CALLING ALL PORN FANATICS!
 

Matt'sModels.com needs YOU!!!

Here is the deal! We have 430+ models on the site and they are all unorganized. We are looking for a few good men (or women) who are willing to go through the gruelling task of SURFING PORN ALL DAY and recording data on each girl.

4 people will get the job... 110 models each.

What we need:
Statistical information on all of the girls: Hair, Eyes, Ethnicity, Boob size.
We need this all done in a week!!

What you get:
FREE access to Mattsmodels.com for 2 months
FREE Mattsmodels.com t-shirt
FREE video from the store

HOW TO GET THE JOB:
Send me a private message with your real name, age, location, and a statement that you will be able to complete your task within a week of assignment.

The passwords being given out are not portable and if you choose to share them with your friends, you will find yourself unable to access the site, so keep that in mind. This is something that we need to get done ASAP.

You've got my help. :D

How about a few good women? 3 guys and 1 girl?

Wait, perhaps I should rephrase...

Damn... can't help.

damn midterms!

Hmmm. Sounds great, but I don't think I could pull this off in the newsroom.

Waitaminit... let *me* rephrase. :)

Shame i'm horrible at guessing ones ethnicity. WHoever does get this job will be a lucky few ppl.

Rewarded to actually look at porn, lol, hard to say, harder to beleivel.

lucky lucky people

Wouldn't ya know it, I'm probably going to get hired this week so I can't commit myself to porn. :(

I'd apply but I'm not so good with getting boob sizes right. That and I have spent a month now getting the 20 gigs of porn on my hd organized and I'm still not done. It's an awful lot of work.

Aaargh.

*kicks his 56k modem across the room*

Now, about how many pictures is it?

Argh and i'm moving on friday :(

Yes I can see my fiancees face now.. 'Honey what you doin?' Just organising statistical data on around 110 porn shoots for a site known as Matts Models.. As much fun as this'd be, I'm not that good at looking and judging ethnic background and breast size..
Thanks for the offer anyways Hal
:cool:

Hmm, I wonder what the chances of getting this are after IMing him more than 24 hours after this thread started? Especially after two people accepted within the first 3 minutes. Still, I wish myself luck.

i found my guys... sorry all who came in late