A bit childish ... but ...
 

Been having a bit of fun with this form. Objective is to dream up the wackiest request and see what you get back (if anything)

http://www.accenture.com/xd/xd.asp?i...link=index.xml

Any ideas?

Have you gotten anything back?

id like an olympic sized swimming pool filled with grape kool-aid and lime jell-o. into the swimming pool would then go 17 mimes of assorted sizes. we would then test the pool of mimes against a room full of 7th graders to see which group can do better long division. on a side note, the mimes must be treading "water" the entire time and can not have any floatation aides.

mine:
Dr. Philip Fry
Am the CEO of TFP Inc.
Title: CEO Doctor Philip Fry, King of ... too long
Request: I am seeking the fabric for one hundred billion banner ads to deploy on websites everywhere.

A business where people walk in, empty their money into your pocket, then walk out. Must have as many flashing lights as possible with countless women who have the stero-type to be very very easy when you flash large amounts of money.

Hell i think ill stop dreaming and build a casino in vegas :D