Cynthetiq

At my office it's tantamount to decorate one's office. Here you are allowed to express yourself so long as you don't offend someone (i.e. sexually harrass, dicriminate)

I have a picture of the wife and a map of the world that's a bit dated since it has some countries that no longer exist and some that now exist... but am trying to figure out jus what I'm going to do to decorate.

I'm going to have a TV, stereo, VCR, and a coffee table with sitting area. It's great to watch TV at work.

What do you have in your cubicle/office?

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ARTelevision

work, tech and Internet-related posters and lots of plants.

I also take 2 break walks a day and pick things up I find interesting. These are situated in many places around my office.
There's a lot of broken toys, car parts, and natural things like leaves, pine cones, acorns, feathers, etc.

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Quadraton

I have the office Hockey Pool, and the Playoff schedules attached to my cubicle wall. Other than that, my cubicle is a very boring place to be.

The cubicle next to me, however, is a completely different story. She moved in last week, and I swear she brought the entire rainforest with her. There are plants everywhere. There are also several pictures of her kids, along with their drawings. It's almost like her little home away from home.

Oops. A tiger just came out of her jungle. Gotta go.

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Minx

My office walls are covered with a multiude of wierd and wacky things....lots and lots of photos - of my sons...my boss' racehorse...nature pictures....hey - even a few hot naked men lol!!! Sports schedules seem to always make it up on my wall (especially the nfl sched) and way way way too much work crap!

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Giant Hamburger

Since I am sitting here right now it will be easy (and hopefully entertaining) to list the things that rest upon my cluttered desk.

miscellaneous unprotected software CDs
2 pair of headphones
2 rubber tentacles
1 cell phone power adapter
3 squishy brains of various colors
1 stuffed bunny head
5 homies
2 DLT cleaning tapes
1 pack of candy cigarettes
1 dried out cigar
a tiny pillow of sweet-smelling stuff (sache?)
wind-up octopus toy
baseball signed by Houston Astros circa mid 1980s
Exchange Server Resource Guide
uncounted number of pens, screwdrivers, scissors
3 empty coffee cups of various ages
unopened pack of sunflower seeds
menu for Lugo's Mexican Food
2 PowerPuff Girl Lollipops (Bubbles and Blossum)
lots of tiny post-its with unidentified serial numbers on them

**continues to dig**

pile of napkins from Krispy Kream
1 rubber human ear
wind-up Grim Reaper (with "coasting" action)
FA410TX 10/100 Ethernet PCMCIA card
floppy for above mentioned card
extra battery for A21E IBM Thinkpad
5 Hello Kitty rings (various colors)
2 pack of Energizer 9 volt batteries
chopsticks
Unopened and unpaid invoices, blast!
Gotta go take care of these,
-GH

MSD

I don't have an office, but if I did, it would have a few things.

A cactus
A zen garden
My collection of monitor pets
The statue of a knight wearing the rose I had pinned to my tux at senior prom
Model cars (just a few)
A stereo
If I had a big office, foosball (I think a pool table would be a bit much)
Various shrunken heads

Daval

I have a bulletin board with all kinds of notes, memo's, spec sheets, phone numbers etc etc etc.

I also have a small radio which is perpetually tuned to talk radio, and an abstract art picture on the wall.

I did have a bikini calendar last year, but I kept forgetting to buy a new one

My boss would always walk in and look at my calender, he loved it.

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Halx

Occasionally, I'll come in and find a few dildos on my desk... the funny part is I dont notice them until I've been sitting for a while.

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World's King

Two Hookers and a fully stocked bar.

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Cynthetiq

I hope that they aren't on your chair...and if you don't notice that... well to each his own ...

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Big Julie

*sigh*

I always wanted some sort of little office or cubicle space to call my own. After 11 years in the cup factory, all I had was a 2x4x3 tool cart.
Painted it up all pretty a couple times, but then somebody would notice, and I'd have to paint it back solid. Finally gave up any efforts at decoration. Feh.

I did have a nice picture of Hanson under plexi on the front, though, just to keep people guessing...

clavus

Cacti, wind-up Carman toy, map of the North America, pictures of my dog, cat, kid and wife...and a silhuette of my wife nude.

Nobody ever comes in here but me.

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apetaster

a picture frame, a plant, a computer, and two pieces of art that came with the office. I am a minimalist at work - I'm there to work - not be comfy (or make pals.)

Liquor Dealer

2 Computers
1 Printer
A Security CCTV System
A CD Player
A DVD Player
A VHS Player
A TV w/ Satellite Receiver
A Microwave
A Refrigerator
A Stove
and the Kitchen Sink
2 Phones
A Fax Machine
A Desk
A Table
3 Chairs
2 File Cabinets
Assorted Calendars - Playboy Lingerie, Maxim and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

I think that's about it.

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shalafi

a few broken pcs
a few working pcs
some terminals
our $400k space heater (aka the as/400)
rack of ancient reel to reel backup tapes
citrus availability reference sheet
5 or six email and phone lists for different divisions
a few ibm magazines
price quote on new server
wall of vitamin bottles
lots and lots and lots of sticky-notes wallpapering everything
a trade paperback comic - something by brian bendis if i remember right