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Miekle 10-02-2003 07:28 PM

Well there is the zebra, jackass crossbread

http://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg

and also the ant eater

http://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG

*I hope those came up as pictures not exactly sure how to do them*

Nefir 10-02-2003 07:36 PM

The Hercules Beetle
http://www.nefir.com/misc/beetle.gif
You can pry open beer bottles with that thing...

The Warty Frogfish
http://www.nefir.com/misc/frogfish.jpg
The ocean is a strange, mysterious place that we humans know very little about. Plenty of weird fish to go around... this is one of em.

Fremen 10-02-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miekle
Well there is the zebra, jackass crossbread

http://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg

and also the ant eater

http://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG

*I hope those came up as pictures not exactly sure how to do them*

Miekle, you need to put image tags like this, [ img ] [ /img ] (just take the spaces out), on the ends of the urls to make the pics show.

Like this:

[img]h**p://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg[/img]

[img]h**p://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG[/img]

After you take out the asterisks "*", this is what you get:
http://www.horsesales.com/arkimages/zonk.jpg

http://www.jhepple.com/Pictures/Animals/Ant_Eater.JPG

Hope this helps you, Miekle. :)

K-Wise 10-02-2003 10:08 PM

Knaw I dunno the anteater looks like an animal in a class of it's own but the Platypus looks like a mix of 2 or more animals see where I'm going?

Asta!!

bundy 10-03-2003 06:16 AM

well, might i offer some more strange beasts to this worthy collection...

first, i give you the Alligator Snapping Turtle...
http://reptile.new21.org/dk/turtle/a...ing-turtle.jpg
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/.../ar0207_1m.jpg
it is large, dangerous and extremely well armoured... one even lived in a Gosford sewer for fifteen years.

next, i give you the Bactrian Camel...
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/images/imagebank/camel.jpg
a stranger mammal i am hard pressed to find.

the rest of my presentation takes us to the depths of the ocean ... i give you the Manta Ray...
http://home.sprynet.com/~tst4echo/manta.gif
large and graceful this gentle creature is remarkably beautiful for all its weirdness.

nex, i give you the Narwhal...
http://www.boutilierassoc.com/narwhal.jpg
a strange mix of manitee and unicorn, this creature reminds me of a mythological beast.

and lastly, i give you all, the Octopus...
http://www.suncoastdiving.com/images/octopus.jpg
boneless, spineless and extremely intelligent, this creature comes in many different shapes and sizes.

three cheers for strange beasts.

K-Wise 10-03-2003 04:23 PM

What about the infamous Lamprey?

They look like an angry penis with lots n lots a sharp teeth.
http://www.fishing-in-wales.com/_pic...s/lamprey2.jpg
http://www.bahnhof.se/~wizard/gust/crypto-lampreys3.jpg
http://www.epa.gov/glnpo/glwqa/usdom...ges/slide4.jpg

Asta!!

Cynthetiq 10-03-2003 07:48 PM

http://www.dinofish.com/cimages/vw_uglyteeth2.jpg
http://www.dinofish.com/cimages/vw_cave2.jpg
http://www.dinofish.com/cimages/coel01b.jpg
http://www.dinofish.com/cimages/coel03b.jpg
http://www.mountain-research.org/CV/coelacanth.jpg
http://faculty.uca.edu/~benw/biol440...e8b/img008.jpg

COELACANTH; A prehistoric fish once thought to be extinct found living
in modern times.

RippedSock1 10-03-2003 08:03 PM

I've always thought that the whole 'jackalope' animal was a myth.

I've always thought that the elephant-nosed shrew was very strange.
http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/hall...imens/a899.jpg

http://artedi.ebc.uu.se/course/BioIn...hant_shrew.gif

348Dav 10-03-2003 08:10 PM

Behold the scariest creature to ever take residence upon our Earth.

Picture this as a dinner plate.

http://wrbu.si.edu/www/stockwell/photos/solpugid1.jpg

K-Wise 10-03-2003 09:24 PM

Christ what on earth is that thing? Okay so it's an arachnid right? Looks like a fuckin spider Scorpion crossbreed or a Spiderpede or some shit.

Asta!!

twotimesadingo 10-03-2003 10:20 PM

no doubt... that thing's freaky.

I think the Quidgeboat takes the cake, though...

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/def-kittypup.jpg

bah, rexed! here's the link...

linky

K-Wise 10-03-2003 10:57 PM

Link don't work homie.

Asta!!

arcane 10-04-2003 03:39 AM

domo kun is #1...but that proboscis monkey comes in for a close second

skippy 10-04-2003 04:07 AM

I am sooo blown away by the sea dragon that I just spent half an hour reseaching them on the net... what a weird animal...

