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Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth

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Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

DAYS CREEK, Ore. -- A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

A Douglas County sheriff's spokeswoman said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellow jacket when his car hit a tree.

"I kind of panicked and went off the road," Nunes said yesterday.

He was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center in Roseburg.

"I had to get a stitch in my tongue, and I got a gash on my left ankle," Nunes said. The tongue injury was from his teeth, not the bee, he said.
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is that a proper punishment?

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a1t3r3g0

Man, I was expecting to see that Justin crashed.. drats.

Cynthetiq

see that's why he needs to be slapped like a1t3r3g0's avatar

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Bee!

I would like to thank you for doing your part to keep the streets clear of this type of person. Too long have we suffered the slings and arrows of these outrageous pop icons with little or no recompense. Finally, there is an insect out there with the courage and strength to bring a modicum of justice to an inherently unjust world.

Bees: 1 Idol-Worshipping Humans:0

I will wear black and yellow stripes in your honor.
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rogue49

Do you REALLY want to be telling that story???

Troublebot

If it were me, the story would change:

"I was drivin in my car, rapping along to Tribe Called Quest's 'The Scenario' when a bee flew in my mouth!"

...at least you won't get laughed at... as much.

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YourNeverThere

He got off easy, once I was singing Avril and my car exploded, then I died.

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Batman976

Oh, how I hoped! Still a pretty entertaining story nevertheless.

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water_boy1999

Thirty lashes with a wet noodle for you......

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etla

So how's that walking dead thing working out for you?

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EeOh1

I know somene who, upon being pulled over by a cop for speeding, told the cop that a bee had flown up her shorts and she freaked.

She didn't receive a ticket.

legolas

Wishing harm on people is not cool just because they're a celebrity =\

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StormBerlin

good point legolas. Since he's left N Sync, i think Justin Timberlake has gotten better at what he does.

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Hard8s

Well, thats what he gets for admitting he likes Timberlake! And he compounded it by buying his CD, and then playing it, and to top it off he SANG along with it!!! Anyway another one of those instant karma things!

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laconic1

I wouldn't have admitted to singing along with Justin Timberlake

lady

Maybe the bee was bustin' a move to the music too. *hee hee*

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Once again Giant Hamburger, your unique sense of humor and creative posting has me laughing out loud.

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YourNeverThere

i'm not so much 'walking' as much as I am typing, but ya, the typing dead thing is working out great

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striker3303

Damn Justin, damn bee's, damn it all....

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PredeconInferno

I think the bee should be our new master.

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MacGnG

ok so he coulda been listenin to a better song but thats fucked up.

RippedSock1

lol

Natural selection at its best.

Cobalt_60

Actually I dont think natural selection worked this time. The poor bee or wasp is dead and this guy still lives.

Mr. Spacemonkey

That's funny

Well, that's what can happen to you if you sing along to Justin Timberlake's music. As far as i'm concerned he deserved it. Just remember, don't listen to Timberlake's music.

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Macheath

Coulda been worse, coulda been a Mazda Miata, European Wasp and the Backstreet Boys.

Anyway:

DownwardSpiral

Thats hilarious lol.

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fallen_angel

thats a little special now aint it. . .

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Esoteric

Hahaha, funny stuff.

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bassesmass

I THINK HE DESERVED IT FOR GROOVIN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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heY THE BABE OF THE WEEK SHOULD BE QUEEN

troit

That's what he gets for listening to Justin Timberlake....

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Redlemon

There was a story a couple decads ago when a guy flipped his car and was stuck for hours before someone set him free. The cassette player was playing Wham, over and over and over...

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