2004, 01:50 PM

(Merged into this thread)
My original idea for a costume (Ziggy Stardust) this year floundered last week and I was nervous that I wouldn't find another idea in time. Halloween at Kent State is a huge deal, so I needed a costume that was neither cliche nor lame. My fate was saved by my father's extensive collection of ridiculous clothing ranging from the mid-1950's on up through the late 70's. While pawing through tye-dyed tuxedos, red-white-and-blue seersucker suits and plaid bell-bottoms, I came across none other than a pair of dark red riding chaps. And I am now...The Marlboro Man. So always keep in mind the lost relics of our elder's closets.

World's King · 10-20-2004, 07:28 PM

(Merged into this thread)
What parties in Denver?

ryan2107 · 10-20-2004, 07:36 PM

last year i went as a nerd. pulled my pants up to my ribs, got a bow tie, hung toilet paper out the back of my pants, messed up the buttons on the shirt, and taped the nose of my glasses.

NeoRete · 10-20-2004, 08:51 PM

The most orginal that I saw last year: take a cardboard box, cut it to make it look like an end-table that you can stick your head up through. Then glue condoms onto the top, and any other bedroom-like things onto it as well. It's a one-night-stand!

docbungle · 10-20-2004, 08:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Original King

What parties in Denver?

Joking, right?

SirSeymour · 10-21-2004, 03:50 AM

A good friend of mine had the best idea I have seen yet. He wrapped himself in rope from his ankles to the top of his sholders and went as a hostage. He had to jump around all night cause his legs were wrapped together and he was completely dependent on a straw and the charity of other party goers to get a drink.

CityOfAngels · 10-21-2004, 03:59 AM

You should be the emperor from "The Emperor's New Clothes."
P.S. When in junior high, I put on a red/black flannel button-up shirt, a wolf-mask, and some hairy hands. I'd be the Wolf Man, and when I'd get hot, I'd take off the mask and hands and then I'd be Al Borland from Home Improvement! It was genius!

jonjon42 · 10-21-2004, 06:15 PM

(Merged into this thread)
Frank

hint: go watch Donnie Darko

calixstus · 10-21-2004, 09:03 PM

last year i saw 2 good ones;
one dude was a web surfer, he dressed up like a regular surfer - a wetsuit top and zinc on his nose but under his arm he held a keyboard instead of a surfboard and covered himself in cotton webbing.
another guy was a "one-night-stand"
he had a flat circle piece of cardboard on his head drapped in blue fabric. he super glued a small lamp and an alarm clock to the top of it - a night stand, and handed out condoms all night. it was brilliant!

koli70 · 10-22-2004, 06:50 PM

I dont think anyone said this yet, but this year I am going as a Ron Jeremy PEZ dispenser, and instead of giving out pez, I'll give out condoms

World's King · 10-22-2004, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docbungle

(Merged into this thread)

Joking, right?

The only one I know of is the one my bar is throwing on the 30th. Feel free to stop by. Skylark Lounge 140 S Broadway.

optik_nerve · 10-22-2004, 07:08 PM

Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs. :P

bigwhoop · 10-22-2004, 08:19 PM

Last year I was Spongebob Squarepants. Got two pieces of cardboard and glued a bunch of yellow sponges to them, and wore yellow shirt/pants with yellow kitchen gloves. It turned out pretty well, but was a bit hard to move in, though i'm just glad it didn't rain!

I was wanting to do the Jack in the Box guy, but trying to make it would be a bit much this year. So, i've settled on being a snowman. Got a bunch of that "snow" material used for Christmas displays, and i'm going to attatch that to a bunch of clothing and a ski mask I got for my head. I've also got a top hat and will put buttons on the mask for the mouth. A bit cheesy, but it should be ok.
At least i'll be able to move around this year. Still hope it doesn't rain though.

beteez2 · 10-23-2004, 06:26 AM

put a pot on your head & go as a pot head

Bratwurst · 10-23-2004, 06:54 AM

When I was younger I dressed up as a fried egg. Just cut a large white sheet with a peice of yellow felt in the middle for the yoke. No one knew what i was. It didn't work out that well.

wakelagger · 10-23-2004, 05:45 PM

I remember seeing a picture of a guy that dresssed up as a photo negative.

He put black grease paint or something ( I imagine finding something non-transferable/easy to clean would be better than grease paint) on all of his exposed skin. He also temporarily dyed his beard, hair, and eyebrows a frosty white, and wore a white tux coat with a black dress shirt underneath and white shoes.

