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So near, so very near...

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Britney 'sex vid' shock

Joseph harles

You go (at it) girl!
So close... and yet so far.

We’ve seen Paris Hilton going at it on internet-distributed fame. And then we had Abi Titmuss (or rather John Leslie and another woman had her) showing off her homespun charms.

But imagine what a froth the interweb would have gotten into if the stolen Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears alleged home sex vid had made it online.

The mind boggles – Timberpants caterwauling and shaking those hips while Britters pops a fresh zit and knocks back an (alcohol-free) Jack Daniel’s miniature.

Well, on second thoughts.

Reportedly nicked while they were still dating, the supposedly raunchy tape was swiped by thieves when their Florida home was burgled.

But luckily for them, police recovered the stolen items and returned it to the couple – and amazingly there are no reports of the cops ‘examining’ the evidence.

And this was during the time Britney was still insisting that she was a virgin and waiting for marriage.

According to those super sleuths over at Teenhollywood.com, the police arrested a gang of teenagers before they had the opportunity to post her non-virgin antics on the internet.

And on such small technicalities, the history of the world changes.

Linky

We'll get there one day.

burgled? What the hell is burgled?

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

I think it has something to do with Giant Hamburger. ;)

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

Breaking into a home and stealing stuff is called a burglary.

I wouldn't watch it any way.

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Originally posted by Fremen
I think it has something to do with Giant Hamburger. ;)

I knew he was on to something...

GO GH!

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Originally posted by KellyC
I wouldn't watch it any way.

yeah right :p

sheesh, for once when something good might have come from the theft, they catch em :D

Hopefully they made and distributed some copies. (Before being arrested.)

They must have been turd burglers, since that's what the tape probably was.

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Hopefully they made and distributed some copies. (Before being arrested.)

If they did we would have seen it by now.

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Originally posted by The Phenomenon
If they did we would have seen it by now.

Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

They were caught within five to ten minutes of leaving the house. This is very old news.

In the words of Grimace:
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Brittney tape today.

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

You don't speak English?!

That's unpossible...

Mr Mephisto

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

Give up the dream

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

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Originally posted by sillygirl
Give up the dream

S'what I was going to say.....wishful thinking buddy.

I wouldnt mind watching some older videos of her, but nothing within the last year. She has gone from a pertty hot women, to a nasty trailer trash skank.

holy crap Rdr4evr she looked like a crack whore in those pictures.

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Originally posted by Xepidemic
holy crap Rdr4evr she looked like a crack whore in those pictures.

That is probably because she is, I fail to see how ppl find her attractive.