once you get used to vodka, it gets you nicely drunk quickly and leaves you with no hangover. however until you are used to it, you'll want to kill yourself in the morning.

tequila is another quick drunk drink, with no hangover the next day, but i know for me, it generally results in heavy memory loss, which vodka does not.

and try to drink at least 500ml water before bed. best hangover preventer there is. if you do get a hangover, try tea with lemon & honey.

Actually #30 is "If your date is trying to write checks with their mouth that your/their body can't cash, take their ass home."

No telling how many fights I started getting drunk and then mouthing off, then leaving the guy to clean up my mess.

hmmm... i was out drinking last night... i didnt drink any water ... but i was in the ditch, does that count?

i didnt have a hangover tho, i was drunk when i woke up tho...

man i was freezing cold sleeping on the floor soaking wet... and there was mustard in my ear... what the hell??? i couldnt find my shoes.. and there seems to be a little bruise on my... oh nevermind i wont say that... im so confused