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WhoaitsZ · 05-18-2003, 09:50 AM

VICTORIA

Jail romp bid foiled

18 may 03

TWO sex-starved Romeos tried to break into a women's prison - because they were sure the inmates would find them irresistible.

The bright-spark duo hit on the idea after one-too-many beers at a nightclub.

This week they were charged with trespass after failing to deliver passion to the women of Maldon's Tarrengower Prison.

A prison source said the men, in their early 20s, clearly had been drinking.

"These guys thought they were God's gift to women," he said.

"We have a hard enough time keeping inmates in, let alone having to worry about keeping people out."

They were caught in the grounds of the minimum security jail in the early hours of April 17.

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i have no real comments as of yet, the story just made me laugh my ass off.

the ammount of stupidity some of us people can express is scary!

gov135 · 05-18-2003, 09:54 AM

Hee Hee

These guys remind me of The Smoking Gun's hottest inmate list. They reviewed public photos of prisoners and ranked them as far as hotties.

Just when you think you've heard it all... these guys win out on originality.

Memalvada · 05-18-2003, 11:35 AM

What idiots
LOL

Zotz · 05-18-2003, 11:43 AM

They could have just checked out

www.jailbabes.com

Snoogans · 05-18-2003, 12:09 PM

There's a fine line between stupidity and genius

vermin · 05-18-2003, 12:18 PM

Quote:

There's a fine line between stupidity and genius

And sometimes that line is topped with barbed wire.

ARTelevision · 05-18-2003, 12:32 PM

I love it!
There's one requirements for being a criminal: stupidity!

They don't call 'em dumb criminals for nothing...

"Hey dude, here's an idea! Let's break into a prison!"

Minx · 05-18-2003, 01:16 PM

Holy crap this made me laugh out loud! I agree with Art .... how stupid is it to try to break into a prison! And...heh heh...most of the women in there probably could've turned these two idiots into pretzels and done all sorts of nasty things to them!

cj2112 · 05-18-2003, 03:31 PM

This would make a great movie....starring Adam Sandler and Jim Carey!

krwlz · 05-18-2003, 03:48 PM

i agree with cj2112 great movie! some people make stupidity embarassing for the rest of the stupid people

hotzot · 05-18-2003, 03:52 PM

wish I knew about jailbabes when I was younger.

Ransom342 · 05-18-2003, 06:36 PM

Another CLASSIC example of getting drunk and thinking with your johnson.

The_Dude · 05-18-2003, 06:41 PM

guess that's what beer does for you

pangavan · 05-18-2003, 07:48 PM

I years drinking at a bar across the street from a womens pre-release center and never thought of this...that makes it a VERY stupid idea

05-18-2003, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	... these guys need dating advice VICTORIA Jail romp bid foiled 18 may 03 TWO sex-starved Romeos tried to break into a women's prison - because they were sure the inmates would find them irresistible. The bright-spark duo hit on the idea after one-too-many beers at a nightclub. This week they were charged with trespass after failing to deliver passion to the women of Maldon's Tarrengower Prison. A prison source said the men, in their early 20s, clearly had been drinking. "These guys thought they were God's gift to women," he said. "We have a hard enough time keeping inmates in, let alone having to worry about keeping people out." They were caught in the grounds of the minimum security jail in the early hours of April 17. ---- i have no real comments as of yet, the story just made me laugh my ass off. the ammount of stupidity some of us people can express is scary!

05-18-2003, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	What idiots LOL __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

05-18-2003, 12:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	There's a fine line between stupidity and genius __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

05-18-2003, 12:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I love it! There's one requirements for being a criminal: stupidity! They don't call 'em dumb criminals for nothing... "Hey dude, here's an idea! Let's break *into* a prison!" __________________ create evolution

05-18-2003, 01:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Holy crap this made me laugh out loud! I agree with Art .... how stupid is it to try to break into a prison! And...heh heh...most of the women in there probably could've turned these two idiots into pretzels and done all sorts of nasty things to them! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-18-2003, 09:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Hee Hee These guys remind me of The Smoking Gun's hottest inmate list. They reviewed public photos of prisoners and ranked them as far as hotties. Just when you think you've heard it all... these guys win out on originality.

05-18-2003, 11:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	They could have just checked out www.jailbabes.com

05-18-2003, 03:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	This would make a great movie....starring Adam Sandler and Jim Carey!

05-18-2003, 03:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	i agree with cj2112 great movie! some people make stupidity embarassing for the rest of the stupid people

05-18-2003, 03:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	wish I knew about jailbabes when I was younger. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-18-2003, 06:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ransom342 Upright	Another CLASSIC example of getting drunk and thinking with your johnson.

05-18-2003, 06:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	guess that's what beer does for you __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

05-18-2003, 07:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
pangavan Insane Location: cleveland, OH	I years drinking at a bar across the street from a womens pre-release center and never thought of this...that makes it a VERY stupid idea __________________ He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.