World's King

This is a really strange question but...

Anyone know where I can get a breast implant? I would prefer it to not be used but if I don't have a choice that will be fine.

I wish there was a cool or interesting reason as to why I want one but there isn't. I'm just weird and collect strange things like... breast implants.

Any information is welcome...

Thank you.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

lurkette

eBay?

I'll bet Dow Corning has a bunch they'd be willing to unload. Heh.

Or contact a plastic surgeon and say you need it for an art project or something.

__________________
"If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."

- Anatole France

SecretMethod70

That's pretty weird dude.

I guess your best bet would be to contact a plastic surgeon about it.

__________________
Le temps détruit tout

"Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

Redlemon

I know why you want one... you are going to implant it on the outside of your right thigh, so that you can put your hand in your pocket and give it a squeeze without anyone knowing...

{did I just type that out loud?}

__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Miekle

ROLF now I want one redlemon. Heh but anyways try ebay.... maby you could get Courtneys old one that her dog choked on :P

World's King

I've been around the net all day looking for one and no luck.


Not even on eBay. I thouht you could find everything on eBay.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

*Nikki*

I think it might be easier if you emailed Pam Anderson I am sure she has plenty of spares around.

Lyaec123

Sometimes if you randomly write companies they will send you this type of thing just for asking... Worth a shot I guess... otherwise call your local plastic surgeon and see if they have any extras, I have no idea what the cost is on these but since they are medical is probably ridiculous, so good luck :-/ Manufacturer is probably your best bet.

battlemouth

nothing like turning yourself secretly into a uni-boob

__________________
like a bullet through a flock of doves

m5man

Hello...Did I just miss something here?

World's King

Nope. Just me being a freak.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

splck

Didn't she get rid of hers a few years ago?
I guess that's all the more reason she may be able to supply one for you WK.

__________________
nice line eh?

Ganguro

my cousin got hers, and they were about a grand a tit..
so i hope you ar REALLY interested in these WK, because unless you get a freebee, you're proally looking at at least a couple of hundred a boob. Does it need to be filled? do you have a size preference?
Good Luck, i don't know if you are going to be able to pull this one off.

NewBonk

Sounds like you're looking for an excuse to never leave the house.

Or maybe something to put on the dash of your car to keep you occupied during rush hour.

Lebell

Did you want it installed as well?

__________________
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU!

Please Donate!

World's King

No.

I just need something new for my collection of strange medical stuff.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

sky_driver

I bet you could find one on ebay

paddyjoe

Hey King
Not sure where to find the fake boob, but could you enlighten us as to what's in your collection now?

World's King

It's really nothing exciting. I have a lot of stuff that I stole when I was in the Hospital last year. I have two friends that are doctors and one that's a funeral director so they always give me weird stuff.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

nothingx

Hm... closest thing I can think of, that would be easy to acquire, would be a silicone replacement breast for women that have had mastectomy operatons. Probably not quite what you're looking for, but I've thought of getting one myself just to weird my friends out. I suppose if you went to a plastic surgeon he could sell you one. Bet it would be pretty cheap too, considering there's no actual operation involved.

arcane

yeah....i dont think that the implants themselves are that expensive, it's the operation that goes along with it that makes them expensive

that would be neet to have a fake boob and like keep it on the coffee table in your living room so when people came over to your house they could play with it

__________________
<Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

Sleepyjack

My brother has like a hand rest for a computer mouse and it's made out of some kind of gel or silicone. It feels like a breast though.
sorta like these things, but without the mouse pad built in.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...55056?v=glance

but i guess this isn't helpful cause youi're not looking for something to squeeze or whatever....sorry

Redlemon

I was watching MythBusters on cable Friday, and they did an experiment checking to see if a breast implant would burst in a depressurized airplane. They received a box of about 6 from somewhere, they were labled "samples - not for implantation".

__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Fremen

WK, have you found your breast implant, yet?

__________________
Google

cliche

You could get one of the fakes they sell to cross-dressers - easily available on the internet.

__________________
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

omega2K4

A breast implant would make a pretty badass paperweight.

__________________
"While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

Averett

Did you try contacting the companies that produce them directly? Im sure they throw some out occassionally.

If you haven't found it this might be worth a shot.

__________________
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

TinniT

I, too have wanted a single breast implant. One of the silicone varieties, and one of the saline varieties.

Chingal0

Did it burst?!

That mythbusters show kicks ass, its quite interesting, and i envy their jobs.

__________________
"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Fly

dude.....

.......balloon....water........there ya' go.

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios