Fifty things men wish women knew
 

I found this mildy amusing. Especially number 49.

We aren?t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If you don?t want to hear the truth, don?t ask the question.
?Fine? or ?whatever? is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn?t already know.)
Don?t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
You don?t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you?ve ever dealt with.
If were not getting love we?ll start looking?(haha?just kidding?psych?I?m dead serious)
The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won?t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
You shouldn?t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
Porn?hmmm?Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can?t explain it but it is just fact.
Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn?t your parents teach you not to quit.
Giving head is never a bad idea.
We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
We don?t mind going to gay movies with you but don?t tell our friends.
You can?t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or ?Old yeller.?
?The game is on? is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
You?re probably not as funny as you think.
Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say ?he?s so hot? he may have to die.
Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
You can?t get mad if we refuse to hook up your ?ugly friend? with one of our friends.
For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
The red light means the video camera is off.
A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don?t make your breath fresher.
Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
The only thing left to be said after sex is ?goodnight.?
Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
The jeans don?t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
99.5% of the time we didn?t mean to hurt you.

Mr Mephisto

:lol: Awesome.

My favorite, he he he.

I think the number is closer to 40, and women shouldn't get grossed out because we KNOW when you let out a SBD.

It's exactly 50.


Mr Mephisto

I don't know, I mean, I even think he is hot.

I have seen this before and loved it then to.

I would like to add one, I didn't see it. Sorry if it is there.

Don't ask me what I am thinking. If it is intersting I will tell you. Most of the time, I am thinking about your breasts, or who is playing who in football tomorrow.

Im gonna print that list out and frame it... Im thinking poster size! Great list!

Re: Fifty things men wish women knew
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr Mephisto

If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn?t already know.)


Heh, that should be on a billboard somewhere...

I think the fourth is one of the most important things to konw in life.

:lol:

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.

Thats a pearler. :D

Thats to good I n need to show those to my wife LOL

I guess that I never really thought about that...

I must admit that I always got pissed off when my SO didn't notice when I got a trim or some new colors added, but I guess that I can't blame them...sometimes I don't even notice a few days later!:lol:

my favourite!

Love the list.. dont agree with all of it, just 90% of it

If you don?t want to hear the truth, don?t ask the question.

So, so true.

Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you?ve ever dealt with.


aaaaaaaaahahahaha.

but i'll do that. :)

AND....
Don't ask about the " relationship" if you don't want to be dumped in a week.
We don't think about relationships, or where they are going, and we don't want to.
If you ask us about it, you've forced us to think about it, and then talk about it.
We don't talk about two things relationships, and feelings, don't make us or we'll go someplace or to someone where we don't have to.

"If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won?t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior. "
My personal favorite. :p

Great list, I had a good laugh. :)

i already knew alot of those (learned them from my ex)
so ha!

ive been lurking..but wow my fiance read that and thinks guys who think most of that way are fucking sexist assholes

(and dont reply witha typical comment insisting hes gay or tryign to impress me)
:)

But he IS trying to impress you. lol That's a rule that's missing from the list-

Any guy may chastize another for sexist/crude remarks in order to score points with his own girl. They might, however, actually mean it- you will never know which is the truth.

;)

Tell your fiance to lighten up. It's a joke.

Do you (or he) really think that everyone here "wishes" women "knew" these things?

I guess he gets insulted/angry at Saturday Night Live too, eh?

:-)


Mr Mephisto

Punkgrrl: You're either marrying a fantastic husband or a liar. And in my experience, fantastic people in general aren't so intolerant to either jokes and/or actual lifestyles that they go out of their way to call people "fucking (term specifically relevant to issue) assholes."

So true..

50 things women wish MEN knew
 

Not all apply, but there are some good ones here...

that list from the girls point of view is priceless. now that is somehtign we should kow lmao

What happened to top 10s? Why must we add another 40? :)

Damn right! :lol:

"If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room."

I like this one the most

"29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color. "

Woo hoo... do I win something?

Both lists are very good! And equally important - at least for a good laugh or many :) & a huge hug. Every relationship has it's "hot buttons" & these cover quite a few. Some are deal breakers for people who want to live life in a "fairy tale"...but after all...we're all only human.


and yes, we ladies masturbate too. Tho - An audience is not always welcome, however. I think lots of guys agree with that feeling, too.
And us ladies really like some types of porn that you guys might not - but to each his own. It's all in fun.

Thanks - it had me smiling....

Funny lists. I agree with some of each, but not all of each.

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Word up to that :)
Most of those are gold! I can't say i've seen it before, cheers :thumbsup: