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Prince 03-06-2004 03:58 PM

Cats ate woman
 
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FINLAND:
Cats ate woman

Tilrettelagt av Carin Pettersson 09.02.04 10:48, ny 09.02.04 17:45

When the 91-year-old woman died in her home in Finland, her 32 cats had to fend for themselves, so they started to eat their dead owner.

It was a horrid site that awaited the police in Salo, Finland, reports the radio channel P4.

When the police found her, she had been dead for a month, and as her cats had to fend for themselves, they had started to eat the dead woman.
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Crazy shit... It's been all over Finnish discussion boards...

bermuDa 03-06-2004 05:06 PM

not nearly as nasty as the guy who died from a black widow bite and get eaten by his pet spiders.

Latch 03-06-2004 05:08 PM

That's freaky.. I've heard of it happening before though.

It's not like you can fault the cats though.. it makes sense... it's just sick to think about.

Shokan 03-06-2004 05:09 PM

"My cats breath smells like old people."

moonstrucksoul 03-06-2004 05:54 PM

damn, i guess it makes sense, the cats gotta eat, and then nature took over, shame, those cats will never be the same.

Boo 03-06-2004 05:55 PM

Yup, cats gotta eat too.

*Nikki* 03-06-2004 06:48 PM

Poor cats:)

Prince 03-06-2004 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
damn, i guess it makes sense, the cats gotta eat, and then nature took over, shame, those cats will never be the same.
Actually that is quite true, seeing as the cats were all put down.

H12 03-06-2004 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Prince
Actually that is quite true, seeing as the cats were all put down.
Why were they put down?? That doesn't make any sense; if the old woman wasn't affected by something to the level of anthrax, then there's no real reason to kill 32 cats.

Oh, and that's one sick story.

World's King 03-06-2004 08:12 PM

She wins the award for the worst Catwoman impression.

Prince 03-06-2004 08:13 PM

Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.

ariekitten 03-06-2004 09:50 PM

yeah, that's best for the poor things.....sad to hear that something like that happened....

mystmarimatt 03-06-2004 10:41 PM

ewwwwwwww

That's grisley. Figures. Damn, cats are evil.

Evil Milkman 03-06-2004 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Prince
Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.
Sucks, don't it? Happens like every damn day in my neighborhood.

splck 03-06-2004 11:12 PM

my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?

tehblaed 03-06-2004 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Evil Milkman
Sucks, don't it? Happens like every damn day in my neighborhood.

I read that like 3 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.

CrazySaturn 03-06-2004 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by splck
my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
Only if you die! :p

H12 03-07-2004 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Prince
Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.
Heaven forbid the cats keep from starving. *rolls eyes* That is sick nonetheless though, and I know I'd hate to have a cat that I knew had eaten a 91-year-old lady before.

mingusfingers 03-07-2004 05:30 PM

That's gross. I'd hate to be in situations like that in my job, going to find people like that.

VitaminH 03-07-2004 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by bermuDa
not nearly as nasty as the guy who died from a black widow bite and get eaten by his pet spiders.
Ick, I never heard of that, you don't happen to have a link to a news story do you?

*Nikki* 03-07-2004 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by splck
my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
What do you do to make the cat bite you?

ForgottenKnight 03-07-2004 07:53 PM

Poor Cats...
Probably better for them that they were put to rest.

splck 03-07-2004 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by *Nikki*
What do you do to make the cat bite you?
I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?

nanofever 03-07-2004 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by splck
I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
She wants to play/get attention/wants food/hates you/ect...

A bite can me a lot of different things.

hu-man 03-08-2004 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by splck
my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
Only in your sleep.

MrFlux 03-08-2004 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by NiceGuy
Poor Cats...
Probably better for them that they were put to rest.

Can I ask why you think that? I don't think cats really care what they eat...

Iliftrocks 03-08-2004 06:26 AM

They hadda eat something

Xenomorph 03-08-2004 06:44 AM

Are there laws regarding the number of pets that one person can keep in Finland? There are in the U.S...

