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Old 08-18-2003, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck Dentists

Today I got a root canal. That Fucking Sucked Ass. I need everyone to go brush their teeth..right now. Nobody needs to go thru the pain I went thru today. From now on I'm using like 5 toothbrushes at a time.

I hate dentists because:

#1. I'm a pussy
#2. I'm a pussy who is scared of needles
#3. I'm a pussy who hates paying to be put into pain
#4. I'm a pussy who also hates the terrible noise of the drill
#5. I'm a pussy who hates the sound of suction

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate dentists.

Anyone else hate the bastards?
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Could be worse, imagine the pain if you didn't have the root canal. Besides, root canals aren't that bad. They're not fun, but not that bad.

So I guess that makes my answer no.
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Could be worse, imagine the pain if you didn't have the root canal. Besides, root canals aren't that bad. They're not fun, but not that bad.

So I guess that makes my answer no.
The pain is what made me go to the dentist....to get out of pain...not to pay for more
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought they used needles and gas and stuff to dull the pain.

I don't mind dentists, but then again, I've got awesome dental coverage so I don't have to pay.
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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They do use needles, but I'm a big pussy
It's not that bad....I just needed to vent a little

Thanks for listening
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have a penchant for pain, and a pretty high tolerance to it also, so I personally enjoy every visit to the dentist. Besides, they help me maintain a nice, bright smile, which is way more attractive than crooked yellow teeth.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I actually enjoy going to the dentist. But, I'm one of those freaks who brushes and flosses every day so usually he doesn't have to do anything.

My dentist is a great guy who has a great bedside manner and has 2 dental hygenists who are gorgeous. That always helps keep my mind off the pain.

*grin*
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dentists

Today just isn't a good day for those that fix our smiles.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I like my dentist. I like my teeth. I can take a little pain if I mess up. And Vyk makes a good point about attractive dental assistants. My dentist's wife is a MILF and she works with him.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I need a dentist with 2 gorgeous hygenists....*happy dreams*
*note to self...find new dentist*
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I recently had my wisdom teeth removed, and the most painful part about it was the injection to numb my teeth. It was actually kind of scary looking up and seeing a big screwdriver type instrument being put into your mouth (insert gay joke here) but other than that, it went smoothly. Needless to say, the couple of minutes of uncomfort are well worth the months/years of nice teeth.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My dentist is my ex girlfriends dad.

We didn't break up on bad terms, however, I can tell you it hurts when he works on my teeth now more than it did when I was still with her.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't mind going, but I hate when they give you attitude about your dental habits... They make you feel like a little kid sometimes. Just do your job, I am certainly paying enough for it.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I found that I'd rather have another vasectomy than go see the dentist, which is either a comment about my surgeon or my dentist.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Dentists are fun, they're all very attractive girls where I go. Maybe I just got lucky though.
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Heh...my dentist is my dad, so I've never really had any fear of dentists. And, never had to worry about paying for it, so I kinda like my dentist.
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
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never had to worry about paying for it

Lucky bastage! haha
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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don´t dentists have the highest rate of suicide for any profession??

i´m fairly certain that thats the case here.

so i guess that means that most of them are hating you, and their lives and jobs, just as much as you hate them.

as for being cared for by sexy dental nurses, sadly thats not a luxury i´ve ever experienced while in the chair.
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I hate going and someone poking around my teeth. Yuck! Then they ask do you brush your teeth? What kind of stupid question is that? I agree though, they do treat you like children sometimes.
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm not overly fond of going to the dentist, but after seeing that scene in Cast Away with the ice skate, I am much less reluctant to go see them.

Forget the dentist's assistants, my dentist herself is a hottie.
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:52 PM   #21 (permalink)
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my dentist is my brothers girlfriends uncle. i've been going to him since long before they got together, it was just a weird coincidence. his wife's a milf, his other assistants and office staff are all attractive, and he knows to always give me the nitrous before the novicaine. hmmm... i think i need another cavity.
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Old 08-18-2003, 05:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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BatmanMan - it's as if I wrote this post myself!

I'm terrified of dentists, since I, too, am a pussy. I thought I cracked my tooth when I moved to the NE - but put off doing anything about it for about 18 months. Finally, I decided to get it checked. The asshole dentist walked in for all of 15 seconds and said "well, let's schedule a root canal". I did - and never went. Another year later, I tried a different place. This dentist spent a lot more time checking things out and said "you might need a root canal, but we won't know until we're in there."

