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yabobo · 11-19-2003, 09:14 PM

I watched part of the soft porn show tonight. I thought it was funny. I've come to some conclusions.

1. Models that wear angel wings in their underwear aren't going
to heaven any faster than us.
2. The look on their faces as they stampeded down the runway
meant only one thing,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY .. I SEE CHEESEBURGERS AND PIZZA ISLE #3!!

Those girls hadn't eaten in weeks. Do you really think they looked sexy?
Do you think they wanted sex as starved as they were?

Phaenx · 11-19-2003, 10:13 PM

I know a place downtown that has some good high protein food.

It's in my pants.

Reese · 11-20-2003, 03:52 AM

Victoria's secret is that Her real name is Victor. I hate dangerously skinny women..

ARTelevision · 11-20-2003, 04:40 AM

I think fashion and sexy are two different things.
Specifically - not sexy at all...

denim · 11-20-2003, 05:06 AM

I don't see how anyone can call Victoria's Secret "soft porn" with a straight face. Granted, I didn't actually watch the show, as if I want to see wimmen in few or no clothes, I can do that any time w/o the ads.

Network television only ads to my viewing displeasure, so why watch it?

Conclamo Ludus · 11-20-2003, 06:13 AM

I thought Victoria's Secret was that you can buy $500 worth of sexy underthings for your wife, but she's still your wife.

thejoker130 · 11-20-2003, 06:26 AM

Lets face it Victoria hasen't got <i>that</i> many secrets left. This may become very evident if you have seen the new catalog.

Incidentally Victoria's Secret is actually that Herman Goebells started the company by wearing the teddies under his uniform.

remiel · 11-20-2003, 07:35 AM

*yawn* I already get to see a sexy lady in her underwear. I married her.

Ian G. · 11-20-2003, 10:09 AM

I started watching the show but shut it off after 25 minutes. It was just pissing me off. All the women had the same skinny body and it got pretty boring. Plus that walk of theirs did get annoying and made them all look even more the same. Some variation would have been nice, but I guess they'd have to put women with curves into the show for that to happen.

They could have used a lot more women with bodies like Leah has in this picture:
http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/flowers_big.jpg

Tirian · 11-20-2003, 10:56 AM

I enjoyed the Sting tune...

then I drifted off to sleep.....

Dano069 · 11-20-2003, 11:23 AM

I would have watched it, but, I'm not into stick figures.

soccerchamp76 · 11-20-2003, 01:32 PM

I watched part of it for only one person...Adriana Lima
She is so goddamn hot (perfect misture of Brazilian, American Indian, and some other nationalities)

The rest are way too skinny and not healthy at all.

MacGnG · 11-20-2003, 02:16 PM

i know i was overwhelmed by cleavage
it was good
yes they should eat more but they aren't going to
hooray for boobies!

EDIT: fashion is odd; most of the pieces featured, normal women aren't going to wear

j_o_brown · 11-20-2003, 02:36 PM

Models should reflect reality. However, this would potentially cause the decline in overall sales and profitability for company's such as Victoria's Secret and CBS. I was fascinated and disenchanted at the same time. This was another prime example of mind control and mass marketing.

WarWagon · 11-20-2003, 02:58 PM

You would have thought the Michigan/OSU game was being played in our dorm

yabobo · 11-20-2003, 06:26 PM

As everyone has said fashion is not sexy.
Sexy is a state of mind and a state of reception.

Victoria's fashion show was not porn and wouldn't even
cause me to glance at their store for xmas!

Give me a real women like I see every day at the
grocery store! One that likes some weight

Ive never even seen a size 2 naked and never will!
That's just the way it is!

txlovely · 11-20-2003, 06:53 PM

Yeah, but trust me - if you saw size 12 parading down a runway with wings, it wouldn't be pretty.

The_Dude · 11-20-2003, 09:03 PM

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/fash...p_redirected=1 check it out!

cetacean · 11-20-2003, 09:11 PM

The funny thing was that dirrectly after the show, the New York CBS news went directly into their "shame on you" report where they took hidden video cameras around the city and showed how Victoria's Secret stores retag returned thongs (potentially worn) and put them back on the shelves. They must have been pretty pissed after pumping so much money into the fashion show. It amuses me to see all the people "behind the scenes" act like they have the most demanding job in the world when they are just telling these models when to go. They take themselves so seriously.

Jimbob666 · 11-21-2003, 02:28 AM

I really wish people would realize that starvation is not sexy at all. I truly shudder when I look at skeletally thin women, especially since they'd be gorgeous if they put on 10 or 20 pounds.

Loup · 11-21-2003, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by yabobo
Those girls hadn't eaten in weeks. Do you really think they looked sexy?

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian G.
All the women had the same skinny body and it got pretty boring.

Quote:

Originally posted by j_o_brown
Models should reflect reality.

The models that they have do reflect reality; although not how you might define it:
The reason that they all the models in these shows are so skinny is that they are intended to be 'walking coat hangers' to show off the clothes/lingerie.

Ian G. · 11-21-2003, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbob666
I really wish people would realize that starvation is not sexy at all. I truly shudder when I look at skeletally thin women, especially since they'd be gorgeous if they put on 10 or 20 pounds.

I agree. Some of the models in the fashion show were making me cringe a bit.

Kristanna Loken, the fashion model who plays the T-X in Terminator 3, gained 15 pounds for her role in the movie and I thought she looked stunningly beautiful. It was refreshing to see a woman with more of a curvy body in a movie for a change. I wish more women looked like that in movies and TV.

Also, Elle Macpherson gained over 20 pounds to get a figure of 37D-25-36 for her role in Sirens and looked absolutely gorgeous in that movie.

