Things to do on the Moon
 

Now the Bush has announced that he wants to establish a base on the moon, what are some of the things you want to do on the moon?

I'm gonna do the Michael Jackson's moon walk ;). Maybe play golf against Tiger Wood...

I would do all my old gymnastics moves the way I could never quite pull them off on Earth! :)

I would like to eat a moon pie on the moon. I'll bet it would taste DEEE-licious.

Sex on the moon. The gravitational pull is about 1.6m/s/s or soemthing, compared to 9.8 we get here.

edit: a lot of those position of the day positions may acutally be possible then :p

that said, maybe i should try getting more sex on earth before this :(


oh yeah, and play basketball :D i'd be dunking like a madman :D

And wash it down with an RC Moon Cola! :D

Oh wait... carbonation doesn't work in low gravity :( Damn!

It DOESN'T!? There goes my moon project :(

I hear the cheese on the moon is good.

Smoke a lot of weed, probably. Then watch the Earth rise.

/bliss

I wanna jump with some moon boots. You remember those things? Yeah.. moon boots.

I think that would be totally awesome... sans the weed smoking.

That sounds great, but the moon only rotates one time during a full rotation around the earth, so you are always going to see the earth. Unless you're on the back side, in which case you'll never see it.

As for me, I second the golf idea. That would be awesome driving the ball like 800m.

Watch no gravity porn!

god damn i'm a loser! :D

Sleep.
Then build my own little ecosystem in a bubble and see how long it takes for it to self-destruct.

JUMP. All day long, every day. Like a little kid! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! and hope that I don't go flying off the moon! ;)
and probably have sex too... with moon people...

Those area all great ideas, but none compare to the

LOW-GRAVITY MOSH PIT

I'd build a club with padded walls and no sharp corners, and opening night would be In Flames playing all of the tracks from their (appropriately titled) album, Lunar Strain.

Slam them, and watch them fly.

I think I'd watch her do her Gymnastics. :D

I think a game of lazer tag would be fun. "running" up walls.. well sort of. :)

Hmm.. I'd wouldn't mind getting a group of people together and playing some football. :D Passing would be insane.. and just thing about trying to tackle someone. :D:D

I'd also put on a suit and go lay down on the moon and stargaze for a little while. Can't do that here.... too many lights.

Look at the stars, and earth while listening to classical music and the star trek theme song. :)

Establish a TFP uplink to the rest of the universe and then see what happens.

Start a fight club....

Drop pennies on the Earth.

Bring a smooth round rock with me to the moon and throw them to skim them...

Thing is, with my slice I could probably hit myself in the back of the head with a drive. It'd just keep going and keep slicing and keep going and keep slicing and... *tok*

One of my old favorite science fiction books talks about a long-established moon colony. It states the stuff that would be fun to do.

It is called "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and was written by Robert A. Heinlein.

Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon

So if I should visit the moon
Well, I'll dance on a moonbeam and then
I will make a wish on a star
And I'll wish I was home once again
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I may go I'll be coming home soon
'Cause I don't want to live on the moon
No, I don't want to live on the moon

(Sung by Ernie from Sesame Street)

I'm looking forward to using the crapper on the moon...

Just as long it doesn't drop down on the floor and then bounce up back on your butt...

I'm already saving for one of those rockin' moon buggies!

I wonder which way the water would flush?

Hmm, that too! We can race! :)

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I'd go rock climbing.

Up! :D

I'd see how far I could throw a base ball. I've never had much of a throwing arm. That moon buggie idea sounds really cool as well.

Sleepyjack: You mean they arent now?

Id watch onodrim do her gymnastics while sipping a cold one with GakFace.

Watch the stars and the earth rise, even if its not that often it would rock.

And Id be at cchris' club openening night.. fuck yes.

And btw, carbonation would work in low grav, the bubbles would just ascend slower. The carbonation is based on pressure diff, not gravity, so you can still have your coke and beer.

Glad I could provide some quality entertainment. ;)

I'd build a bunch of neon signs on the dark side of the moon just for the hell of it...

I would just look at the Earth. We have come a long way from just looking out into the stars. And now the average civilian would have the ability to go out into space like the astronauts. I look forward to that day...

I would not cum for about two weeks. Then I would masterbate and see how far my load shoots!!!!

i would go to the starbucks

I like gilada's idea....I would like to use the crapper on the moon

Have they got scotch up there????

--and keep an eye on VIKING 1064--thatdamn thing could be dangerous..:D

Just make sure you point that thing away from me before you kill somebody...

Masterbation may be outlawed on the moon since all the *ahem* ammo would be floating around on the walls, ceiling...awful awful mess to clean up...

I want to be the first guy to get drunk on the moon. Skyy vodka or something appropriately titled would be the poison of choice.

Film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon II" with no special digital effects.

-Smarm

I would really like to take pictures of the earth, sit back and just hang out.
I think golfing would be something as well, and i would reallly like to kick a football.

mr b

two words, matrix moves. that would kick ass. i would jump off the walls and do all the shit they do on the matrix movies

I'd play 'Matrix Paintball'. Paintball guns, low gravity... you get the idea.

"But man, my oldest friend, we <i>will</i> throw rocks at them."

Drop a very large rock on something important, like Mecca (hey, that thing it the middle is a meteorite). I want to kick the anthill, but I am definitely open to suggestions for other targets. Drop several smaller rocks to ruin the days of several folks I find immesely annoying. Blackmail the UN for $100 beellion dollars (particularly if I can get Alan Parsons to help out)

Build a solar panel farm, get as much power as I need to jam every cell phone on Earth. Start playing worthwhile music over all Clear Channel stations. (Alan Parsons could probably help me there too.)

Write a politically poisonous George W Bush ad in fine carbon over the entire face of the full moon. Laugh my ass off as he loses.

Oh, and sex in 1/6 gee. Yeah. Breasts are larger in low gravity. Life is good!

I'd probably sit in a lawn chair for a while and admire the view. Maybe I'd bust out an acoustic too.

You so read my mind...

Fighting from crater to crater in a game of capture the flag after a little toke would be the end of me. :)

Ah, Mycroft Holmes, a real dinkum thinkum :)

Anyway I would go for a walk on the moon.

And of course, take giants steps, because giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon.

Too bad there's no air on the moon, would be pretty limiting to do most of those activities with the space suit we have these days...

I would take off my spacesuit and breathe in that fresh clean moon air.

Play nude co-ed football !

ehhh... You may not get very far if you do that. ;) The first thing I would do is have sex on the moon. I could only imagine the positions you could get into without the restrictions of Earth's gravitational pull.

How did you know that "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" is my most favorite book of all time?

I would build a moon colony and then I would meet a lady called Wyoming and meet this professor guy and we'd start a revolution and throw big rocks down to the Earth until they surrender and let the moon have it's own government :) The ending was so sad, why did Mike have to die? :(

I AM Adam Selene :D

Be careful you don't break a leg walking on the moon. If you don't I understand you can walk pretty much forever.

LMAO, wish I'd thought of that one. Dammit, now I'll have that tune running through my head for days! ;)

The first thing Id do is go look for some landing modules.

Of course, they are going to be extremely hard to find... ;)

Oooo! I want to take the moonmobile out for a spin. I bet it still works.

oh yeah

basketball would definately be a blast! :)

Play with Mike the Computer!!!! :)