What i have learned as i matured - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

fallenangel · 06-13-2004, 11:24 AM

The following is not written by myself, i received it as an email. Thought some of you might get some enjoyment out of it, but didn't think it was suitable for Humour.

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how
much I care, some people are just
assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a
big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how
hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never
go away.

Hard8s · 06-13-2004, 11:34 AM

You can add:
The world sucks - if it didn't we'd all float away!

World's King · 06-13-2004, 01:49 PM

I've learned that...

I don't remember.

KellyC · 06-13-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

I've learned that no matter how
much I care, some people are just
assholes.

learned this a long time ago....and it sucks..

Fremen · 06-13-2004, 02:10 PM

I've learned that someone will fuck with your food if you don't threaten them three ways from Sunday to leave it alone.

06-13-2004, 06:43 PM

wow. If I relied on all of that, I'd be a pretty bitter person.

stay light!

DelayedReaction · 06-13-2004, 08:09 PM

I've learned that a rare steak is rarely rare.

CheeseButtons · 06-13-2004, 08:22 PM

"I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never
go away."

Rabid Bunny · 06-14-2004, 05:48 PM

Heh, that's a really nice piece of work. Too true though.

06-13-2004, 11:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
fallenangel soaring Location: near the water	What i have learned as i matured The following is not written by myself, i received it as an email. Thought some of you might get some enjoyment out of it, but didn't think it was suitable for Humour. WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. __________________ all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you

06-13-2004, 11:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Hard8s Addict Location: Wherever I am!	You can add: The world sucks - if it didn't we'd all float away! __________________ If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face!

06-13-2004, 01:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I've learned that... I don't remember. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-13-2004, 02:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I've learned that someone will fuck with your food if you don't threaten them three ways from Sunday to leave it alone. __________________ Google

06-13-2004, 08:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	I've learned that a rare steak is rarely rare. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-13-2004, 06:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	wow. If I relied on all of that, I'd be a pretty bitter person. stay light!

06-13-2004, 08:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
CheeseButtons Crazy Location: 1000 miles from nowhere	"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away." __________________ Sorrow is better than laughter, because a sad face is good for the heart. -Ecclesiastes 7:3

06-14-2004, 05:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Rabid Bunny Tilted Location: Pennsylvania	Heh, that's a really nice piece of work. Too true though.