TCB

Desperatly need new fresh pickuplines, since i'm back in the game - surfed http:\\www.fastseduction.com, very entertaining but will they work ?

World's King

"You must have really good taste in men because you didn't approach me."

It's a killer.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

Fly

ready for the cheese?

your daddy must have been an astronaut cuz you got stars in your eyes.

you must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

wanna fuck?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

TrollInvestigtr

"Hi."

works every time.

Crimson

I tend to go for:

Do you come here often

then

What sign are you

then

That's a nice blouse (say this no matter WHAT they are wearing)(any Young Ones fans on the TFP?)

They either look confused and walk away - Or laugh and seem interested

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Crimson
If my life is to change - Let it change
If my whole world is to be destroyed - So be it
If my fate is to die - I must simply laugh

BoCo

"Hey, my name's ______." <-- Give it a shot.

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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

nine

"Grab your coat love, you've pulled"

Drider_it

"Why, you look prettier than a new pair of snow tires"

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

Skettios

My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties.

Oh you are? Then it must be an hour fast.

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Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.

Frederich Nietzsche

bundy

if i told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

old, and still poor.

i like the simple one nine mentioned.

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Ohayo!!!

roger that

lol all nice but just walking up to a lady seems to work best, shows you got guts

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hi

Spungfoo

"You've stolen my heart, but I have three more in the freezer back home."

Glad-I-Ate-Her

"Your father must have been a Pirate because he left a treasure like you behind!"

"Imagine, you have so many curves and me without any brakes!"

Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

Joe Fnord

"Do you fuck on first dates?"

Someone else out there might know the reference.

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Fnord!

reconmike

that is a lovely dress you have on, it would look great all bunched up in a ball at the foot of my bed

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Where is Darwin when ya need him?

i8one2

I have money want to spend it

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LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC"
"Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad"

Quality is for those who know
what they want and are at peace with what they have.

"S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

MSD

Please dont go to the dark side. It took me a full five minutes to figure out what the hell that said, and I'm fluent in 14/\/\35p34|<

duckduck

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


As you can see from my pickup line abilities, I usually stick to "Hi, I'm ______" with a confident handshake. It works, apparently

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Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

vermin

You could try Mike Tyson's favorite pick-up line: "I'm stronger than you"

But I don't recommend it.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Loki

"Great shoes, lets fuck"


If you use it out of context, it works.

phoenix1002

Used while wearing very large pants:
Hey baby, there's room for one more in these pants....

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

Johnny Rotten

I thought it was, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me."

I wouldn't recommend that one either.

Bob Biter

Forget everything you've just read and behold:

"Hey, you wanna taste something my mom made."

or the incomparable:

"Say, do you know the difference between a steak and a big dick? No? You wanna come over for dinner sometime?"

Never be lonely again.

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

shalafi

I always wanted to try that one but i could never work up the balls. I usually stick with confused stammering and maybe the occasional stutter thrown in for variety.

joeshoe

Or be like anakin: "Are you an angel?"

Drider_it

Hey wanna head out to the parking lot and get it on.. no? well i guess a blow is outta the question..


btw are you wanting serious pickup lines...

Greetings, My name is ________ I hail from the magical land of "perfection" There I'm a king among men, but standing before you, I see that every dream I have had pales in comparison to your beauty. The sun.. the sun is like a candle next to your inferno of lovliness. I would lay down and die just to bask in the wonder of your pressence.

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

gump

hey wanta get a pizza and fuck?

why you don't like pizza?

crazycousinjim

For the real bitches.

You: Wanna dance ??
Bitch: No.
You: No no no. I said "You look fat in those pants".

merkerguitars

Hi my name is ______ and i'm trying the traditional form of dating since i ran out of chloroform and my van is in the shop.

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Donate now! Ask me How!

Please use the search function it is your friend.

Look at my mustang please feel free to comment!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

Mad_Gecko

"Do you have any insert unique characteristic here in you?"
"No"
"Want Some?"

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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass

"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious

m0ntyblack

Okay, for the first one, you need a wingman. Basically, the wingman stops you and the target "randomly" together somewhere (say in a line for the bathroom, etc...). He then uses the line:

"You two would make BEAUTIFUL babies!!"

Or, if you don't have a wingman, the best (as far as results go), are:

"I'm in law/med school"
or
"I'm a Doctor."


MB

pseudopsycho

"Let's go play Army, I'll lay back and you can blow the hell out of me" or also "That shirt looks mighty becoming on you, I know if I were on you I'd be cumming too"
Couple of old lame ones but what the hell, I need to get my posts up anyway.......

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We all go a little mad sometimes.
-Anthony Perkins, "Psycho"

yournamehere

So what's wrong with that?

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

Prae

I wanna eat your babies.

To get back on topic: "I heard this rumor that college girls are easy, whats your opinion to that?"

Yes I know, its college only.

Magpie0001

Wooah back up there, What does it say? I wanna learn tel me Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

cdwonderful

Hey Baby, wanna make fifty cents the hard way?

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

MyFakeAccount

No kiddin Boco sounds about right to me, but I guess being a normal guy is a bit unheard of these days.

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I wasn't There
I Didn't Do it
You Don't know me

elfuq

Strangely, observational humor usually works for me. Last night's 'What are all these punks doing listening to a 60s bar band?' got a smile, a conversation and a fun evening.

TCB

Thank U so much - going out to try them tonight.... Cross u're fingers... To be continued ;-)

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Takin' care of Business - In a Flash

fugazi

"i can smell your uterus from here" always works for me