Skippy

Shpoop 10-04-2003 06:58 AM

behold the star nosed mole

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~rmacarth/nose1.jpg

http://www.amnh.org/naturalhistory/i...0600_star1.jpg

http://www.discoverlife.org/nh/tx/Ve...sonian.320.jpg

The lemur, one of the coolest too:

http://www.tesan.vuurwerk.nl/reports...lton/lemur.jpg

how bout the aye aye?

http://www.primate.wisc.edu/pin/slid...my/gifs/22.gif

http://www.primates.com/lemurs/aye-aye.jpg

http://www.primate.wisc.edu/pin/ayeaye2.jpg

on the theme of 'mixes', the kakapo is a large flightless parrot, but also looks to have some owl in it, and its nocturnal

http://www.studentgroups.ucla.edu/ab...ams/kakapo.jpg

Miekle 10-04-2003 07:51 AM

Wow I think Shpoop has it with that star nosed mole... I thought about putting a regular mole up because of thier huge hand but that nose is something else.

ps. thanks for the help Fremen

K-Wise 10-04-2003 01:11 PM

Star nosed mole what in Gods name? We have a winner.

Asta!!

jeenyus 10-04-2003 02:20 PM

.
 
The angel fish is the weirdest so far.

K-Wise 10-04-2003 03:02 PM

It's not an angel fish...angel fish are pretty that one is an Angler Fish.

Angel Fish
http://www.aquanaut.com/images/misc/angelfish.gif

Angler Fish
http://www.mailsbroadcast.com/zban.deepsea.fish-big.jpg

And I think we have a competator for the Star Nosed Mole

I give you

The Naked Mole Rat
http://www.bio.psu.edu/Courses/Fall2...s/image015.gif
http://www.bio.psu.edu/Courses/Fall2...s/image013.jpg
http://www.moleplace.com/images/NakedMoleRat-s160.jpg

I can't really decide which is weirder between the two. One looks weird as all hell.......and the other looks like a freakin walking penis. You be the judge.

Asta!!

Mr Scorcex 10-04-2003 03:35 PM

I dunno, if you think about it, the naked mole rat is just like a mole sans hair, whereas the star nosed mole... well fuck, that ones just plain wierd.

K-Wise 10-04-2003 08:02 PM

Point noted.

Asta!!

Shpoop 10-04-2003 08:08 PM

theres also this one that i didnt post, becuase its small and doesnt look weird, but it is born with a brain that it uses to go find a nesting spot, then sticks itself in the ground and eats its brain. (its aquatic, called the sea squirt)

Neato 10-04-2003 08:43 PM

OK, you've all posted some rather odd LOOKING creatures, but the platypus is still the most bizarre.

As far as I know it's completly unclassifyable by todays standers. Mammels are worm blooded and have hair and give live birth. Platypus are warm blooded, have hair, and LAY EGGS. Birds have feathers, beaks, lay eggs and have wings. Platypus lay eggs and have beaks but no feathers. Not fish obviously.

I'm no expert but that's how I remember what I know about them. Furry, beaks, lays eggs, warm blooded. The only animal I know of that crosses between 2 different genras of animals.

K-Wise 10-04-2003 08:43 PM

Ahh yes the infamous sea squirt
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/...squirt.200.jpg

Really cool animal. Very fun to play with I used to squirt my friends with em when we visited the aquarium. Good times.

Asta!!

mingusfingers 10-04-2003 09:21 PM

That star-nosed mole is insane. What's the practical application of that sucker? Where are they found?

noahfor 10-04-2003 09:38 PM

the pangolin is a scaled mamal, not as weird as that mole though

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index...nimals/129.jpg

http://www.bornfree.org.uk/pangolins/chadenga.JPG

K-Wise 10-04-2003 09:45 PM

That ones pretty good. Looks like a mini dinosaur. Is it related to the armadillo in any way?

Asta!!

platypus 10-05-2003 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neato
OK, you've all posted some rather odd LOOKING creatures, but the platypus is still the most bizarre.

As far as I know it's completly unclassifyable by todays standers.

They are classified as <b>Monotremes</b> or egg-laying mammals of which there are only three known species -
the platypus and two species of echidna (spiny anteater).

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/...me/echidna.jpg

To add to the list of wierd characteristics, the platypus is the only mammal to produce its own venom.
The male has a poisonous spur on each rear leg that injects the toxin.
While not known to be lethal to humans, a jab will put one in hospital.

The platypus gets my vote for the weirdest. Actually I think he's just proof that God has a sense of humor.
That was my reason for taking it as a nik.

Neato 10-05-2003 12:43 PM

Come on people, you gotta know what an Echidna is, isn't Knuckles (from Sega's "Sonic the Hedgehog") an Echidna?

