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08-10-2003, 10:16 PM
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Junkie
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Cheeziest phrases...
This just occured to me, sitting here in the office where I heard someone say:
Relax, Max. Others that both annoy and amuse me include Life's a garden. Dig it. Take a Chill Pill. Dude, where's my car? Cruisin' for a bruisin' So what can you add? Mr Mephisto0 |
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08-10-2003, 10:23 PM
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Location: Colorado
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Re: Cheeziest phrases...
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 I can't add any, but the above was the title to my valedictorian speech. :P... it was a good speech, I swear!
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08-10-2003, 10:38 PM
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Crazy
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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when someone mishears what you've said and guess what you've said. You tell them that that's not what you've said and they replay with "ooohhh, I was gonna say..."
Going to say what?!
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08-11-2003, 06:19 AM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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I heard that.
This is true. ..you know.. The proof is in the pudding. (it should be "The proof of the pudding is in the taste." The sentence that always gets used makes no sense) Have your cake and eat it, too. (it should be, "Eat your cake and have it, too." BIG difference) I need my space
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08-11-2003, 11:32 AM
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Tilted Cat Head
Administrator
Location: Manhattan, NY
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badges? we don't need no stinkin' badges... and all their play and derivatives.
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08-11-2003, 11:40 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Have a nice day and all of its nauseous permutations.
I like being GRUMPY, I may not WANT to have a nice day. I got your nice fucking day right here!!! And Plummie, I assume that your phrase would be said by some bright, chirpy, smiley, overly happy person. Shoot em! Shoot em all before they spread!
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08-11-2003, 12:18 PM
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Overreactor
Location: South Ca'lina
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"...pretty good for a Monday" when you ask someone how they are
OR when you ask 'what are you up to' and they say "oh, about 5-10" HAHAHAHA!!! you're so funny!!!! not.
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08-11-2003, 09:23 PM
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Observant Ruminant
Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
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I hate phrases which try to persuade you that all hopeless or degraded situations can be made better by mindless enthusiasm:
Go for it! Go that extra mile! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Every cloud has a silver lining! The early bird gets the worm Used to know an elementary schoolteacher, girlfriend of a friend of mine, who would pepper me with these phrases constantly; whatever problem I had, she had a platitude for it. Then life threw her a couple of not-too-serious curve balls and she just about shut down. Maybe she was talking to herself, all that time. |
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08-13-2003, 06:39 PM
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Turn off your TV.
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That just frosts my cookies.
Tough titties. It was ginormous! You're in a pickle now. Whatever floats your boat. I guess it's more innuendo and less cheese, but it's still pretty cheesy.
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08-15-2003, 01:45 AM
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You + Me = Us
Location: California dreaming...
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"HOLLA!"
And all that "down south" talk you hear from people who listen to too much of the new rap. Shit like "ya huuurd me?" or "riaht thuuur."
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08-15-2003, 11:29 AM
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Banned
Location: Pennsytuckia
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Most of the things you guys are posting are not cheesy. They may bug the crap out of you but cheesy is like stuff that makes you smile in a that was the dumbest thing I have ever heard kinda way.
Like "SMURFY!" or "see ya later aligator! after while crocodile!" or "you silly willy!" or "Hiydy ho campers!" crap like that. Southern, ebonic, l33t/dude speak may be annoying but I wouldn't call it cheesy. Your girl can be cheesy and cute at the same time. Right? |
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08-15-2003, 11:36 AM
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Banned
Location: Castro Valley
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I really do hate what disney has done (and society at large!) to the term "whatever" My little sister says it like all the annoying little siblings (and lives up to this title marvelously) with the emphasis "what-evar". Then theres my mom who says it when I prove her wrong or just piss her off. I almost never say it.
Is "Godspeed" cheesy? Because thats how I say goodbye. Ive been saying godspeed for at least a year now, and everyone knows its me when I say it. |
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