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Old 05-22-2004, 07:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Perfect Presidential ticket

Okay, so we got Bush and a white guy. And probably Kerry and a white guy.

How 'bout a Black guy with a Hispanic guy? Let's look for the perfect US Presidential ticket.

I propose Chapelle/Cheech Marin.
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ted Nugent/Jesse Ventura
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Dave Chapelle/George Washington's Ghost - Gotcher minorities, gotcher young folk, got your rich white guys & racists & southerners- You've got it covered, here....
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wish we could suggest Ahnold/Ventura, but Ahnold isn't elligable.
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Jack Daniels/ Absolut. Between the two, I don't know anyone who wouldn't vote for that ticket.
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dave Chapelle/Wayne Brady and O.J simpson....thats right!
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Howard Dean and John McCain (or McCain/Dean), prior to their campaign deaths.
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Howard Dean and John McCain (or McCain/Dean), prior to their campaign deaths.
Id vote for McCain in a second. I definitely dont like most Republicans and am a card-carrying liberal, but Id vote for that man any day.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Mr. Rogers/Big Bird

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Old 05-22-2004, 09:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. It would be a utopia.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Jesus/Allah.

No no one could bitch about the Muslims, because they're down with Jesus.

And no one could bitch about the Christians, because they're down with Allah.

BTW, Jesus was Jewish. We're covering all the bases here!
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Old 05-23-2004, 08:05 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Apart from the agnostics/atheists.
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah!

Colon Powell and John McCain... or vice versa... I'd vote for that!
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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well...if someone can suggest peter griffin, i'm gonna suggest bringing thomas jefferson back to life and.... and.... no idea.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Jay Z/Snoop Dogg
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:15 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. It would be a utopia.
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Yea, I know.

Seriously though, I speak the truth. Both already have leadership experience, too. Homer being head of sanitation in Springfield, Peter rebuilding the town after Y2K around the Twinkie factory. Natural born leaders.
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