Your prez is paying us a visit.
 

Down here in Australia, our little hearts beat with pride and joy for guess who's coming to town!Yes George W Bush!
Is there any way we could welcome him in a style befiting his grandeur and standing in the worlds community.
Perhaps we could rush back capital punishment and he could personally sign the execution orders for some notorious killers we might have stashed away awaiting day release?
Perhaps he could give us a lecture on 'making everyvote count, florida style'.

Good on ya Georgiy,we look forward to seeing you in person, um you are coming wihtout divisions of 'back up'marines?

lol... ya dont have to do any of that just join with the american empire :p

Maybe he'll stay there

I'm sorry. :(

i wonder if Little Johnny has invested in a small, homely 2000 hectare luxury ´ranch´ to entertain Georgie??

lol... does George know how to speak Australian?


seriously, that should mean plently of protests... he´s not totally loved down here.

i wonder if he´ll present our prime minister to us, like LBJ so arrogantly did way back when.

or if he´ll make rude gestures out of his Limo window like his father did (he thought he was doing a peace sign, but he was gesturing ´fuck you´).

or will he just be ignored like Clinton (he wasn´t in office at the time). there was a great picture in the paper of him going for a morning exercise with heaps of security, and a lady sitting on a park bench, reading the paper, not paying the slightest attention.

american presidential visits are always great.

is he visiting NZ as well? that should be interesting.

Watch out - he might try to educationafy you. Or maybe, explanarize what's happen in Iraq (that's now going to cost the US taxpayers another 87 Billion). What a record to have next to your name - Biggest National Debt.

He's our Commander-in-Thief and we love him.

he's seeking skin cancer.

now guys, don't give him such a hard time down there, remember, he doesn't like to answer questions. "not in english, not in russian, and not in mexican"

Does Geroge Bush even know where Australia is or who our Prime Minister is??????

there's a project in london going on nicknamed "bare your bum at bush" - you'll find it here:

http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/bush_bum.asp

maybe you could get something like it going down under... lemme know if you do.

*sigh* ya gotta love Australian history and "all the way with LBJ".

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Hopefully, at least the motorcade will look kinda cool.

Just don't let your dog headbut the turf on the way in and you'll be fine.

That had me laughing.

Please keep him. At least he doesn't have any power over anything there.

I promise you that on the way over there aboard Air Force One, his "handlers" will be filling him in on who does what in Austraila, what that big rock is called, and clarifying that it is not an island.

He was in my town today. It not that great. He raised money and ran.

THE END. :)

PS I was almost late for class because of his motorcade.

He came to Grand Rapids a few months ago, to speak to people less than a mile from my apartment. It was people paying something like $1000 a person to hear him speak. He flew in, drove the motorcade, visited some new health complex, gave the speech, and flew away. Grand Rapids taxpayers paid for the motorcade, while I'm sure all the funds they raised were kept.

Dick Cheney came here for the birthday party of Peter Secchia, who is this rich business man. Of course he had the G.R. police force protecting him, and of course the huge bill was covered by the taxpayers. It was a private function! He didn't even give a speech, but we had to pay for his protection. Meanwhile, schools here are closing...

All I have to say is try and listen to his speech. He is bound to say something wrong, and you will probably get a kick out of it.

He came to East Lansing during the campaign, he was stationed at the kellogg center right outside my dorm. So I recruited some buddies, and we went and ate sandwhiches and chips in the press room.

As for what you Aussies should do?

Keep him.

Now's your chance, Australia! Do what needs to be done.

Not a chance in hell. We dont want him...... He is yours, you keep him...

Maybe Steve Irwin will take him out "snipe hunting" … :D

I bet he watches some of the Rugby World Cup... he'll have a good repore with some of those blokes. Maybe they can all have a spelling bee...

lol
"CRIKEY, have a look at him, doesn't he look dopey..."

gotta love Steve Irwin.

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lol.
are you going in that one as well??

just kidding mate.

Sorry to hear that.

O.K. all you Aussies out there. How much to keep him? I'm sure that it would be cheaper for us than having him come back home.

Oh, and yeah, Dickey Cheney came to Omaha a few weeks ago, with his palm out. $2000 a plate to sit and watch the number two man eat. Omaha doesn't even rate the chief thief. (Never mind that this is where he came scurrying to on 9/11)

It could have been worse for you Aussies, you could have had Gore visiting!! (Although he did invent the Internet!)

The funny thing is that George thinks he's visiting AUSTRIA.