It was completely, and utterly, awesome.

hunnychile · 10-24-2004, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sierrajunkie

mullet, mustache, vintage, or ripped shirt, cheap beer can in hand, and sweat pants with urine stain on crotch

...if you go like that you'd be mistaken for any good ol boy from most parts Texas, where folks live in old trailers & have a butt load of car carcasses around the <ahem>yard. Oh ya, the beer needs to be a Lone Star or a Pearl.

b1naryb0r1s · 10-05-2005, 12:32 AM

Hey guys and gals! I did a search to see if there were any great ideas for Halloween costumes (whether it be homemade or store-bought) and I couldn't seem to find any threads. So, Halloween is coming up and I was wondering what you're going to dress up as and if anyone has any cool ideas I might be able to borrow! I'm thinking a funny costume is probably best, but share all your ideas or what you're going to be. Also, any links to ideas or pics are appreciated.

Happy Halloween!

ObieX · 10-05-2005, 12:53 AM

A giant bong.

ObieX · 10-05-2005, 01:15 AM

Duff-man!

flat5 · 10-05-2005, 03:05 AM

Wear a name-tag such as God or Devil

ObieX · 10-05-2005, 03:36 AM

taco

asaris · 10-05-2005, 06:08 AM

I'm thinking about going as a jesuit. Not sure how easy it is to get a cassock, though.

sadistikdreams · 10-05-2005, 06:10 AM

I know this is such an old one, but:
Lose the shirt, and say you came in your pants.

GET IT? GET IT? HAHAH

bparker805 · 10-05-2005, 06:47 AM

Im buying an inflatible sheep and fixing it to my pants. I will be a perverted sheppard.

rsl12 · 10-05-2005, 06:58 AM

I'm not sure how I'm going to do it, but I'm hoping to go as a karaoke machine. Perhaps I'll hook up a tape recorder + boombox + mike +discoball all together, with a bunch of batteries.

ngdawg · 10-05-2005, 07:08 AM

Best Halloween idea iever:

snowy · 10-05-2005, 08:19 AM

I'm going as my rogue from World of Warcraft, daggers and all.

Glory's Sun · 10-05-2005, 08:32 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Halloween

this one has links to the rest: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Halloween

try the advanced search next time

SecretMethod70 · 10-05-2005, 08:38 AM

Threads Merged.

canuckguy · 10-05-2005, 08:51 AM

I still think the pregnant nun is a good one. was funny in high school!

ShaniFaye · 10-05-2005, 08:57 AM

Halloween is one good reason for the many medieval/wench outfits I have. Nothing like having a saucy wench at a party, thats not wearing a *cheap* wench outfit, but one that makes me look like I'm serious about being the best wench possible

El Pollo · 10-05-2005, 10:35 AM

Last year, a friend of mine went as a pinata. He wore bright colored clothing that matched parts of a real pinata that he could actually wear. He stuffed his pockets full of the cheap Mexican candy and would throw it around all night.

maleficent · 10-05-2005, 10:48 AM

I'm probably going to out myself as being really old -- but the best halloween costume i ever came up with -- came directly out of my closet (finally a good use for an ugly satin bridesmaid dress and crinolines) Cyndi Lauper was the l ook of the moment and it was fun... thankfully i couldn't do her voice.

the only thing purchased was hair paint to give me pink and blue highlights.

ShaniFaye · 10-05-2005, 10:56 AM

I would pay big money to see a picture of that Mal

10-15-2004, 10:45 PM	#41 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I just got these pics in my email, Let's just say they'll all NSFW. http://www.wildcrazy.com/Funnypics/hallow-priest.jpg http://www.cameltoe.com/elvis.jpg http://www.czabe.com/backup/2003/Vol..._penis_man.jpg __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

10-17-2004, 09:32 AM	#43 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Wonder if they will come out with the mask from jigsaw from saw? __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

10-19-2004, 01:50 PM	#46 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	(Merged into this thread) My original idea for a costume (Ziggy Stardust) this year floundered last week and I was nervous that I wouldn't find another idea in time. Halloween at Kent State is a huge deal, so I needed a costume that was neither cliche nor lame. My fate was saved by my father's extensive collection of ridiculous clothing ranging from the mid-1950's on up through the late 70's. While pawing through tye-dyed tuxedos, red-white-and-blue seersucker suits and plaid bell-bottoms, I came across none other than a pair of dark red riding chaps. And I am now...The Marlboro Man. So always keep in mind the lost relics of our elder's closets. Last edited by MSD; 10-21-2004 at 07:54 PM..

