Anyone remember the drink Brainwash? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Neato · 10-07-2003, 07:37 PM

I, being an underexposed child, have only heard lore about this wonderful drink. Aparently it turns your urine and feces blue.
I hear that the company who makes this drink is still in buisiness, but I have no proof.
Does anyone know more about this product? Can you verify it's magical abilities? Can you tell me of some other drink with similar powers? Does this company, the name of which I have forgotten, still exist?
I have been on a 2 year quest to crap blue. A group of my high school friends thought we had found some, placed an order on it through a local hangout club, and the product was never delivered. We were going to bluecrap in all the toilets in the school and not flush. Alas, we graduated without ever receiving our fecal transformer. Disapointed, I hope to cary the torch for the group and bluecrap in the toilets here at my college. Help me!

Sad_Machine · 10-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Ahh yes, you're talking about Skeleteens Blue Brainwash. It stains not only your feces and urine blue but basically everything it touches. Your mouth will be blue, your fingers will probably turn a shade of blue, and yes your feces and urine will be blue. You can buy it at : http://www.sodaking.com/product_info...roducts_id=399 . This stuff was great back in the day.

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The following review was copied from page 142 of "The Cyberpunk Handbook" by St Jude, R.U. Sirius and Bart Nagal. A fine little book (even if a little dated[Read:1995] by now), go and find it if you can.

"But for special occasions, the ultimate softdrink has to be navy-blue Brainwash. Read the label. You'll notice many misspelled Chinese herbs, two kinds of chili peppers, and other powerful yet legal ingredients that just won't leave you be. You’ll pace, rant, stay up all night. The Skeleteens make other brain-slamming softdrinks, but Brainwash is the mightiest. We don't know the Skeleteens, and we hope never to meet them. They are probably very scary."

Sledge · 10-07-2003, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neato
I have been on a 2 year quest to crap blue.

I am changing my life philosophy to this.

Neato · 10-07-2003, 08:22 PM

LOL Sledge.

Sad, thanks so much for the info. But I beleive that the product I originally had in mind was made by a different company... no matter though... hopefully I can finally, finally, crap blue.

Edit: Ah, it is the same group obviously, possibly under a new name. I knew they also made Love Postion #69.

Bigwahzoo · 10-07-2003, 08:26 PM

Can this possibly be true? I can't imagine a drink with so much blue that it stains your entire internal body blue. Can anyone verify this because it sounds too good to be true.

Macheath · 10-07-2003, 08:29 PM

damn, the kidneys must find the whole experience baffling. "..what the hell is he doing up there?.."

TheClarkster · 10-07-2003, 09:19 PM

I've had a blue drink which I thought was brainwash but just turned out to be a soda with jalapeno juices and such in it. No blue crap, but very tasty drink.

Neato · 10-07-2003, 09:30 PM

I can't exactly verify this, but my two friends who got me interested in this both testify that it worked.

Lebell · 10-07-2003, 11:14 PM

Wow,

I didn't even know this stuff was still around.

Thanks for the link, it's fun to look around and see all the sodas you can still buy.

Now I'll have to count my pennies and order me some brainwash

Sad_Machine · 10-08-2003, 11:51 AM

I think I may go ahead and order some myself.

Sledge · 10-08-2003, 12:16 PM

Me too, dude. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

This would be great for a theme party...

RippedSock1 · 10-08-2003, 12:17 PM

You can also get the 'bodacious berry' flavor of the "Hawiian Punch" brand juice drink. You know, with this guy:

That shit turned my... shit blue. I kid you not. Now, I don't know what hue of blue you're looking for, but I sure got a nice shade. I'll bet that the more you drink the blue'er your poo gets too.

Neato · 10-08-2003, 12:21 PM

I want the bluest crap possible.

Sad_Machine · 10-08-2003, 03:57 PM

Their root beer is also good, it's so full of herbs and shit that nobodies heard of you get a cheap buzz from it.

madsenj37 · 10-09-2003, 12:14 AM

they also make other wierd drinks like Love Potion 69 and Rat Bastard Root Beer, and the one with jalepno mentioned above. They are merely novelty drinks for me since I never liked their flavor.

Midlandmadman · 10-09-2003, 05:57 AM

Yes the blue one turns your poop blue.......... but, I always drank the one called D.O.A. It was yellow and yummy!!! there was another one called urine love i think.

Midnight_Son · 10-09-2003, 06:05 AM

must get some to serve a partys......hahahahahahaha....can you imagine the phone calls the next day?

Hash_Browns · 10-09-2003, 06:14 AM

haha@cnor....that's just GREAT!!

10-07-2003, 07:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	Anyone remember the drink Brainwash? I, being an underexposed child, have only heard lore about this wonderful drink. Aparently it turns your urine and feces blue. I hear that the company who makes this drink is still in buisiness, but I have no proof. Does anyone know more about this product? Can you verify it's magical abilities? Can you tell me of some other drink with similar powers? Does this company, the name of which I have forgotten, still exist? I have been on a 2 year quest to crap blue. A group of my high school friends thought we had found some, placed an order on it through a local hangout club, and the product was never delivered. We were going to bluecrap in all the toilets in the school and not flush. Alas, we graduated without ever receiving our fecal transformer. Disapointed, I hope to cary the torch for the group and bluecrap in the toilets here at my college. Help me!

10-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sad_Machine Upright Location: Chicago	Ahh yes, you're talking about Skeleteens Blue Brainwash. It stains not only your feces and urine blue but basically everything it touches. Your mouth will be blue, your fingers will probably turn a shade of blue, and yes your feces and urine will be blue. You can buy it at : http://www.sodaking.com/product_info...roducts_id=399 . This stuff was great back in the day. _________________________________________ The following review was copied from page 142 of "The Cyberpunk Handbook" by St Jude, R.U. Sirius and Bart Nagal. A fine little book (even if a little dated[Read:1995] by now), go and find it if you can. "But for special occasions, the ultimate softdrink has to be navy-blue Brainwash. Read the label. You'll notice many misspelled Chinese herbs, two kinds of chili peppers, and other powerful yet legal ingredients that just won't leave you be. You’ll pace, rant, stay up all night. The Skeleteens make other brain-slamming softdrinks, but Brainwash is the mightiest. We don't know the Skeleteens, and we hope never to meet them. They are probably very scary." Last edited by Sad_Machine; 10-07-2003 at 07:57 PM..

10-07-2003, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	LOL Sledge. Sad, thanks so much for the info. But I beleive that the product I originally had in mind was made by a different company... no matter though... hopefully I can finally, finally, crap blue. Edit: Ah, it is the same group obviously, possibly under a new name. I knew they also made Love Postion #69. Last edited by Neato; 10-07-2003 at 08:26 PM..

10-07-2003, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	I've had a blue drink which I thought was brainwash but just turned out to be a soda with jalapeno juices and such in it. No blue crap, but very tasty drink. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

10-07-2003, 11:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Wow, I didn't even know this stuff was still around. Thanks for the link, it's fun to look around and see all the sodas you can still buy. Now I'll have to count my pennies and order me some brainwash __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

10-07-2003, 08:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bigwahzoo Insane	Can this possibly be true? I can't imagine a drink with so much blue that it stains your entire internal body blue. Can anyone verify this because it sounds too good to be true.

10-07-2003, 08:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	damn, the kidneys must find the whole experience baffling. "..what the hell is he doing up there?.."

10-07-2003, 09:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	I can't exactly verify this, but my two friends who got me interested in this both testify that it worked.

10-08-2003, 11:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sad_Machine Upright Location: Chicago	I think I may go ahead and order some myself.

10-08-2003, 12:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	Me too, dude. Can anyone tell me what it's like? This would be great for a theme party...

10-08-2003, 12:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
RippedSock1 Tilted	You can also get the 'bodacious berry' flavor of the "Hawiian Punch" brand juice drink. You know, with this guy: That shit turned my... shit blue. I kid you not. Now, I don't know what hue of blue you're looking for, but I sure got a nice shade. I'll bet that the more you drink the blue'er your poo gets too.

10-08-2003, 12:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Neato Insane Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)	I want the bluest crap possible.

10-08-2003, 03:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sad_Machine Upright Location: Chicago	Their root beer is also good, it's so full of herbs and shit that nobodies heard of you get a cheap buzz from it.

10-09-2003, 12:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	they also make other wierd drinks like Love Potion 69 and Rat Bastard Root Beer, and the one with jalepno mentioned above. They are merely novelty drinks for me since I never liked their flavor. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

10-09-2003, 05:57 AM	#16 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Yes the blue one turns your poop blue.......... but, I always drank the one called D.O.A. It was yellow and yummy!!! there was another one called urine love i think. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-09-2003, 06:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	must get some to serve a partys......hahahahahahaha....can you imagine the phone calls the next day? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-09-2003, 06:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	haha@cnor....that's just GREAT!! __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!