When do/did you officially become a PORN FIEND? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Buk · 07-23-2003, 12:31 AM

sometimes i spank my monkey too much in one day and it hurts to pee...

Is this bad?

sammy · 07-23-2003, 01:26 AM

LOL we aren't porn fiends we are just healthy hot blooded people

Soda_BoB · 07-23-2003, 02:42 AM

I LIKE PORN!!!1

greathornytoad · 07-23-2003, 04:18 AM

as soon as I got the internet

alpha phi · 07-23-2003, 04:31 AM

I don't consider my self a porn fiend!.........
Really I'm a connoisseur Def: (An expert able to appreciate a field; especially in the fine arts)

I discovered my dad's playboy stash when I was 8
He was Sooooooo...... pissed when my mom caught me looking at them, and took them away from both of us!
Since then I've been on the prowl for nudity!
magazines, art books, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!!!!!!
Not to mention that girl in class who wore skirts, and didn't cross her legs.

After reading what I just wrote..........Fiend may just be a better word.

Charlatan · 07-23-2003, 08:21 AM

Sorry too busy looking at porn to answer...

bveal · 07-23-2003, 08:39 AM

message removed by Daval

sportsrule101 · 07-23-2003, 08:49 AM

the loss of porn brings you to tears

water_boy1999 · 07-23-2003, 11:38 AM

Hi, my name is Water Boy and I am a porn fiend.
*audience responds, "Hi Water Boy"*

I have been a fiend for as long as I can remember. I began whacking off to some ol dirty mags I found in the bushes when I was a kid, then things escalated from there.
*man in back row nods in agreement, as if he found those same mags*

With you all as my support group, perhaps I can see the error of my ways and finally get my mind out of the gutter!
*audience applauds in appreciation *

07-23-2003, 11:40 AM

2 years ago

hotzot · 07-23-2003, 05:42 PM

when I lived in london for the second time, I was in the 7th grade, I was walking passed the strip joints and all the pictures of the naked women with my buddies. The guy out front was yelling" they are naked and they do dance" like we gave a shit about the dancing part. Without asking our age he took our 5 pounds and ushered us all in to a very smelly bar room, smokey and a tacky floor. The girls weren't very pretty but I had a boner for a week. It's been a downward spiral ever since.

micah67 · 07-23-2003, 07:14 PM

a) When your fiancée gives you an ultimatum to ditch the mags - and you have to stop and think about it...

b) (One wife later) When you have to buy an additional hard drive because you are too lazy to burn CDs (or don't want the inconvenience of loading/finding the CD you want).

ronan · 07-23-2003, 08:32 PM

today dude!

07-23-2003, 02:42 AM	#43 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	I LIKE PORN!!!1 __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-23-2003, 04:31 AM	#45 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	I don't consider my self a porn fiend!......... Really I'm a connoisseur Def: (An expert able to appreciate a field; especially in the fine arts) I discovered my dad's playboy stash when I was 8 He was Sooooooo...... pissed when my mom caught me looking at them, and took them away from both of us! Since then I've been on the prowl for nudity! magazines, art books, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!!!!!! Not to mention that girl in class who wore skirts, and didn't cross her legs. After reading what I just wrote..........Fiend may just be a better word. __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

07-23-2003, 08:21 AM	#46 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Sorry too busy looking at porn to answer... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-23-2003, 08:39 AM	#47 (permalink)
bveal Loser	message removed by Daval Last edited by Daval; 07-23-2003 at 09:29 AM..

07-23-2003, 08:49 AM	#48 (permalink)
sportsrule101 Insane	the loss of porn brings you to tears __________________ winning isn't everything but losing isn't anything

07-23-2003, 12:31 AM	#41 (permalink)
Buk Addict Location: Seattle, WA	sometimes i spank my monkey too much in one day and it hurts to pee... Is this bad?

07-23-2003, 01:26 AM	#42 (permalink)
sammy Upright Location: South Africa	LOL we aren't porn fiends we are just healthy hot blooded people

07-23-2003, 04:18 AM	#44 (permalink)
greathornytoad Banned Location: vancouver	as soon as I got the internet

07-23-2003, 11:38 AM	#49 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Hi, my name is Water Boy and I am a porn fiend. audience responds, "Hi Water Boy" I have been a fiend for as long as I can remember. I began whacking off to some ol dirty mags I found in the bushes when I was a kid, then things escalated from there. man in back row nods in agreement, as if he found those same mags With you all as my support group, perhaps I can see the error of my ways and finally get my mind out of the gutter! audience applauds in appreciation __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

07-23-2003, 11:40 AM	#50 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	2 years ago

07-23-2003, 05:42 PM	#51 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	when I lived in london for the second time, I was in the 7th grade, I was walking passed the strip joints and all the pictures of the naked women with my buddies. The guy out front was yelling" they are naked and they do dance" like we gave a shit about the dancing part. Without asking our age he took our 5 pounds and ushered us all in to a very smelly bar room, smokey and a tacky floor. The girls weren't very pretty but I had a boner for a week. It's been a downward spiral ever since. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-23-2003, 07:14 PM	#52 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	a) When your fiancée gives you an ultimatum to ditch the mags - and you have to stop and think about it... b) (One wife later) When you have to buy an additional hard drive because you are too lazy to burn CDs (or don't want the inconvenience of loading/finding the CD you want). __________________ ~micah

07-23-2003, 08:32 PM	#53 (permalink)
ronan Crazy Location: Australia	today dude! __________________ i am enlightened