10-20-2004, 07:28 PM	#47 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	(Merged into this thread) What parties in Denver? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown Last edited by MSD; 10-21-2004 at 07:55 PM..

10-20-2004, 08:51 PM	#49 (permalink)
NeoRete Crazy Location: Cape Cod	The most orginal that I saw last year: take a cardboard box, cut it to make it look like an end-table that you can stick your head up through. Then glue condoms onto the top, and any other bedroom-like things onto it as well. It's a one-night-stand! __________________ Charlie was a chemist but Charlie is nomore, what Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4

10-17-2004, 06:37 AM	#42 (permalink)
onewolf Tilted	^^^^^^ Penis man has an orb on his right shin... maybe this one belongs on the paranoia board - they'll be all over it.

10-17-2004, 10:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
fordluvr Perpetually Confused	Sometimes the most subtle ideas are the better ones. I had a buddy who came to a party wearing a full length set of black tights with dozens of fluffy little toy baby chickens glue to it. You guessed it: He was a "chick magnet." I also saw one guy who cut out two massive peieces of green foam in the shape of a pine tree air freshener, attached them to each other and cut holes in one side for his head and arms. Written across the chest in bold letters was "Pine Fresh." The best part, however, was that he had SOAKED the thing in pine scent. It was hilarious watching him walk up to a group of people and twist back and forth to disperse the scent. The reactions were priceless.

10-18-2004, 06:17 AM	#45 (permalink)
formerScientist Upright Location: Milwaukee	Last year I went to work as a hologram a-la Red Dwarf. Just made a silver 'H' out of cardboard and duct-tape and glued it to my forehead. I'm a software-engineer so I'm surrounded by geeks and about a third of them got it. When I went out that night, however, the ratio dropped significantly. If you haven't seen Red Dwarf it was a low-budget Brittish sci-fi comedy where 'H' meant hologram.

10-20-2004, 07:36 PM	#48 (permalink)
ryan2107 Upright	last year i went as a nerd. pulled my pants up to my ribs, got a bow tie, hung toilet paper out the back of my pants, messed up the buttons on the shirt, and taped the nose of my glasses.

10-21-2004, 03:50 AM	#51 (permalink)
SirSeymour Ambling Toward the Light Location: The Early 16th Century	A good friend of mine had the best idea I have seen yet. He wrapped himself in rope from his ankles to the top of his sholders and went as a hostage. He had to jump around all night cause his legs were wrapped together and he was completely dependent on a straw and the charity of other party goers to get a drink. __________________ SQL query SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0 Zero rows returned....

10-21-2004, 06:15 PM	#53 (permalink)
jonjon42 Psycho Location: inside my own mind	(Merged into this thread) Frank hint: go watch Donnie Darko __________________ A damn dirty hippie without the dirty part.... Last edited by MSD; 10-21-2004 at 07:58 PM..

10-21-2004, 09:03 PM	#54 (permalink)
calixstus Upright	last year i saw 2 good ones; one dude was a web surfer, he dressed up like a regular surfer - a wetsuit top and zinc on his nose but under his arm he held a keyboard instead of a surfboard and covered himself in cotton webbing. another guy was a "one-night-stand" he had a flat circle piece of cardboard on his head drapped in blue fabric. he super glued a small lamp and an alarm clock to the top of it - a night stand, and handed out condoms all night. it was brilliant!

10-22-2004, 06:50 PM	#55 (permalink)
koli70 Crazy Location: South Dakota	I dont think anyone said this yet, but this year I am going as a Ron Jeremy PEZ dispenser, and instead of giving out pez, I'll give out condoms

10-22-2004, 07:08 PM	#57 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs. :P

10-22-2004, 08:19 PM	#58 (permalink)
bigwhoop Upright	Last year I was Spongebob Squarepants. Got two pieces of cardboard and glued a bunch of yellow sponges to them, and wore yellow shirt/pants with yellow kitchen gloves. It turned out pretty well, but was a bit hard to move in, though i'm just glad it didn't rain! I was wanting to do the Jack in the Box guy, but trying to make it would be a bit much this year. So, i've settled on being a snowman. Got a bunch of that "snow" material used for Christmas displays, and i'm going to attatch that to a bunch of clothing and a ski mask I got for my head. I've also got a top hat and will put buttons on the mask for the mouth. A bit cheesy, but it should be ok. At least i'll be able to move around this year. Still hope it doesn't rain though.

10-05-2005, 12:53 AM	#64 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	A giant bong. __________________ We Must Dissent.

