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bollocks · 07-29-2003, 08:12 AM

Haven't been this stoned in a while, just been talkin about how nuts it is when you think about the HP slogan "everything's possible", but if everything is possible then its possible to prove that some things are in fact impossible, and that is my friends, a mind fuck. And what about this... time travel, if its possible then surely someone like a million years ahead has came back and showed us all how its done, but then someone from a billion years forward has came back to control all our minds to believe its not possible or to believe what we believe right now, then some infront of them is fucking with their minds too. Head fuck and a half.

brad-va · 07-29-2003, 08:19 AM

Simple solution: Everything is NOT possible. HP doesn't know the fate of the universe.

Taliesin · 07-29-2003, 09:25 AM

I have a personal rule never to post while drunk or stoned.

TaLoN · 07-29-2003, 10:05 AM

another one giving pot a bad name

bryan2766 · 07-29-2003, 10:16 AM

you never know what might be possible.

snoop · 07-29-2003, 04:28 PM

A lot of things are possible, but I can't see HP arresting a guy with a mouse pointer (hope this advert is not in OZ alone or there's going to be some confused puppies out there)

Fire · 07-29-2003, 09:11 PM

I for one hope that Hp is not an all knowing entity- that would be spooky

Stare At The Sun · 07-29-2003, 11:20 PM

i will never have sex with jenna jameson, they lie! Bastards.

but i dont think anything is possible..

bermuDa · 07-29-2003, 11:26 PM

Nothing is possible. There is only probability and definitude.

Phaenx · 07-29-2003, 11:32 PM

Yesh. It's not so much of a mind fuck when you don't have poison in your mind.

numberfive · 07-30-2003, 12:30 AM

Since when do people trust HP with things like this?

SLM3 · 07-30-2003, 12:39 AM

I think it was Einstein who surmised that a time machine wouldn't be able to go back to a time before it was invented. Sounds like as valid an idea as any other on the subject.

The.Lunatic · 07-30-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taliesin
I have a personal rule never to post while drunk or stoned.

I've vowed w/ my buddy never to get stoned. His bro did a lot of pot then started to try other drugs, and o/d'ed when he was 17 kinda fuct w/ him.

However, Drunk i've fuct that one up a lot

Playing warcraft 3 when drunk = lose every time.

I also post and drunk dial with peoples cell phone numbers. and msn messager is bad news

My buddy once got drunk called every chick he knew even some that were in oregon on his cell and told them that he wants to sex it.

eltardo · 07-30-2003, 01:14 AM

I firmly believe that if you are drunk/stoned you should have your car keys, keyboard and cellphone/pager taken from you and hidden. It will make life a lot easier for all involved.

bollocks · 07-30-2003, 02:45 AM

What a nice sleep I just had.

07-29-2003, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	Absolutely cained... Haven't been this stoned in a while, just been talkin about how nuts it is when you think about the HP slogan "everything's possible", but if everything is possible then its possible to prove that some things are in fact impossible, and that is my friends, a mind fuck. And what about this... time travel, if its possible then surely someone like a million years ahead has came back and showed us all how its done, but then someone from a billion years forward has came back to control all our minds to believe its not possible or to believe what we believe right now, then some infront of them is fucking with their minds too. Head fuck and a half. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

07-29-2003, 08:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
brad-va Crazy Location: VA	Simple solution: Everything is NOT possible. HP doesn't know the fate of the universe. __________________ -- If at first you don't succeed, try something else. You're obviously no good at that.

07-29-2003, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
snoop Insane	A lot of things are possible, but I can't see HP arresting a guy with a mouse pointer (hope this advert is not in OZ alone or there's going to be some confused puppies out there) __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

07-29-2003, 09:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	I for one hope that Hp is not an all knowing entity- that would be spooky __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-29-2003, 11:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	Nothing is possible. There is only probability and definitude. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-29-2003, 09:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Taliesin Crazy Location: Oxford, UK	I have a personal rule never to post while drunk or stoned.

07-29-2003, 10:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
TaLoN Loser Location: MI	another one giving pot a bad name

07-29-2003, 10:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
bryan2766 Crazy Location: East Tenn	you never know what might be possible.

07-29-2003, 11:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	i will never have sex with jenna jameson, they lie! Bastards. but i dont think anything is possible..

07-29-2003, 11:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	Yesh. It's not so much of a mind fuck when you don't have poison in your mind. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

07-30-2003, 12:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Since when do people trust HP with things like this? __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-30-2003, 12:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
SLM3 Insane	I think it was Einstein who surmised that a time machine wouldn't be able to go back to a time before it was invented. Sounds like as valid an idea as any other on the subject.

07-30-2003, 01:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
eltardo Tilted Location: har!	I firmly believe that if you are drunk/stoned you should have your car keys, keyboard and cellphone/pager taken from you and hidden. It will make life a lot easier for all involved.

07-30-2003, 02:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	What a nice sleep I just had. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle