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Old 09-18-2003, 11:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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a bee, a car, and justin timberlake

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/...eesting18.html

Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth

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Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

DAYS CREEK, Ore. -- A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

A Douglas County sheriff's spokeswoman said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellow jacket when his car hit a tree.

"I kind of panicked and went off the road," Nunes said yesterday.

He was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center in Roseburg.

"I had to get a stitch in my tongue, and I got a gash on my left ankle," Nunes said. The tongue injury was from his teeth, not the bee, he said.
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is that a proper punishment?
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Man, I was expecting to see that Justin crashed.. drats.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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see that's why he needs to be slapped like a1t3r3g0's avatar
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hail Bee!

I would like to thank you for doing your part to keep the streets clear of this type of person. Too long have we suffered the slings and arrows of these outrageous pop icons with little or no recompense. Finally, there is an insect out there with the courage and strength to bring a modicum of justice to an inherently unjust world.

Bees: 1 Idol-Worshipping Humans:0

I will wear black and yellow stripes in your honor.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Do you REALLY want to be telling that story???
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If it were me, the story would change:

"I was drivin in my car, rapping along to Tribe Called Quest's 'The Scenario' when a bee flew in my mouth!"

...at least you won't get laughed at... as much.
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He got off easy, once I was singing Avril and my car exploded, then I died.
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Man, I was expecting to see that Justin crashed.. drats.
Oh, how I hoped! Still a pretty entertaining story nevertheless.
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thirty lashes with a wet noodle for you......
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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He got off easy, once I was singing Avril and my car exploded, then I died.
So how's that walking dead thing working out for you?
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I know somene who, upon being pulled over by a cop for speeding, told the cop that a bee had flown up her shorts and she freaked.

She didn't receive a ticket.
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wishing harm on people is not cool just because they're a celebrity =\
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good point legolas. Since he's left N Sync, i think Justin Timberlake has gotten better at what he does.
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well, thats what he gets for admitting he likes Timberlake! And he compounded it by buying his CD, and then playing it, and to top it off he SANG along with it!!! Anyway another one of those instant karma things!
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I wouldn't have admitted to singing along with Justin Timberlake
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Maybe the bee was bustin' a move to the music too. *hee hee*
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Asta!!
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hail Bee!

I would like to thank you for doing your part to keep the streets clear of this type of person. Too long have we suffered the slings and arrows of these outrageous pop icons with little or no recompense. Finally, there is an insect out there with the courage and strength to bring a modicum of justice to an inherently unjust world.

Bees: 1 Idol-Worshipping Humans:0

I will wear black and yellow stripes in your honor.
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Once again Giant Hamburger, your unique sense of humor and creative posting has me laughing out loud.
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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So how's that walking dead thing working out for you?
i'm not so much 'walking' as much as I am typing, but ya, the typing dead thing is working out great
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:45 PM   #20 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA

Damn Justin, damn bee's, damn it all....
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think the bee should be our new master.
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Old 09-20-2003, 11:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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ok so he coulda been listenin to a better song but thats fucked up.
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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lol

Natural selection at its best.
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Actually I dont think natural selection worked this time. The poor bee or wasp is dead and this guy still lives.
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's funny

Well, that's what can happen to you if you sing along to Justin Timberlake's music. As far as i'm concerned he deserved it. Just remember, don't listen to Timberlake's music.
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Old 09-20-2003, 11:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Coulda been worse, coulda been a Mazda Miata, European Wasp and the Backstreet Boys.

Anyway:

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Old 09-21-2003, 11:34 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Thats hilarious lol.
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Old 09-21-2003, 02:35 PM   #28 (permalink)
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thats a little special now aint it. . .
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Hahaha, funny stuff.
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Old 09-23-2003, 07:44 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I THINK HE DESERVED IT FOR GROOVIN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
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Old 09-23-2003, 07:49 AM   #31 (permalink)
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heY THE BABE OF THE WEEK SHOULD BE QUEEN
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Old 09-23-2003, 07:54 AM   #32 (permalink)
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That's what he gets for listening to Justin Timberlake....
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Old 09-23-2003, 08:02 AM   #33 (permalink)
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There was a story a couple decads ago when a guy flipped his car and was stuck for hours before someone set him free. The cassette player was playing Wham, over and over and over...
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