Ultimately, I didn't need one - but it's a deep ass filling. And he has cautioned me that if the tooth starts to hurt, I *will* need one. I took the day off all the same.

Jeebus, I'm shuddering here.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Ooh, I'm going to get my second lot of treatment of root canal work done later today. The only thing I really hate is when the dentist tries to make conversation with me while my mouth is propped open, and being numb for ages afterwards.
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:14 PM   #24 (permalink)
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don´t dentists have the highest rate of suicide for any profession??
That's why you can't get an appointment in less than three weeks. They're dropping like flies.

Actually, barbers and hairdressers have the highest suicide rate.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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It's not so bad when your dentist is an attractive woman who GOOSHes against you when she leans over to look in your mouth.

Now my dentist is an old man with a scratchy voice. So sad.
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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The assistant who helped remove my wisdom teeth was soo damn hot..she was giving me a crap-load of attention(like rubbing my shoulders etc wuwu) and saying how sweet I was.

I was kind of out of it at the time..so I just sat there and enjoyed it.


Only real story I have involving a hot chick showing intrest
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:23 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I guess I'm pretty lucky. I've had really good luck with my current dentist. He did a root canal on me, and it really wasn't as painful as most people describe.
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm in a silly mood...

Back to the title of this thread, "Fuck Dentists"... I suppose that might work, although I've never tried it.

Give your dentist a nice roll in the hay before all procedures and you might find it much less painful? Hmmmm...

Just remember, always practice safe dentistry.
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:00 AM   #29 (permalink)
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BatmanMan - it's as if I wrote this post myself!

I'm terrified of dentists, since I, too, am a pussy. I thought I cracked my tooth when I moved to the NE - but put off doing anything about it for about 18 months. Finally, I decided to get it checked. The asshole dentist walked in for all of 15 seconds and said "well, let's schedule a root canal". I did - and never went. Another year later, I tried a different place. This dentist spent a lot more time checking things out and said "you might need a root canal, but we won't know until we're in there."

Ultimately, I didn't need one - but it's a deep ass filling. And he has cautioned me that if the tooth starts to hurt, I *will* need one. I took the day off all the same.

Jeebus, I'm shuddering here.
It's not a bad as I made it seem. I was just a little pissy for a couple of hours and sore but it doesn't compare to the pain that made me go in the first place. Maybe you'll get lucky. It seems that almost every other person here has a hot dentist or hot dental assistants. That would be nice wouldn't it? Good luck
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:25 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I hate 'em.

I go to the dentist regularly. I brush regularly. I still had to have a root canal done. It hurt more than damn near anything I've ever gone through (though I do think the severity of the infection before has an impact on the level of pain).

The latest thing is replacement of perfectly good fillings, that are "getting old" and "likely to cause a problem" with new ones. Two fillings, two sessions and $400 later, the teeth, that were fine, now hurt, even 3 months later.

Double ouch!

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Old 08-19-2003, 08:53 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I dont hate them but I hate the way they pretend to understand you when you say argelargh when replying to small talk.

That suction thingy that drains all the saliva out of the mouth is very un-nerving.
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:20 AM   #32 (permalink)
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i've had about 14 cavities filled (mostly baby teeth) before I started wising up and brushing regularly (with a sonicare). Now I'm glad to say I have fairly white, healthy teeth. I can appreciate what the dentist is trying to do for me, but I don't appreciate what he's charging to do it.
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:23 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Re: Fuck Dentists

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate dentists.

Anyone else hate the bastards?
Oh my god do I hate them. Number of reasons, but I will only point out 3.

1) I'm a pussy.

2) I'm a pussy that really really hates needles. Come near me with a needle and I will run. Come near me with a needle while I'm in a chair and you aren't having kids, male or female, doesn't matter, you just aren't.

3) I took my S.O. to the dentist to have a tooth pulled because it was hurting her something fierce and we didn't have the money for a root canal. We told them to pull it. Instead, the 20something bimbo bitch says "you don't know what you want right now because you're in pain. we will just kill the nerve and you can decide later." Uhm, no, we said we can't afford it, pull it. But she did what she said she would. Cost us the same to get a nerve killed as it would have to pull the tooth. So now, we have to come up with money to have a tooth pulled for the second time.

Bastards. If anyone here is a dentist by trade, I will be nice to you, but I won't be visiting your office
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Old 08-19-2003, 06:26 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2003, 06:44 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Never went to a dentist. Okay, maybe once or twice when I was 6. That's it.

Never went to a doctor, either.

My body can handle it.

And, soon enough, I'll just have my teeth pulled and get dentures. Easier that way.
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