This is probably one of the reasons why.

lisa 03-08-2004 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Xenomorph
Are there laws regarding the number of pets that one person can keep in Finland? There are in the U.S...

REALLY?????
So, how many cats is a woman allowed to have in the States?

iamnormal 03-08-2004 07:49 AM

The amount varies per city in the States I do beleave.

We had a pig eat a guy here some years ago. I remember that when ever I go past his place.

lisa 03-08-2004 08:35 AM

It's a horrific story, reminds me of one of my own "horrible-pet-stories" (which are, btw, quite numerous!)

We used to have three female-cats, and since they apparantly refused to take the 'birth-control-pill' we hid in their food, they occasionally got pregnant...

Now, we already had three cats, so a bunch of new kittens were too much to handle, so... we couldn't keep them, so... okay, we killed them allright! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smil...rcat/cat28.gif (I realise, that this on its own is already a horrible story, but this one continues even further!)

Anyway, the mothercat --(without kittens, because we killed those...) off course was feeling all confused, mixed up with all sorts of hormones and i don't know what else...

One day, not too long after she had given birth, we saw her in the garden eating something, of which we thought it was a mouse or something alike... off course, it turned out those weren't mice at all, she was actually eating the dead bodies of her own kittens, we had buried them in the back of our garden...

http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/cwm/3dlil/eek2.gif

Raleighbum 03-08-2004 08:45 AM

Omg... She had to know too that THEY were her own kittens.
Animals are Crazy.

VitaminH 03-08-2004 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by iamnormal
The amount varies per city in the States I do beleave.

We had a pig eat a guy here some years ago. I remember that when ever I go past his place.


Pigs WILL eat anything. Anyone who has seen the movie Sntach should know this ;) My father and grandfather are pig farmers and I used to help out on the farm when I could, if even a pig dies and you don't get it out of the field/pen ASAP, you won't find it. Doesn't matter if there is a full thing of feed right next to the corpse. Pigs eat anything and everything, often including bones.

denim 03-08-2004 09:32 AM

Re: Cats ate woman
 
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Originally posted by Prince
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Crazy shit... It's been all over Finnish discussion boards...

What did they expect to happen? Did they expect the cats to starve?

(edit) The woman should have arranged to be looked in on more often. Would have saved her cats!

lisa 03-08-2004 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Raleighbum
Omg... She had to know too that THEY were her own kittens.
Animals are Crazy.

They most certainly are!

This horrorscene always reminded me of the Roman emperor Caligula, of whom it is said that he has eaten the foetus of his own child that was in the womb of his own sister... (Strange guys those romans!):hmm:

redrum 03-08-2004 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by splck
I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
yer cat has the hots for ya it seems, thats her way of flirting

MaGlC_MaN 03-09-2004 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by splck
I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
Put her down.

Crack 03-10-2004 03:57 PM

That sucks, I would love to have one of those cats, that way, when people came over to visit, I could say:

"Don't get to close to that cat, he ate some old lady last year..."

:lol:

txlovely 03-10-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by crackprogram
That sucks, I would love to have one of those cats, that way, when people came over to visit, I could say:

"Don't get to close to that cat, he ate some old lady last year..."

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Poor cats shouldn't have fallen victim to euthanasia just for doing what was necessary. I say they ate her because they loved her sooo much... Just think, each one took a little piece with them. :p

Now the big question for those who believe in reincarnation - can the old woman come back as a cat or the cats as a woman? That's something to ponder...:hmm:

Bleed Me Dry 03-10-2004 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Shokan
"My cats breath smells like old people."
That's the greatest...made my day

oldtimer 03-11-2004 02:14 PM

OMG! :eek: That's a new one.

But in defense of the cats, it was the survival of the fittest notion coming into play.

bender 03-12-2004 10:52 AM

So if a woman eats a pussy thats okay but...oh sorry nevermind

runawayfetus 03-12-2004 03:05 PM

imagine walking into a house and seeing that sight... absolutely disturbing

mastboyx 03-15-2004 10:28 AM

old people should not have so many pets, it should be illegal

water_boy1999 03-15-2004 10:59 AM

I would comment on this article, but the cats' got my tongue.


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