Police say cows are marijuana growers
 

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Associated Press
Aug. 29, 2003 01:10 PM


TICONDEROGA, N.Y. - The cow pies in a farm field in northern New York could be called "pot" pies.

Police in a town near Albany have removed hundreds of marijuana plants that they say grow from seeds spread by grazing cows.

The police chief tells the Plattsburgh Press Republican that nobody has been intentionally planting the seeds - not anymore, at least.

He says the landowner requests the pot plants be removed so young people can't have access to them.


The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed.


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what?

No wonder they can sleep standing up.
They're off their face on pot.

now why would they bother to dry and weigh the stuff just to destroy it?

the cops want to sell it to their buddy's and make some extra cash off the deal,that's why.

it's a fucking conspiracy i say.

I can picture Flyman poking cow pies with a stick looking for seeds.

haha thats odd, but interesting

what do they do with the sticks?

When are they gonna start locking those damn bovines up? Before you know it, they'll be shitting nears schools and churches. Damn hippies.

If I were president, any cow caught crapping pot seeds would face immediate slaughter at a local Fuddruckers.

cowshit is the best!!!! Mushrooms AND marijuana!?!?!??!

Flyman: "The plants will be dried, weighed and eventually destroyed. "

Keyword.. EVENTUALLY. See, cows are human, and thus we're not going to bring them to court (yes there have been cases....). Seeing that it that, they COULD say they just want to know how much was growing there (I wouldn't believe them, but some would). Either way, EVENTUALLY.. how does one EVENTUALLY get rid of pot? Destroying it would be practically immediate, but SMOKING it... that would take more time.. and thus.. EVENTUALLY.

Yeah this is just a thought about it, but still, what the fuck does eventually mean? Its not like they're bringing it to court, they don't need statistics on it.

Re: Police say cows are marijuana growers
 

Hehe....destroyed...they gonna burn it... :P

cows are my hero's now... :) lol

Wonder how they plan to "destroy" them, lol. :p

Re: Police say cows are marijuana growers
 

He-he. Pot pies. Very punny!

i'd smoke a blunt with a cow!