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Bill O'Rights · 12-03-2003, 02:48 PM

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Love Bites: Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong

POSTED: 11:52 a.m. EST December 3, 2003
UPDATED: 12:11 p.m. EST December 3, 2003

WICHITA, Kan. -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Kansas lost part of his tongue Monday night.

Police were called to a loud fight at a home in Wichita.

They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.

Police recovered the piece, and it was reattached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Adding insult to injury, the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.

Yeah....it's time to break up...doncha think?

SabrinaFair · 12-03-2003, 02:52 PM

Hannibella Lecter, ladies and gentleman...
But seriously...OW. I don't even like biting my OWN tongue, let alone having a large portion of it bit OFF.

Aphrodite · 12-03-2003, 03:25 PM

She must have been pretty angry!
That's got to hurt a lot, but reading between the lines he might have deserved it. You don't generally bite someone's tongue off unless the kiss was forced on you.

Litespeed · 12-03-2003, 03:31 PM

why bite off the tongue when you could bite something else off instead?

naw, that's sad.

sailor · 12-03-2003, 04:12 PM

Wow... Id say that went a little too far.

Evil Milkman · 12-03-2003, 04:23 PM

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They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.

I'm at a loss for words...

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...so this will do.

Aphrodite · 12-03-2003, 04:27 PM

Such a cute emoticon story!

legolas · 12-03-2003, 04:43 PM

heh, he tried to makeup, men never know when it's over or not

feelgood · 12-03-2003, 05:03 PM

Dam women! I tell yall! Either they're gonna like it when you kiss them or they'll bite your tougue off...

But damn, isn't that a tad going far?

Mr. Spacemonkey · 12-03-2003, 05:06 PM

Well, now isn't that an interesting story. Hmmm. He never shoulda went with the make up kiss.

gr8-4pla · 12-03-2003, 06:32 PM

well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob

Mr. Spacemonkey · 12-03-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by gr8-4pla
well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob

Your right, that DEFINITELY would have been MUCH worse.

santafe5000 · 12-03-2003, 07:08 PM

Watch out where you go sticking your tounge. Bitten off...stuck to a frozen pole...Chewed off by an irate girlfriend. Guess they won't be any makeup sex. He better find him a new girlfriend.

nefarious · 12-03-2003, 07:21 PM

mmm .. stitches in your mouth .. nice .. there must have been a lot of blood...

it seems more like he tried to FORCE a makeup kiss .. .. otherwise that might not have happened...

Reese · 12-03-2003, 07:30 PM

I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.

Sledge · 12-03-2003, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by cybermike
I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.

Haha... nasty.

Gortexfogg · 12-04-2003, 06:38 AM

That girl must have a pretty strong bite and be quite daring. To bite someone's tongue off...and all the blood too...wow. Poor guy though, I can't imagine how much that hurt.

troit · 12-04-2003, 07:08 AM

I'm telling you -- Those women things are crazy......

opey99 · 12-04-2003, 07:24 AM

something seriously wrong with that whole situation!!!

Bloodslick · 12-04-2003, 07:54 AM

Was this guy's name Neil, and was he on The Real World: London?

water_boy1999 · 12-04-2003, 12:54 PM

I can see his reaction to his friends now:

Man: That thtupid bith! What the fuck wath the thinking? Im gonna kill that bith!!!

Friend: Bro, you shouldn't have told Katherine she looked fat in those pants!!!! Now the Kat has definitely got your tongue!!!

12-03-2003, 02:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Hannibella Lecter, ladies and gentleman... But seriously...OW. I don't even like biting my OWN tongue, let alone having a large portion of it bit OFF. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

12-03-2003, 04:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Wow... Id say that went a little too far. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

12-03-2003, 04:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	heh, he tried to makeup, men never know when it's over or not __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

12-03-2003, 05:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Dam women! I tell yall! Either they're gonna like it when you kiss them or they'll bite your tougue off... But damn, isn't that a tad going far? __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

12-03-2003, 05:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Well, now isn't that an interesting story. Hmmm. He never shoulda went with the make up kiss. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

12-03-2003, 03:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aphrodite Tilted Location: Lost in the pages of a book full of death	She must have been pretty angry! That's got to hurt a lot, but reading between the lines he might have deserved it. You don't generally bite someone's tongue off unless the kiss was forced on you.

12-03-2003, 03:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Litespeed Loser Location: Thousand Oaks, CA	why bite off the tongue when you could bite something else off instead? naw, that's sad.

12-03-2003, 04:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Aphrodite Tilted Location: Lost in the pages of a book full of death	Such a cute emoticon story!

12-03-2003, 06:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
gr8-4pla Junkie	well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob

12-03-2003, 07:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	Watch out where you go sticking your tounge. Bitten off...stuck to a frozen pole...Chewed off by an irate girlfriend. Guess they won't be any makeup sex. He better find him a new girlfriend. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

12-03-2003, 07:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	mmm .. stitches in your mouth .. nice .. there must have been a lot of blood... it seems more like he tried to FORCE a makeup kiss .. .. otherwise that might not have happened... __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

12-03-2003, 07:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

12-04-2003, 06:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	That girl must have a pretty strong bite and be quite daring. To bite someone's tongue off...and all the blood too...wow. Poor guy though, I can't imagine how much that hurt.

12-04-2003, 07:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I'm telling you -- Those women things are crazy...... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

12-04-2003, 07:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
opey99 Junkie	something seriously wrong with that whole situation!!! __________________ name's Bramage, Dain Bramage

12-04-2003, 07:54 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	Was this guy's name Neil, and was he on The Real World: London?

12-04-2003, 12:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	I can see his reaction to his friends now: Man: That thtupid bith! What the fuck wath the thinking? Im gonna kill that bith!!! Friend: Bro, you shouldn't have told Katherine she looked fat in those pants!!!! Now the Kat has definitely got your tongue!!! __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson