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Location: your front door...*ding dong*
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Well there is the zebra, jackass crossbread
http://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg and also the ant eater http://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG *I hope those came up as pictures not exactly sure how to do them* |
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#42 (permalink) |
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Location: Louisville, KY
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The Hercules Beetle
![]() You can pry open beer bottles with that thing... The Warty Frogfish ![]() The ocean is a strange, mysterious place that we humans know very little about. Plenty of weird fish to go around... this is one of em.
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Like this: [img]h**p://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg[/img] [img]h**p://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG[/img] After you take out the asterisks "*", this is what you get: ![]() Hope this helps you, Miekle. ![]() |
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#44 (permalink) |
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Knaw I dunno the anteater looks like an animal in a class of it's own but the Platypus looks like a mix of 2 or more animals see where I'm going?
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well, might i offer some more strange beasts to this worthy collection...
first, i give you the Alligator Snapping Turtle... ![]() ![]() it is large, dangerous and extremely well armoured... one even lived in a Gosford sewer for fifteen years. next, i give you the Bactrian Camel... ![]() a stranger mammal i am hard pressed to find. the rest of my presentation takes us to the depths of the ocean ... i give you the Manta Ray... ![]() large and graceful this gentle creature is remarkably beautiful for all its weirdness. nex, i give you the Narwhal... ![]() a strange mix of manitee and unicorn, this creature reminds me of a mythological beast. and lastly, i give you all, the Octopus... ![]() boneless, spineless and extremely intelligent, this creature comes in many different shapes and sizes. three cheers for strange beasts.
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#46 (permalink) |
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What about the infamous Lamprey?
They look like an angry penis with lots n lots a sharp teeth. ![]() ![]() ![]() Asta!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() COELACANTH; A prehistoric fish once thought to be extinct found living in modern times.
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Christ what on earth is that thing? Okay so it's an arachnid right? Looks like a fuckin spider Scorpion crossbreed or a Spiderpede or some shit.
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#51 (permalink) |
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Location: that place with the thing
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no doubt... that thing's freaky.
I think the Quidgeboat takes the cake, though... ![]() bah, rexed! here's the link... linky
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#52 (permalink) |
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Link don't work homie.
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#57 (permalink) |
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Star nosed mole what in Gods name? We have a winner.
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It's not an angel fish...angel fish are pretty that one is an Angler Fish.
Angel Fish ![]() Angler Fish ![]() And I think we have a competator for the Star Nosed Mole I give you The Naked Mole Rat ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't really decide which is weirder between the two. One looks weird as all hell.......and the other looks like a freakin walking penis. You be the judge. Asta!!
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Point noted.
Asta!!
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#62 (permalink) |
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Location: NJ (but just for college)
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theres also this one that i didnt post, becuase its small and doesnt look weird, but it is born with a brain that it uses to go find a nesting spot, then sticks itself in the ground and eats its brain. (its aquatic, called the sea squirt)
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Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)
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OK, you've all posted some rather odd LOOKING creatures, but the platypus is still the most bizarre.
As far as I know it's completly unclassifyable by todays standers. Mammels are worm blooded and have hair and give live birth. Platypus are warm blooded, have hair, and LAY EGGS. Birds have feathers, beaks, lay eggs and have wings. Platypus lay eggs and have beaks but no feathers. Not fish obviously. I'm no expert but that's how I remember what I know about them. Furry, beaks, lays eggs, warm blooded. The only animal I know of that crosses between 2 different genras of animals. |
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#64 (permalink) |
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Ahh yes the infamous sea squirt
![]() Really cool animal. Very fun to play with I used to squirt my friends with em when we visited the aquarium. Good times. Asta!!
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That ones pretty good. Looks like a mini dinosaur. Is it related to the armadillo in any way?
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the platypus and two species of echidna (spiny anteater). ![]() To add to the list of wierd characteristics, the platypus is the only mammal to produce its own venom. The male has a poisonous spur on each rear leg that injects the toxin. While not known to be lethal to humans, a jab will put one in hospital. The platypus gets my vote for the weirdest. Actually I think he's just proof that God has a sense of humor. That was my reason for taking it as a nik.
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#69 (permalink) |
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Location: The Oposite, Inverse of Hell (Wisconsin)
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Come on people, you gotta know what an Echidna is, isn't Knuckles (from Sega's "Sonic the Hedgehog") an Echidna?
Thanks for the extra info... Platypus. LOL. I don't beleive in God so I'd say animals from outter space, brought when the aliens visited the Egyptians or the Druids who made stonehedge... OK so that's a bit absurd so maybe just a fluke in the evolution chain. |
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#70 (permalink) |
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Yeah Knuckles was an Echidna. I've known about em since 3rd grade. Thought they were cool but they aren't exactly the most popular animals too. Anytime anyones ever seen em they prolly think they're a hedgehog or a porcupine. Even my dad didn't know what they are. I think you two are probably right given the rather unique features/characteristics of the animal perhaps such an animal more bizzare than it doesn't exist.
Asta!!
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^^ This is true. Lord knows how big the lampreys get down there. They say the deeper ya go the bigger they(aquatic animals) get or something. Everytime I see <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/DeepRising-1081500/reviews.php">Deep Rising</a> I think...."hmm..could happen" Scary thought.
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They look like Red Pandas to me.
More info here: http://www.thebigzoo.com/Animals/Red_Panda.asp http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/6.shtml Edit: actually they have really huge eyes which red pandas don't seem to have, it might just be because they're young though.
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#76 (permalink) |
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Location: in the backwoods
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![]() ![]() It may not look all that weird, but squirting blood out of it's eyes as a defense mechanism is certainly strange. Properly called a horned lizard, they're also known as horned frogs or horney toads, and their numbers are dwindling, thanks to the introduction of Fire Ants and subsequent downfall of native red ants. |
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#78 (permalink) |
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Location: India
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sloths!
those things dont move from branches for weeks on end so much so that there's a type called 'green sloths' coz algae grows on their fur as they dont move at all and stay in the shade
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#79 (permalink) |
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Hi,
Fish don't come much wierder than those that live in the deep sea. Behold: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And the ever-frightening fish of my nightmares, the Viperfish ![]() What makes most of these fish even weirder is the bioluminescence used by their bodies. Oh, and did you know that angler fish males are about a centimeter long and live permanently attached to a female Angler fish, which feeds it it's entire life? Thanks, Manga |
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Location: Tokyo
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animal lovers...
in our quest to find the strangest beasts, how could we have overlooked the humble BAT...? these truly strange beasts come in many forms... but today i want to focus on the GHOST BAT. here is a Honduran Ghost Bat... ![]() here is an Australian Ghost Bat... ![]() note the large ears and noses that aid the echolocation that they use in conjunction with their keen eye-sight to catch their prey. ![]() some species hang from trees... ![]() but most live in large colonies in dark, cool, moist surrounds of caves... ![]() these next two are some of the stranger species of ghost bats... first, the Peter Ghost-Faced Bat... ![]() ![]() and the Greater Bulldog Bat... ![]()
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