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I had been a "regular" at a local strip club. Finally my favorite dancer suggested that she come to my place to dance. WOW

Pity sex rules.

For how much?

well... what happened?

Yeah really what happened?







I have only been to one strip club and didn't think to much of it. I usually get the girls I date to dance for me though. Nothing better to waking in the morning and your girlfriend is using your chair.

that's kind of an unfinished story....details man, details

So . . . . . did she dance . . . . . get a lappie . . . . . what else did she do . . . . . man, that's not even half a story . . . .

what a bazaree time in a story to start a thread
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hmmmi could see that being fun...
i find it a lil hard to believe tho...

I dated a lapdancer for a few months, so did about 10 of my friends and about 50 others I didn't know.

Best....sex....everrrrr.

that same lapdancer? I'm guessing she had to go in once a week to change oil or something?

AND.............................don't leave us hangin' man

..........

Just to continue the story, let me just say that I think she enjoyed it as much as me. And I know enough about pussy now to get a job as a gynocologist.

Sooo...... Come on that was not a sufficient answer.

Before you ask, yes it is cheating.

Cheating? Erm, in anycase you skipped step 2.

1) Stripper goes to house
2) ...
3) Pussy expert

Sorry - I thought he was about to ask.

cmon man we want details...

you'll never rival Hemingway in your ability to tell a story, Brdd.

blah.

what a fuckin' tease ;)

i've had quite a numerous encounters with strippers. i can honestly say that they never disappointed me :D

was at a local pub after work with my friends celebrating a female friend's birthday party. these two chicks were playing pool at the table next to us. one was a super fine blonde (stripper) and the other was a not-so-great looking brunette who was missing 3 teeth hence we nicknamed her "3 teeth".

i was showing off a bit and eventually the blonde calls me over and gives me her phone number and her apartment number (she lived in the apartments next to the pub). the girls left and but not before telling me to call or come over after i was done with my friends birthday thing. a buddy was bringing her (the birthday girl) to the bar later to "surprise" her and i wanted to atleast wait until she arrived. so, i started braggin' to my pals, showing off the paper with her name and apt. and phone number. about an hour later the birthday girl arrives and we party for a bit. i start gettin' ancy and call up the blonde who tells me to come over and keep her company.

I walk over, knock on the door, she tell me to come in. it's just her sitting on the couch and she pats the seat next to her beckoning me over. i hear moaning coming from the TV set. she is in the middle of watching a porno. she asks if that bothered me, and I gave her this stupid grin and shook my head no but answered yes, which got a giggle out of her. she told me her friend was feeling ill so she went to bed early. On the TV a porno scene of two girls fucking a guy plays on. she tells me that she loves threesomes. she also points out the porno girl's pierced clit and tells me her clit i also peirced. she then proceeds to lift up her dress and show me. I of course lean over to get a better look and start eating her out...

she starts complaining that the sofa is uncomfortable but we can use her friend's bed but not to be surprised if her friend wakes up and might want to join in...

some of the older forum members might remember that i actually prefer more amatuer, average looking, not as pretty girls - so this wasn't a big deal for me. i was actually planning to "accidently" wake her up, anyways. we get in the room and finish getting undressed and I also put on a condom. her friend the brunette aka 3 teeth wakes up with a "suprised" look on her face and joins in. we had just started getting about 5 minutes into it when the door knocks... The blonde puts on a robe and i slip on my pants and we go answer the door. turns out to be a "drunk" buddy of mine from the party. he memorized the apt # i showed him and wanted to get some leftover action. i got royally pissed booted his drunk @ss to the curb. the blonde got a little freaked out about that but i smoothed her out and we went back to the bedroom. we got into the threesome again. i was a bit pissed about earlier and started grudge fucking these girls like my own private little whores. the blonde seemed a little freaked but 3 teeth was getting into it. just right when the fucking was getting good there more knocking at the door...









damn, this is turning into a novel... sorry i didn't mean to hijack the thread...

hahaha ;D

Maveric writes pretty good stories.Rates right up there with LOTR for fantasy though.

Why do I have the feeling you aren't the first one she's offered that to?

actually, if you knew how it ended, you probably wouldn't think so...

Mav, I call shenannigans.

ummm okay... now, i remember why i stopped posting around here as much. god, i miss the old TFP.

the dancer that I met with was definitely not the best looking gal in the club, but she was the niceest and friendliest

damn, can't believe i never finished recalling this old memory... anyways, the 3 teeth girl's boyfriend shows up at the door. The blonde stripper was extremely fustrated by this point, don't think she ever got to cum although she was close to it everytime the door was knocked on. The stripper chilled the boyfriend out telling him that his girlfriend was sick and laying in bed and that she and I were "spending the night on the couch". He seemed to buy it. He proceeded to whip out some drugs and started to smoke and shoot up. I don't normally have anything to do with that shit. I think the stripper realized that we weren't going to get to finish up so she started joining her girlfriend's boyfriend shooting up and smoking...

knock, knock, someone pounding at the door really hard. The Stripper and the Boyfriend freaked out because someone yelled out, "POLICE, Open UP!!!". I started freaking out thinking I might be going to prison thanks to the these junkies. The stripper was trying to stall the police at the door, the boyfriend ran into the bathroom, i guess to flush the drugs. I was in my underwear at the time and was determined not to catch shit for these dopeheads. I ran up the stairs into the other girls and out the window. climbing down the wall my underwear gets caught on some vines and i fall the rest of the way down scrapping my bare naked ass on the sidewalk below. Then, all of a sudden I hear a group of people laughing their asses off at me from around the corner.

All of my drunk buddies (and their girlfriends) from the bar, came to the apartment. They were pissed off about how rude i was to them earlier and they decided to pull a prank on me by posing as police...

why would i make this shit up?

-Mav

hahaha dude mav thats funny as hell. You got owned by ur buds :P

pwned!

Great story, almost realistic enough to be believeable.

LOL... did they actually flush the drugs? That woulda really sucked for them.

i wish intrestign shit like that happened to me....

mav you will you be my hero??

glad you finished..

2) brace yourself?

3 months to finish the story...hmm...

correction: that's a year and three months . . .


Good story though, for us anyway

referring to maverick's story.

we never got the digs on the original one.

How often do you go to this place?

Good for you... ;)

Don't you fear getting an STD?

It's all fun and games untill the titties go a way and you see that all she wants is your money!!!!