Thanks for the extra info... Platypus. LOL.
I don't beleive in God so I'd say animals from outter space, brought when the aliens visited the Egyptians or the Druids who made stonehedge... OK so that's a bit absurd so maybe just a fluke in the evolution chain.

K-Wise 10-05-2003 05:09 PM

Yeah Knuckles was an Echidna. I've known about em since 3rd grade. Thought they were cool but they aren't exactly the most popular animals too. Anytime anyones ever seen em they prolly think they're a hedgehog or a porcupine. Even my dad didn't know what they are. I think you two are probably right given the rather unique features/characteristics of the animal perhaps such an animal more bizzare than it doesn't exist.

Asta!!

maynard0012 10-05-2003 07:39 PM

Jellyfish always freaked me out, and other animals of the sea. Deep down you get into the incredibly wierd stuff, it's like an alien world there.

K-Wise 10-05-2003 08:17 PM

^^ This is true. Lord knows how big the lampreys get down there. They say the deeper ya go the bigger they(aquatic animals) get or something. Everytime I see <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/DeepRising-1081500/reviews.php">Deep Rising</a> I think...."hmm..could happen" Scary thought.

Asta!!

bernadette 10-05-2003 08:45 PM

what are these critters?

<img src="http://www.hiropark.com/animal/roris6.jpg">

MrFlux 10-05-2003 08:50 PM

They look like Red Pandas to me.

More info here:
http://www.thebigzoo.com/Animals/Red_Panda.asp
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/6.shtml

Edit: actually they have really huge eyes which red pandas don't seem to have, it might just be because they're young though.

rev_skarekroe 10-15-2003 06:58 AM

Mountain viscacha.

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/215.htm

sk

dy156 10-15-2003 10:56 AM

http://www2.worldbook.com/features/r...s/pc314200.jpg

http://graphicstock.com/graphicstock...ned-lizard.jpg

It may not look all that weird, but squirting blood out of it's eyes as a defense mechanism is certainly strange.
Properly called a horned lizard, they're also known as horned frogs or horney toads, and their numbers are dwindling, thanks to the introduction of Fire Ants and subsequent downfall of native red ants.

BentNotTwisted 10-15-2003 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dy156
It may not look all that weird, but squirting blood out of it's eyes as a defense mechanism is certainly strange.
Properly called a horned lizard, they're also known as horned frogs or horney toads, and their numbers are dwindling, thanks to the introduction of Fire Ants and subsequent downfall of native red ants.

At first I thought the hand was bloody because it was scraped by the lizard. :D So far, my vote goes for the star mole. That thing is just too freaky looking to be a normal mammal.

nukeu666 10-15-2003 04:03 PM

sloths!
those things dont move from branches for weeks on end
so much so that there's a type called 'green sloths' coz algae grows on their fur as they dont move at all and stay in the shade

MangaMonkey 10-15-2003 05:03 PM

Hi,
Fish don't come much wierder than those that live in the deep sea. Behold:
http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/ships/images/ship3089.jpg
http://www.imagequest3d.com/catalogu...s/v001_tif.jpg
http://warrensburg.k12.mo.us/ocean/anglerfish.jpeg
http://www.calstatela.edu/faculty/ev...y/poarfish.gif
http://www.calstatela.edu/faculty/ev...ty/pgulper.gif
And the ever-frightening fish of my nightmares, the Viperfish
http://www.imagequest3d.com/pages2/s...ages/viper.jpg
What makes most of these fish even weirder is the bioluminescence used by their bodies. Oh, and did you know that angler fish males are about a centimeter long and live permanently attached to a female Angler fish, which feeds it it's entire life?
Thanks,
Manga

bundy 10-15-2003 05:34 PM

animal lovers...

in our quest to find the strangest beasts, how could we have overlooked the humble BAT...?

these truly strange beasts come in many forms... but today i want to focus on the GHOST BAT.

here is a Honduran Ghost Bat...
http://www.earthsbirthday.org/explor.../ghostbat1.jpg

here is an Australian Ghost Bat...
http://www.amonline.net.au/bats/reco...thompson14.jpg

note the large ears and noses that aid the echolocation that they use in conjunction with their keen eye-sight to catch their prey.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bat-2.jpg

some species hang from trees...
http://www.earthsbirthday.org/explor.../ghostbat4.jpg

but most live in large colonies in dark, cool, moist surrounds of caves...
http://www.utexas.edu/depts/tnhc/.ww...ogy/clife3.jpg

these next two are some of the stranger species of ghost bats...

first, the Peter Ghost-Faced Bat...
http://www.bonairenature.com/bats/im...alophylla6.jpg
http://www.psych.ualberta.ca/~msnyde...k8/ghostfc.gif

and the Greater Bulldog Bat...
http://www.bonairenature.com/bats/im...nus7helder.jpg


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