Diamond

definitely to fly, invisible second. Flying invisible, even better!

Sargeman

Another good crappy superpower would be to locate lost keys. In other words go the "last place I looked is where I found them" place. I don't know how many times I've misplaced my keys and have spent minutes upon minutes searching for them, only to find them in the "last place I looked."

Can you imagine getting the lost key signal at 2:43 am.
The mayor: "Hey lost keys finder man, we have an emergency. Some lady can't find her keys to go home. QUICK no time to lose!"
Lost key finder dude: "Huh?? What??"

That would be so awesome!!

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bigoldalphamale

i wish my finger shot fireballs, lightening, law rockets, lasers...something that i could use to destroy all those who oppose me. especially while driving.

maleficent

You don't want to do this... I do this regularly, and it sucks, people walk into you, trip over you, ignore you completely... It'd be a crappy power...

I want the power I had back in 7th and 8th grade.. I want to be able to make paper airplanes that can fly. and do tricks with a yo-yo, without hitting myself in the head.

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CoachAlan

Of course they're in the "last place [you] looked." Why would you keep looking after you found your keys?

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Hwed

My crappy super power would be the ability to poop live rattlesnakes.

Otherwise, my preference would be the ability to stop time for everything but myself.

dogma13554u

Telekinesis. I could use that in so many different ways

alpha

Flight/invisibility.

Chiuey

I think the ability to read minds would be fucking awsome. But that would be a real crappy power if you couldn't control it, and everybody's thought kepted on popping in yout head. That would just drive me insane!

orphen

I think the bigger problem is whether you use your powre for good.... or awsome

skier

You'd be classified as a paranoid schizophrenic.

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quadro2000

I think invisibility is a dangerous superpower. Yeah, you can look at tits and all that stuff, but I would bet that sooner or later, you find out something you didn't want to know.

So for my real power, yeah, like everybody else, I'd choose flying. Second real power would be to have super speed. I'd love to make it from here to Hawaii in about 20 minutes.

I'm loving reading everybody's crappy powers.

For my own crappy power, I'd love to be able have all the dishes washed just by snapping my fingers.

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maleficent

Screw flying, Wishing.

You fly thru the air, guarentee you are going to get cold, at what altitude are you going to fly? So high that no one seens you, it's going to be colder, and there's that whole breathing thing... Plus what happens if it rains... or snows, or you just don't feel all that great...

I want to wish myself places...

I wish I was in Tahiti...

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stonegrody

Isn't this the power of smell? If something smells like shit, chances are, it's probably gonna taste like shit.

Unless, I'm the only one with this power...Damn...I should have kept this a secret

Cadwiz

I would like the power to dim the head lights of people driving behind me with their high-beams on. I think that would be classified as a crappy power, but very useful.

assilem

Mind control. The ability to enter someones mind and control their body.

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viejo gringo

To look into the future---even just a couple of days.....

---of coarse they would eventually stop me from playing the lottory, but
I would be damn rich by then....

clavus

Wisdom.

Then I'd know what power I should have wished for.

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omega2K4

Onmipotence.

Crappy power would be.....the ability to fill gas tanks at will. I'd charge like $10 for a fillup, I'd be rich.

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BoCo

^^ Yeah, that's what I'd pick, too.

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stephthegeek

To know the answer to any question. You could get ANYWHERE with that power.

Sign Related

Teleportation to whereever I'd want. Then I could steal so many things. I'd hit up bank volts, etc.

Kalnaur

I would want the super power that lets me adopt other people's super powers. Sure, I know that's cheating, but hey, you're just mad you didn't think of it first.

As for the crummy one, I'd pick an auto-cleaning power, but it would only aply to laundry; as in I could touch any piece of clothing, and then it would be clean.

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redarrow

The ability to change the weather at will would be cool.

Snow in August is everyones friend.

Wax_off

Good power. Time travel. It'd be so cool to go back and see the dinosaurs, watch geologic processes at high speed, see what was going to happen in the future...

Crappy power. The ability to unhinge my jaw so that I could dump whole bags of doritos in at a time. Maybe some 2 liter bottles of soda too. Additional crappy power would be to vomit them back up on command.

This thread went from boring to fantastic with the addition of the crappy power bit. THANKS!

pez252

That is by far the best crappy power i've seen!

Shpoop

well as you never edited your second post, you were clearly already well aware of the existence of the first. so you DO know how it got posted twice. My only question is why the second post, as opposed to just an edit.

anyways, i would want a pair of gills...but invisible gills so that no one thought i was a freak... is that crappy enough or too good?

Johnny Rotten

Crappy power: the ability to conjure limitless quarters, for things like pay phones, laundry and parking meters.

Useful power: the ability to speak any language. Sure...flying, invisibility, invincibility--those are cool. But I'd be too tempted to use them for evil than for awesome. Keep it simple

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saytheya

the ability to transport one's self to another place in the blink of an eye

jbuffett

To automatically aphabetize my compact discs. Crappy usesless(to most) anyone but me.

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cheese

crappy power huh ( also known as "Stupor powers" from teh RPG. )

flight... but realy crappy flight.. liek say max of 4inches from teh ground at 2miles an hour and i can only do it for 15ft at a shot. great party trink but thats about it

forseti-6

Good power - the power to heal up any injury, wound or sickness almost instantly
Crappy - The power to stay awake!

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StiNg

xray vision or mind reading

Bobaphat

I think I would like to be able to stop time while still being able to continue on as if time had not stopped. Think of all the good practial jokes you could pull...

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Confederate

I would like the power of selective hearing, that way I could tune out most of the inane crap that I have to listen to every day.

gibingus

useful power: telekinesis: oh, you say you just had a spontaneous orgasm? how curious...

crappy power: the ability to spontaneously give everyone around me the gift of correct spelling and grammar.

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EruptiveDreamz

Hmmm .. if I could have one power. First thing that came to mind was electricity. Is that considered a power?

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