11-08-2003, 01:04 PM | #42 (permalink) |
i wanna be just like you
Location: n to the j
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i'm one of those understated sarcastic types with a very dry sense of humor... my sarcasm sounds like insults to most people, so i kind of have it hard... i'm constantly reminding people that i'm kidding... it takes the fun out of it, really...
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11-09-2003, 11:18 PM | #46 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Easiest among friends and spoken out loud. But not IMPOSSIBLE to do with strangers or typed - just exceedingly difficult.
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11-10-2003, 08:29 AM | #47 (permalink) |
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Location: Wales, UK
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My quite sarcastic friend once said to the petrol attendant " im sure my petrol tank is getting bigger" as she paid for the petrol he replied "no the price of petrol is rising" as if she had been serious. What a numpty! I think he must have thought she was stupid. I laughed at that though.
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11-10-2003, 03:04 PM | #48 (permalink) |
An embarrassment to myself and those around me...
Location: Pants
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On that gas station note, a few pals an I were road tripping from northern Illinois where i live to the southern tip and down into MI (about a 6-7 hour drive). We were in roughly south-center of Illinois neither closer to the East nor West border of the state and stopped to fill up. While inside getting snacks I made the snide remark "Gee I sure do miss Illinois" in a blatently joking manner, the pals had a chuckle and the 16 yr old girl behined the counter yelled "YOU"RE STILL IN ILLINOIS" rather rudely in my face. We were somewhat shocked as it was pretty obvious I was kidding. We still make joking refrences to that night about 1.5 years ago to this day...I kinda felt sorry for her if she was really that dense...
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11-10-2003, 04:52 PM | #49 (permalink) | |
Banned
Location: Orange County, California
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11-10-2003, 05:33 PM | #50 (permalink) |
More Freedom, Less Bullshit
Location: Tulsa, OK
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I'm very professional when I'm at work (Electronics in Walmart), but sometimes I have to say off-the-wall stuff because I can't help it. Some fellow employees who aren't too bright were asking me which blank VHS tapes to buy, and I told them not to get RCA tapes, because if they didn't have an RCA VCR it would set their VCR on fire. I didn't say it with a different tone of voice, but that is so over the top that I didn't think anyone could believe it, but they did. I had to tell them that I was pretty sure no VHS tape will set their VCR on fire.
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11-10-2003, 06:41 PM | #51 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Davidson College, NC
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That sort of thing happens to me all the time. I always feel so bad afterward too. Even something simple like, "I hate you," (and you all know you can say that sarcastically) will make you feel so bad if someone misinterperets. Even after you explain yourself, you still feel like a dousche.
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