Quote:

Originally posted by djp
The reason that they all the models in these shows are so skinny is that they are intended to be 'walking coat hangers' to show off the clothes/lingerie.

Yup. It seems like backwards thinking though considering that lingerie is supposed to show off the woman.

drawerfixer · 11-21-2003, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
I thought Victoria's Secret was that you can buy $500 worth of sexy underthings for your wife, but she's still your wife.

jujueye · 11-21-2003, 10:19 AM

I'm sure they eat plenty. The human body actually stores more fat if there is no food to burn on a regular basis. Kind of a genetic security blanket. It challenges the typical American thinking, but its true.

1337haxor · 11-21-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phaenx
I know a place downtown that has some good high protein food.

It's in my pants.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chris2980 · 11-21-2003, 01:38 PM

i dont think they look good when they are too skinny

11-19-2003, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
yabobo Lust Puppy Location: in your closet and in your head...	Victoria's Secret I know what it is! I watched part of the soft porn show tonight. I thought it was funny. I've come to some conclusions. 1. Models that wear angel wings in their underwear aren't going to heaven any faster than us. 2. The look on their faces as they stampeded down the runway meant only one thing, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY .. I SEE CHEESEBURGERS AND PIZZA ISLE #3!! Those girls hadn't eaten in weeks. Do you really think they looked sexy? Do you think they wanted sex as starved as they were? __________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

11-19-2003, 10:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	I know a place downtown that has some good high protein food. It's in my pants. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

11-20-2003, 03:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Victoria's secret is that Her real name is Victor. I hate dangerously skinny women.. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

11-20-2003, 04:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I think fashion and sexy are two different things. Specifically - not sexy at all... __________________ create evolution

11-20-2003, 06:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I thought Victoria's Secret was that you can buy $500 worth of sexy underthings for your wife, but she's still your wife. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-20-2003, 05:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	I don't see how anyone can call Victoria's Secret "soft porn" with a straight face. Granted, I didn't actually watch the show, as if I want to see wimmen in few or no clothes, I can do that any time w/o the ads. Network television only ads to my viewing displeasure, so why watch it?

11-20-2003, 06:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	Lets face it Victoria hasen't got <i>that</i> many secrets left. This may become very evident if you have seen the new catalog. Incidentally Victoria's Secret is actually that Herman Goebells started the company by wearing the teddies under his uniform. __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

11-20-2003, 07:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	yawn I already get to see a sexy lady in her underwear. I married her. __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

11-20-2003, 10:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ian G. Upright	I started watching the show but shut it off after 25 minutes. It was just pissing me off. All the women had the same skinny body and it got pretty boring. Plus that walk of theirs did get annoying and made them all look even more the same. Some variation would have been nice, but I guess they'd have to put women with curves into the show for that to happen. They could have used a lot more women with bodies like Leah has in this picture: http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/flowers_big.jpg

11-20-2003, 10:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tirian Addict Location: Canada	I enjoyed the Sting tune... then I drifted off to sleep.....

11-20-2003, 11:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	I would have watched it, but, I'm not into stick figures. __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

11-20-2003, 01:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	I watched part of it for only one person...Adriana Lima She is so goddamn hot (perfect misture of Brazilian, American Indian, and some other nationalities) The rest are way too skinny and not healthy at all. __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

11-20-2003, 02:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i know i was overwhelmed by cleavage it was good yes they should eat more but they aren't going to hooray for boobies! EDIT: fashion is odd; most of the pieces featured, normal women aren't going to wear

11-20-2003, 02:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
j_o_brown Upright Location: Colorado, U.S.A. (mile high)	Models should reflect reality. However, this would potentially cause the decline in overall sales and profitability for company's such as Victoria's Secret and CBS. I was fascinated and disenchanted at the same time. This was another prime example of mind control and mass marketing. __________________ JB May the Force be with you...

11-20-2003, 02:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	You would have thought the Michigan/OSU game was being played in our dorm

11-20-2003, 09:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	http://www2.victoriassecret.com/fash...p_redirected=1 check it out! __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-20-2003, 06:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
yabobo Lust Puppy Location: in your closet and in your head...	As everyone has said fashion is not sexy. Sexy is a state of mind and a state of reception. Victoria's fashion show was not porn and wouldn't even cause me to glance at their store for xmas! Give me a real women like I see every day at the grocery store! One that likes some weight Ive never even seen a size 2 naked and never will! That's just the way it is! __________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

11-20-2003, 06:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	Yeah, but trust me - if you saw size 12 parading down a runway with wings, it wouldn't be pretty. __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

11-20-2003, 09:11 PM	#19 (permalink)
cetacean Insane Location: New York, NY	The funny thing was that dirrectly after the show, the New York CBS news went directly into their "shame on you" report where they took hidden video cameras around the city and showed how Victoria's Secret stores retag returned thongs (potentially worn) and put them back on the shelves. They must have been pretty pissed after pumping so much money into the fashion show. It amuses me to see all the people "behind the scenes" act like they have the most demanding job in the world when they are just telling these models when to go. They take themselves so seriously.

11-21-2003, 02:28 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jimbob666 Tilted	I really wish people would realize that starvation is not sexy at all. I truly shudder when I look at skeletally thin women, especially since they'd be gorgeous if they put on 10 or 20 pounds.

11-21-2003, 10:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	I'm sure they eat plenty. The human body actually stores more fat if there is no food to burn on a regular basis. Kind of a genetic security blanket. It challenges the typical American thinking, but its true.

11-21-2003, 01:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
chris2980 Tilted Location: earth	i dont think they look good when they are too skinny