10-05-2005, 01:15 AM	#65 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Duff-man! __________________ We Must Dissent. Last edited by ObieX; 10-05-2005 at 01:17 AM..

10-05-2005, 03:05 AM	#66 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Wear a name-tag such as God or Devil

10-05-2005, 03:36 AM	#67 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	taco __________________ We Must Dissent.

10-23-2004, 06:26 AM	#59 (permalink)
beteez2 Upright Location: ga	put a pot on your head & go as a pot head

10-23-2004, 06:54 AM	#60 (permalink)
Bratwurst Insane Location: La la land	When I was younger I dressed up as a fried egg. Just cut a large white sheet with a peice of yellow felt in the middle for the yoke. No one knew what i was. It didn't work out that well.

10-23-2004, 05:45 PM	#61 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	I remember seeing a picture of a guy that dresssed up as a photo negative. He put black grease paint or something ( I imagine finding something non-transferable/easy to clean would be better than grease paint) on all of his exposed skin. He also temporarily dyed his beard, hair, and eyebrows a frosty white, and wore a white tux coat with a black dress shirt underneath and white shoes. It was completely, and utterly, awesome.

10-05-2005, 12:32 AM	#63 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	Halloween Costume Ideas. Hey guys and gals! I did a search to see if there were any great ideas for Halloween costumes (whether it be homemade or store-bought) and I couldn't seem to find any threads. So, Halloween is coming up and I was wondering what you're going to dress up as and if anyone has any cool ideas I might be able to borrow! I'm thinking a funny costume is probably best, but share all your ideas or what you're going to be. Also, any links to ideas or pics are appreciated. Happy Halloween!

10-05-2005, 06:08 AM	#68 (permalink)
asaris Mad Philosopher Location: Washington, DC	I'm thinking about going as a jesuit. Not sure how easy it is to get a cassock, though. __________________ "Die Deutschen meinen, daß die Kraft sich in Härte und Grausamkeit offenbaren müsse, sie unterwerfen sich dann gerne und mit Bewunderung:[...]. Daß es Kraft giebt in der Milde und Stille, das glauben sie nicht leicht." "The Germans believe that power must reveal itself in hardness and cruelty and then submit themselves gladly and with admiration[...]. They do not believe readily that there is power in meekness and calm." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

10-05-2005, 06:10 AM	#69 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I know this is such an old one, but: Lose the shirt, and say you came in your pants. GET IT? GET IT? HAHAH __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-05-2005, 06:47 AM	#70 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Im buying an inflatible sheep and fixing it to my pants. I will be a perverted sheppard.

10-05-2005, 06:58 AM	#71 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	I'm not sure how I'm going to do it, but I'm hoping to go as a karaoke machine. Perhaps I'll hook up a tape recorder + boombox + mike +discoball all together, with a bunch of batteries. __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

10-05-2005, 07:08 AM	#72 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Best Halloween idea iever: __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-05-2005, 08:19 AM	#73 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I'm going as my rogue from World of Warcraft, daggers and all. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

10-05-2005, 08:32 AM	#74 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Halloween this one has links to the rest: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=Halloween try the advanced search next time

10-05-2005, 08:38 AM	#75 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Threads Merged. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

10-05-2005, 08:51 AM	#76 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	I still think the pregnant nun is a good one. was funny in high school!

10-05-2005, 08:57 AM	#77 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Halloween is one good reason for the many medieval/wench outfits I have. Nothing like having a saucy wench at a party, thats not wearing a cheap wench outfit, but one that makes me look like I'm serious about being the best wench possible __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!* Last edited by ShaniFaye; 10-05-2005 at 10:42 AM.. Reason: because my keyboard insists on putting invisible "e"s on th words that need them

10-05-2005, 10:35 AM	#78 (permalink)
El Pollo Insane Location: Austin, TX	Last year, a friend of mine went as a pinata. He wore bright colored clothing that matched parts of a real pinata that he could actually wear. He stuffed his pockets full of the cheap Mexican candy and would throw it around all night.

10-05-2005, 10:48 AM	#79 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I'm probably going to out myself as being really old -- but the best halloween costume i ever came up with -- came directly out of my closet (finally a good use for an ugly satin bridesmaid dress and crinolines) Cyndi Lauper was the l ook of the moment and it was fun... thankfully i couldn't do her voice. the only thing purchased was hair paint to give me pink and blue highlights. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-05-2005, 10:56 AM	#80 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I would pay big money to see a picture of that Mal __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*