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phredgreen 05-05-2003 08:56 PM

"policeman mistaken for stripper"
 
Quote:

<i> as seen here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3001103.stm</i>

<b>Policeman mistaken for stripper</b>

An Israeli policeman responding to neighbours' complaints about a noisy hen party found himself mistaken for the main attraction.

The rowdy women had ordered a male stripper dressed as a policeman and, thinking the stripper had arrived, began trying to undress and caress him, ignoring his protestations.

One of the partygoers "took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted as saying by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily.

"She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

He showed his police badge, but the women just thought it was part of the act.

The policeman was reportedly only able to extricate himself when his partner called for reinforcements.

The revellers were fined.
all in a day's work, i suppose...

BBtB 05-05-2003 09:05 PM

Oh I am sure he is scared for life.

darksparkles 05-05-2003 09:18 PM

teehee! all i have to say.

Kyp 05-05-2003 09:48 PM

I would have yelled at my partner to leave, had that been me.

spectre 05-05-2003 10:53 PM

haha
That sounds like something out of a sitcom. Pretty damned funny though.

charlesesl 05-05-2003 10:59 PM

that is what they do for flirting with the palentinians

KWSN 05-05-2003 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spectre
haha
That sounds like something out of a sitcom. Pretty damned funny though.

EXACTLY what I was thinking... very Three's Company-ish, if you think about it.

dragon2fire 05-06-2003 12:12 AM

spin city


they did that in spin city


lol

and they say sit coms are not realilistic enough

hrdwareguy 05-06-2003 05:32 AM

Talk about mistaken identity.

gov135 05-06-2003 06:25 AM

Boy, I'm sure he was unable to stem the tide of all those powerful women ripping off his uni. Kinda hard to make excuses.

Serpent 05-06-2003 07:57 AM

They must have been really ugly, or mabye he was married, otherwise i don't see why he would want help..

troit 05-06-2003 09:01 AM

Sound like a fun to me...

*runs to the novelty store for uniform....

redrum 05-06-2003 09:16 AM

pft

they were fined? that ludicrous

OU812 05-06-2003 11:56 AM

LOL! This story reminds me of this scened from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/.../scene-11.html

Heh..

mrsandman 05-07-2003 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tantalizer
Police strippers do not wear real genuine uniforms. If they have badges, they are silly ones with no name or a faked up name on them.

The voice of experience speaks. ;)


Also, it's lucky they didn't have a small fire and firemen show up.

Daval 05-07-2003 05:57 AM

thats hillarious!

wraithhibn 05-07-2003 06:56 AM

talk about mistaken identity

GakFace 05-07-2003 11:33 AM

now THAT is classic. Great post. Always curious if that would ever happen. I wonder how the real stripper felt as he "acted" likea cop. hehe

asdf1001 05-07-2003 02:32 PM

Cop Gets Stripped 'N Stroked At Women's Party!
 
JERUSALEM -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy "hen party" received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.


"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said Monday.


The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act. He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.


"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

chodarama 05-07-2003 02:50 PM

damn, why don't women ask for a stripper dressed as a geek?

Spinach_Indeed 05-07-2003 03:49 PM

Reminds me of the time I showed up at a woman's house in my normal G-string atire. She also Mistook me for a Stripper. I personally don't see how this kind of slip-up is possible. Silly Horny 40-somethings

nefarious 05-07-2003 04:17 PM

those wild israelis! ^_^


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