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Old 05-09-2003, 09:39 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I don't remember exactly what age - but I know I must have been fairly young due to the fact that for the first year or so nothing came out. It felt just as good, only no cleanup. It was a progression - it felt good when I touched it; it felt good when it was hard; so it felt <i>really</i> good when I touched it when it was hard. Well - we all figured that out, didn't we?
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Old 05-09-2003, 09:52 PM   #42 (permalink)
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My female cousin (1 1/2 years younger than me and a gorgeous redhead today) and I were playing with this oster hand massager. Well, as we messed around, it found its way to my crotch and ZING! it felt really really good. So I told her to try it and she agreed, this thing felt great right there.

About that time, mom came by and told us to stop doing that.

Flash forward about two years (now 13).

I had started to notice my penis would get hard and when I touched it, it felt pretty good. I remembered the vibrator and how it felt, so I hunted it up and yes, it still felt pretty good. So good in fact that I had to stop very quickly. Well one day I didn't stop and holy cow, I thought I broke it, I spasmed so hard with an orgasm.

I was afraid to try it again for about a week.

After that, I abused that poor vibrator for years. In fact, I had to have my best friend clue me that I could get the same results just using my hand. Since I was accustomed to the increased stimulation, this actually was somewhat difficult to do, but I eventually got the hang of things.

Ah, memories.
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Old 05-10-2003, 01:47 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Don't remember the exact time, but I was about 5 years old. I used to play with myself because I liked it
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Old 05-10-2003, 02:26 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Heh first time for me would of been around 12ish I remember going threw some web sites for music etc taht my brother had showed me and then all of a sudden pop ups!
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Old 05-10-2003, 09:18 AM   #45 (permalink)
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reading a book with lots of sex parts when i was 8 ahahah
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Old 05-10-2003, 09:37 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Get on your back and slide down with your butt wedged up against the faucet end of the bathtub. Spread legs, which are at a 90 degree angle to the body, against the wall. With pussy directly under faucet, turn on the water and enjoy.
Ummmm.....in my experience, that's NOT how you do it! C'mere, I'll give you a tutorial on the correct method.
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Old 05-10-2003, 07:01 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Ummmm.....in my experience, that's NOT how you do it! C'mere, I'll give you a tutorial on the correct method.
The floor is yours. Let's hear it- in detail!
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Old 05-10-2003, 08:49 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Does it make me a closet pedophile if I get turned on by reading stories of 10-year old girls masturbating?
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Old 05-10-2003, 09:08 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Does it make me a closet pedophile if I get turned on by reading stories of 10-year old girls masturbating?
I doubt it. You _ were_ a 10 y.o. girl once and being reminded of those warm, wonderful feelings sounds pretty arousing to me.
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Old 05-10-2003, 09:19 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I doubt it. You _ were_ a 10 y.o. girl once and being reminded of those warm, wonderful feelings sounds pretty arousing to me.
I was? So THAT'S why my brother called me a pussy.
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Old 05-10-2003, 10:01 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I was? So THAT'S why my brother called me a pussy.
Whoops! Sorry. I'll shut up now.
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Old 05-10-2003, 10:13 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Don't remember my first honestly, but I do remember my best! Recently too, and I keep thinking he can't get better but lucky me - he does
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Old 05-10-2003, 11:44 PM   #53 (permalink)
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heehee, I was rather a late bloomer...I didn't have my first orgasm until I was at least 17. I spent the summer I was 17 experimenting with masturbation. Finally I clued into the vibrator, which guaranteed orgasms...I came after a minute...my hips locked and I'd never felt anything so intense. I'd certainly come before through masturbation but never had anything been so good...and nothing compares still to the orgasms I can give myself, although other methods are certainly quicker if not more satisfactory...
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:38 AM   #54 (permalink)
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The floor is yours. Let's hear it- in detail!
Well, this is kinda a hands-on type tutorial, so to speak; one of those things that HAS to be experienced- sort of organic touchy-feely, don't ya know, all-natural, with no preservatives. It's a sort of life-lesson. (DAMN, I'm running out of politically correct bullshit phrases) Errrrrr.....I'll get back to you, 'kay?
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:43 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Whoops! Sorry. I'll shut up now.
Dear child, if I caused you to shut up even for a minute, I would never forgive myself.

BTW, do you prefer Pfrice Pfister?
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:45 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Self induced. I was 12 years old when I realized that precious little button had a purpose. And oh what a splendid purpose it has!

Double D...your bathtub description had me rolling! I can completely relate. The never ending quest to seek out feel new feel goods!
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:55 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Dear child, if I caused you to shut up even for a minute, I would never forgive myself.

BTW, do you prefer Pfrice Pfister?
At this stage in the game, I am quite enamoured of my Water Pik
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Old 05-14-2003, 07:04 AM   #58 (permalink)
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12, late one night, bottom bunk....ooops, cleanup aisle 3.......
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:16 PM   #59 (permalink)
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When I was in 6th grade my g/f was giving me a bj cuz she saw her sister doing it to her b/f. When it happened i jumped and rammed my dick into the back of her throat and she was forced to swallow it.

Begining of pimp hood :-D
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:59 PM   #60 (permalink)
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13 years old... my friend & I went to this ladies house (26) who was on his paper route. She bought us beer & pizza and soon her clothes came off. Steve tried to fuck her (couldn't maintain) while she sucked me off. She even swallowed.

And yes... she was a complete skank...
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Old 05-15-2003, 02:28 PM   #61 (permalink)
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man, what a thread. 13, a friend of mine is babysitting the neighbor kid, so he invites me over to watch some porn. I'd never seen it before, so it was amazing. this chick was blowing laid back on a couch blowing one guy and just getting this tremendous finger fucking from another, and i was entranced. I grabbed some of the reading material, went into the bathroom, looked at the pictures for swedish erotica and buffed one off right there, right hand and spit. Damn, thought I was gonna pass out. That lead to years and years of happy wacking, until the firstime a chick got me off by hand, then masturbation just didn't measure up. I only jerk it now if i want to give my woman a pearl necklace or if I have somehow worked up a bad case of blue balls and can't get home for some ass.
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Old 05-15-2003, 11:33 PM   #62 (permalink)
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All I remember is that it happened late one night and that when it did happen... I thought I broke my wang... I am dead serious, scared the shit out of me... I was finally relieved of my fears when I got up the next morning and took my first piss since the incident.
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Old 05-16-2003, 05:15 PM   #63 (permalink)
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All I remember is that it happened late one night and that when it did happen... I thought I broke my wang... I am dead serious, scared the shit out of me... I was finally relieved of my fears when I got up the next morning and took my first piss since the incident.
Thats halarious(if thats how u spell it?)
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Old 05-17-2003, 05:22 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 10:08 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Can't remember the first one, htough I remember shooting for the first time. That was when I was about 11 or 12, so my first orgasm must hev been 10 or 11.

Have you ever worked out how many you've had? For me a conserative estimate of 5 a week, from the age of 12 makes over 3,500 :-)
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