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It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Let's face it, her career's looking none too shapely just at the moment, and she seems desperate enough for attention... shotgun wedding anyone?

KWSN

Well if she's going to be in Playboy, you can expect Christina to be in Hustler

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The_Dude

i'd pay to see her naked

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ickma

Mr. Hefner would make a fortune. I've never met a man that wouldn't want to see her naked. Then we would all buy the next issue with Catherine Zeta Jones. You can also sign me up for a Christina magazine too.

Cynthetiq

well.. after everyone sees her naked.. maybe she'll fade into obscurity.... and then maybe return 20 years from now for a "comeback" tour.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Britneyphiles!

Does seeing Britney naked in Playboy really count? With all the airbrushing and diffused light going on in PB Laboratories, they could make my grandmother look smooth and sexy.

In fact, here she is:
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As you can see the camera loves her.

Nana, I love you too,
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Kaos

He's now in a blonde period??

Didn't he have 8 girlfriends at once, 7 of them blonde? Not to mention most of the centerfolds are blonde (fake or not).

Meridae'n

He's got two chances, and they're both slim.

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cchris

I reckon I could handle a "Pink" moment with her,or maybe a brown one if she asked nicely.

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jeenyus

I'm over Britney, she's nothing that special to me. But that's just my opinion.

Esoteric

I'd buy both issues if they actually did pose in Playboy.

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ratbastid

I don't get it about Britney at all. I have no need whatsoever to see her naked.

Now Christina... That's another story.

soopadoopa

I've got a feeling it'd be the #1 selling PB of all time. I mean really, it's Britney. Almost like the beautiful girl next door that you finally get a chance at when she comes home from college.

Midnight_Son

Thanks Rat...I was starting to think I was alone in that thought.

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Cycler

Hera here I'd rather see Christina too as my first choice. But Brit would be easy on the eyes as well. CZ Jones? No desire.

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Jam

eew christinas skankier then britney.. id hit em both tho:P just cant see putting christina before britney

jujueye

I have two words: Go Away, Britney (two words and a proper name.) She is so god damned starved for attention every second of her life. What a pain in the ass.

dragon2fire

it would be the highest selling issuse every

omega2K4

I'd buy the Catherine Zeta-Jones issue, but I'd just get some scans of the Britney issue.

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thephuse

Hey, I'd watch both, but really, Christina showed almost everthang in that Maxim issue... what's left to show?

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KWSN

Nipples, but you can fault airbrushing for that.

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jwells777

eh...I dunno...At first I thought to myself..."I would probably buy an issue with Britney". Then I snapped back to reality and said..."Nah...those pictures will be all over the internet..."

mrbuck12000

Will brit and chris just have the orgy with the punkd guy and get it over with. then it will be settled..they are both whores that really have no musically tallent and really should just do porn......

mr b

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furious

I hope Britney takes up coke, gets real bad and resorts to porn to fund her habit.

That would make me happy.
Im a porn lover you see...

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macro

Hmmm, she can't sing or act, but I reckon she'd have a hard time not doing a good job of getting her bits out for the camera.

Snakebyt

i would loce to see her in there, christina too.

Dano069

Can't he leave some of it for the rest of us? I feel he's crossed the line from amorous playboy to "funny uncle" It's just creepy. Now, if he were going after Britney's mom, then, okay.

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absorbentishe

I would actaully think about buying that one! Or even, if Brit and Christina did a shoot together, I'd love that one, and buy the video. Oh the thoughts, I'll be back in a few minutes.

dy156

touche'

Shokan

OH FUCK YES GOD MAKE IT SO

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skysooner

I would buy that issue if it ever comes out.

asshopo

HAhaahaha, so true.

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mthead420

lesbo spread with christina!

troit

Maybe Hef can publish a couple of her Wedding Photos.....

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World's King

I'm so fuckin' sick of hearing about this dumb bitch.

She's never gonna take her clothes off. Get over it damn it.

Maybe in like 10 years or so when no one gives a rat fuck if she's naked or not.

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Yalaynia

I m actually laughing at this Britney in Playboy. I do think that it would be an honor to be chosen I think that the addition of Britney as a Playboy Bunny would drop the integrity of the magazine. Its amuzing though thinking back to the episode of I Mmm Bio I had seen on TV when Britney first hit it big. They interviewed her mom asking all sorts of questions about Britney. Some of them were if she approves of her doing this. Her mother said " I would not let Britney go on with this music career if I didnt think she was well grounded and mature for her age" She then continued to say that "Britney is a responsible young woman, very independant and always uses good judgement when it comes to decision making". Well I guess her mother was wrong. Her sweet little girl turned out to be a little tramp wonder what she thinks about her daughter now?

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clifclav

There is the whole teased so long and so close to being naked that the actual nakedness doesn't really matter anymore factor also.

There was some teen girl on the titty board a while back that was like the ultimate tease but never actually got naked. When the actual naked pictures came out a while later it was like ehh whatever I already imagined that.

Britney is fast approcahing that.

Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglass however... Her I'd chew glass to see in the buff.

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synic213

I'd pay good money to be there for the photo-shoot.

Captain Canada

Britney needs to do this, for all the men of the world.

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hobo

I'd buy an issue with Christina but not Britney. I find Christina way more attractive.