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Old 04-29-2003, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If cum tasted like Chocolate would the women be lining up?

I have often heard it said by women that the reason they don't like swallowing is the taste of cum.

Well, if cum tasted like chocolate, instead of the way nature made it, would the women be lining up (rightfully so)

Well before you think that's aburd, here's an interesting link..

http://www.ainews.com/Archives/Story1056.phtml
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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it's not the taste, it's the texture.
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ummm,

I kind of doubt it. Taste is just one factor, from my understanding.
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Texture? What you only like your chocolate in bar form?

If it tasted like chocolate there would be semen farms with blissed out men hooked up to "milking machines"...
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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James, if cum tasted like chocolate women wouldn't swallow neither one of them.

Hersheys would be out of business and men would be told to be grateful for the couple times a year that women would bear to eat chocolate...
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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James, if cum tasted like chocolate women wouldn't swallow neither one of them.

Hersheys would be out of business and men would be told to be grateful for the couple times a year that women would bear to eat chocolate...

I agree with <b>gov135</b>, if it was the taste then it would never happen.

There has got to be something more to the reason why some women just don't.
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I can't speak for women, as I have never tasted the stuff. My wife says if it tasted better, she would definetly be more inclined.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I have never understood why we tend to hold anything distasteful in our mouths, rather than swallowing it quickly. As a kid, eventually learned to just chew and swallow the vegetables quickly once I got the courage to put them in my mouth. I would think the same rational would apply if you are giving a BJ, but I am certainly not going to give it a try.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:22 AM   #9 (permalink)
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There has got to be something more to the reason why some women just don't.
Could it be the possibility that they are swollowing (half) a billion children? I heard that taking this stuff makes your children fruity.. ok no more puns...

I dont think this is going to change anyone's minds about about whether they do or dont, however it might make the ones who do a little happier...
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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If cum tasted like chocolate I'd never eat chocolate again for the rest of my life. We could only dream that women would line up for it if it did.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I think it falls into one of those "You need to know the bad to appreciate the good" If there was a sudden switch and cum went from tasting "bad" to tasting "good," for a while I bet women would be more inclined. As soon as the novelty wore off or as soon as someone came along who didn't know what it used to be like, it'd probably go back to how it is now.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ill go with the 'never eat chocolate. crowd
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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If chocolate tasted like cum.........
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't get the "I'd never eat chocolate again" theory...

Assuming for a moment that those in this camp don't know what semen tastes like (although I have my suspicions)... how do you know that cum doesn't taste like something you already love to eat?

Are you suggesting that if you loved the taste of apple pie and found out later that it tastes like cum you would stop eating apple pie?

Isn't that kind of cutting off you nose to spite your face?

No one is asking you to suck on a cock... it's just a little apple pie.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Cum is...well...unique. Cum that tastes like chocolate just isn't appealing to me whatsoever. Having given my fair share of bjs, I can tell you that the slightly salty taste of cum can be quite pleasant(to me personally). It's the texture that's more off-putting. But it is a good source of protein!
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Even if it did taste like chocolate, you would still know it is. No matter how good it tastes, cum is still cum.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I could never understand the concept of why it's ok, and a blessing, for a girl to knock back a few CCs of jiz down her throat, but God forbid the guy would kiss her afterwards. Men as a whole are such shalow dorks.

I'm a guy.. But if my woman says she don't want it down her throat, who am I to complain.. I don't either..

And if it tasted like chocolate, it wouldn't change anything..
Would you change your mind? I think not..
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That was a HUGE thread in TFP 3.0. Alot of guys won't kiss a girl after a bj, but I thought that was silly. If I love someone enough to let her suck on my knob, I'm sure as hell going to kiss her afterwards.

In otherwords, if tasting me is good enough for her, it's good enough for me.
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i think women who are already willing still would be (although i bet a girl would be pretty freaked out the first time she got a load of chocolate cum), and those who aren't currently willing would just find a new reason they didnt want to
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Sexylosers covered this

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Old 04-29-2003, 02:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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In otherwords, if tasting me is good enough for her, it's good enough for me.
Right on!
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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If cum tasted like chocolate, would we be having cum-cakes for birthday parties? Or ice cream with cum-syrup? Or how about doughnuts with cum-filling? When you think of it like that....well I don't think it changes anything, but it's something to ponder.
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
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well arie has said its mostly the texture...

as for kissing afterwards i dont really mind... long as shes not keeping it in her mouth to "surprise" me...
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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cum cakes, cum syrup?!! That's funny!!

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Old 04-29-2003, 07:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I dont know about some of you guys, but i stopped reading once it said "And its guaranteed, our your money back..... period." That just threw me off that it was no longer a factual researching document, but an advertisement for a schemeing money laudering company or something like that...
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:19 PM   #26 (permalink)
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What if you pooped snicker bars? Would you eat that?
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hmmmm i dunno about chocolate cum
i don't mind it how it is myself and i can't really understand why most women are adverse to it...*shrug*
but men, be glad that it doesn't taste worse! then she'd NEVER swallow!
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:23 PM   #28 (permalink)
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ok... well ive decided to do a little research...
after each meal im gonna eat a cupfull of whatever fruit the cafeteria has out...
i dont eat breakfast so its only after lunch and dinner....
yesterday i had pineapple after both meals
and today i had peaches and pears after both meals... we will do some tests and i'll get back to y'all on the results...
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:31 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Oane, from one sexy loser to another, you kick ass.
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Not in my house,,,but I will check with the widow lady
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:13 PM   #31 (permalink)
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In my opinion, a woman either likes to perform oral sex or she doesn't. Personally, if I am at the point of passion where my partner is cumming in my mouth, it isn't going to make a difference if it tastes like chocolate or not.
And I will take it one step further, if my partner goes down on me and wants to kiss me after, I am every bit as willing to taste me as he is.
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