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little limey 10-14-2003 02:31 PM

rats and sperm
 
Interesting fact that I wanted to share-- female rats can hold sperm and fertalize their eggs when they want to. If there is a food shortage or something they usually won't fertalize. If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.

Rudel73 10-14-2003 02:32 PM

Well i guess you learn something new everyday lol

Sledge 10-14-2003 02:35 PM

That's strangely arousing...

I was just kidding. Stop looking at me.

GakFace 10-14-2003 02:36 PM

That'd be neat... More dumbasses would then use Condoms.. As they'd be afraid the chick would go psycho after sex and get pregnant... That'd be nice! The world would get better! :)

bundy 10-14-2003 05:31 PM

omg, those little creatures are such incedible survivors.
i donīt quite see how so many people out there really hate them...

little limey 10-14-2003 07:49 PM

I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.

OFKU0 10-14-2003 07:57 PM

Re: rats and sperm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by little limey
Interesting fact that I wanted to share-- female rats can hold sperm and fertalize their eggs when they want to. If there is a food shortage or something they usually won't fertalize. If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.
That's if you like your hand more than you like pussy.

battlemouth 10-14-2003 08:37 PM

i wish i was a female rat. i'd store other things inside of me though, such as chocolate and tissues. haha im tired

Fremen 10-14-2003 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.
Do you want my colony?
They're slowly but steadily pushing me out. :mad:

Nisses 10-15-2003 02:58 AM

/me imagines a horde of rats heave-ho'ing a couch outside with Fremen on it :)

JStrider 10-15-2003 06:32 AM

Rats are pretty cool... and they do make fun pets...

my pet rat back in the day learned how to open his cage from the inside... so i had to safety pin it closed or he would get out... jump down from the cabinet and make a beeline for my room... always my room... and he would come if you called his name!!



Kangaroos can stop a fetus's development mid pregnancy if theres a food shortage... and then continue it when the food supply is back...

GakFace 10-15-2003 06:40 AM

JStrider: How the hell does that work?!?

Midlandmadman 10-15-2003 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.
I wonder if the extra sperm they store kills them??? I think we need the Govt. to spend tons of money to find this out...

dnd 10-15-2003 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by battlemouth
i wish i was a female rat. i'd store other things inside of me though, such as chocolate and tissues. haha im tired
eugh!!! no!!! thats just not nice! yuk...lose the thought!!!

battlemouth 10-21-2003 03:58 PM

i think its a nice thought haha my own personal storage rat would be nice too

bermuDa 10-21-2003 04:08 PM

how long can the sperm survive? I thought the lifespan was only a few days... or can they actually preserve the sperm ?

jerseyboy 10-21-2003 04:17 PM

Another interesting fact is that not all animals ovulate spontaneously on a schedule like humans. Some animals like cats and rabbits are induced ovulators and only ovulate in response to copulation or manual stimulation similar to it.

vermin 10-21-2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.
How would that make the world better? Has someone told you there's a shortage of sperm?

Esoteric 10-21-2003 06:26 PM

Interesting bit of information, I had no idea they were able to do that.

GoldenOuroboros 10-21-2003 06:42 PM

Kangaroos do something similar. If I remember correctly they can store sperm from different partners and use which one they feel fit.. then again I might be wrong.. :confused:

Church 10-21-2003 06:53 PM

Re: rats and sperm
 
Quote:

Originally posted by little limey
If human women could do that, the world would be a better place.
Actually, that would kind of suck. Then women could hold pregnancy against us and blackmail us with a child for something. :p hahaha

j/k

Fremen 10-21-2003 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nisses
/me imagines a horde of rats heave-ho'ing a couch outside with Fremen on it :)
Are you psychic? :p

punx1325 10-22-2003 11:51 AM

You know whats better than a real rat, a fake one!! Someone down the hall of my dorm has one that just sits at the front door. Whenever a new person walks by they just jump, it never gets old...lol

mml 10-22-2003 01:34 PM

For some reason, I find this disturbing, interesting, but disturbing.

shimmy1 10-22-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by little limey
I love them. They are me favorite pets. Too bad they die so fast.
What they lack in longevity, they make up for in numbers.

And tenacity.

Moreland 10-23-2003 06:29 AM

Thats pretty cool, as you said the world would indeed be a better place if human women could do that.

legolas 10-23-2003 11:01 AM

It might not be though. Women might feel much safer with unprotected sex and having sex in general. I really don't know which keeps them using condoms, STDS or pregnancy. If that was true, we could have a much worse off world.

Reese 10-23-2003 02:22 PM

That is interesting indeed. I came across another interesting tidbit while watching discovery channel the other day.

It said a woman is more likely to get pregnant if she orgasms. They did a ultra-mega closeup of it.. very interesting... I think I'll do a little research and see if I understood that right...

bermuDa 10-23-2003 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cybermike
It said a woman is more likely to get pregnant if she orgasms.
finally an excuse for all those guys out there that can't get their women off! :lol:


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