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Old 04-01-2004, 01:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WMD FOUND IN IRAQ!!

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Old 04-01-2004, 01:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yes!! I've finally gotten access to The Erogenous Zone!! I'll just be making my way to the Links Boa... what the... DARN YOU Halx!!

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Old 04-01-2004, 01:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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this should really be in the nonsense board

I'm reporting this to a mod
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Old 04-01-2004, 02:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I admit it, I opened this thread and looked.
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Old 04-01-2004, 04:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What?!

Wierd Mangy Dogs have been found in Iraq?! I thought the country was full of them!


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Old 04-01-2004, 04:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Just for the record I do not believe in WMD!!!
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Old 04-01-2004, 04:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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They were under the sofa cushions the whole time....
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Old 04-01-2004, 04:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Is your name GW Bush too?
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Darn fool kid. I'm one of those weak-willed, open-minded liberals, not believing in WMD but willing to accept evidence to the contrary. So you caught me.

Maybe some day I'll have the balls to become one of those manly conservatives who are lauded for sticking to their opinions no matter how flimsy the evidence nor how much evidence there is to the contrary. Mmmm, yah. And then I'll invade a country that insulted my daddy.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Got me. Nicely done.

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Old 04-01-2004, 05:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ha ha ha, is everyone so dumb that they believe that Iraq truly never had WMDs? They are gone now cause we gave him so much time before we invaded. Try looking in syria. Saddam used WMDs on his own people, now all of a sudden there are no traces of it? come on, there should be at least SOME of that stuff left. He cleaned it all out and set it over the boarder.
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Old 04-01-2004, 06:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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ha ha ha, is everyone so dumb that they believe that Iraq truly never had WMDs? They are gone now cause we gave him so much time before we invaded. Try looking in syria. Saddam used WMDs on his own people, now all of a sudden there are no traces of it? come on, there should be at least SOME of that stuff left. He cleaned it all out and set it over the boarder.
Take it to Politics... where others can reject that opinion
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Old 04-01-2004, 06:36 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 06:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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the WMD's are the people of Iraq.
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I already knew this was a april's fool before I click on the topic. so you didn't got me hehehe
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:02 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Halx...you wouldn't happen to be Bush would you?
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Just a matter of time people.
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:18 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Just a matter of time people.
On the contray, Bush's people said that there's no WMD found anywhere and are now focusing on finding evidence that Saddam were intended to build them. They found several factories that were able to quickly build WMD. I couldn't find the article where I read that..
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:22 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i forgot it was april fools day
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Old 04-01-2004, 09:06 AM   #23 (permalink)
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got me, happy april fools day everyone
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Old 04-01-2004, 09:46 AM   #24 (permalink)
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thats 0 for 4 for me now. No one has gotten me this morning. The second I saw the post I was like April Fools Joke...
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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DOH!!!
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:28 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Good one Halx. I might have fallen for it if I hadn't seen FoxNews do the same joke like 10 times already.
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:31 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:33 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go back to not caring now.
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Old 04-01-2004, 06:28 PM   #29 (permalink)
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heh.. I was so tired.. I couldnt remember what the hell WMD's were.. :P So... I thinik.. I did NOT fall for it?
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Old 04-01-2004, 08:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
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thankfully i've had fully 14 waking hours prior to clicking on this thread. therefore i was well prepared for your chicanery Hal.
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Old 04-02-2004, 11:51 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:04 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Women Mounting Dorks?!!! Praise Ala I've got to get a plane ticket to Iquack!!! I may actuall get laid this century!!!
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Old 04-02-2004, 07:35 PM   #33 (permalink)
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On the contray, Bush's people said that there's no WMD found anywhere and are now focusing on finding evidence that Saddam were intended to build them. They found several factories that were able to quickly build WMD. I couldn't find the article where I read that..
Sorry, but I still believe that they have them (no, my mind is not up for changing). Well hidden (possibly in a neighboring country) and little known.

Is there a bounty on WMD? I don't remember hearing about one. 50 million hard earned American bucks might get some tongues waggin.
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Old 04-03-2004, 06:24 AM   #34 (permalink)
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this should really be in the nonsense board

I'm reporting this to a mod
DO IT.....I'd kinda like to see what happens...
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2004, 11:18 AM   #36 (permalink)
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SEE PrOf that there are weapons thanx halx
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Old 04-04-2004, 03:23 PM   #37 (permalink)
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HA HA HA this is hilarious

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