When will a boy be born that can swim faster than a shark?
 

When will a boy be born that can swim faster than a shark?

probably never unless some humans have evolved to live underwater??!

Why a boy? Why not a girl? Why does it have to be faster than a shark?

well i thought that would have been obvious to all...

and ok, boy or girl...

Are you saying Jesus couldn't?

ARE YOU?!

that is a very very good question

Sharks are specialized to move fast in the water. Humans aren't.

until one of these facts change, we'll continue to be a potential meal.

Is this some sort of riddle or joke? Cause I don't get it...

Have you had a traumatic experiance with a shark or something?

Step one: Steal a boy

Step two: Tie a rope around his feet

Step three: Attach rope to boat

Step four: Stick it to nature.

Unless evolution takes a strange turn, a boy/girl will never be able to swim faster.

Perhaps if...uhm....a family lives in an underwater cave...next to a power plant....for generations, maybe it will happen. Then again, who knows?

Don't any of you watch movies? Just puch the shark as it swims towards you at a mean rate of 4 miles per hour, just like Lara Croft did in Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life :thumbsup:

That movie... uggh. But Angelina Jolie is so amazingly hot ::dodges rotten bananas:: and made the movie entirely watchable :cool:

I dont think it is possible my dudes....sharks never stop swimming....they have to constantly swim to have a sufficient of oxygen...or whatever those fuckers breathe?...or they die.......so if sharks are built to swim...live in the water....and are never supposed to stop...you would think that they would be superior swimmers to any other living creatures on the face of the planet?

The only way wound be to cross-breed and sex with a dolphin is not really my thing.

I think a fairer question would be, when will a shark be born that can out run a human . . . .

There was a story once about a bloke who outswam a shark, but he never lived to tell the tail . . . so busy looking behind at the shark he swam straight into a propeller . . . *laughing insanely* . .

i´d say if evolution is specially directed that way, maybe 50,000 years...


but hang on, haven´t you people seen Ian Thorpe swim?

This is one of the great questions pondered by our finest minds.

As the ancient prophecy foretold there would be a boy born that would swim faster than a shark. To this day the cryptic passage has fired the imaginations of erudite scholars around the world. Was it a human boy? Would it be in water or some other substance? A race of stamina and endurance or raw speed? What breed of Shark? Truly one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
-GH

jesus wouldnt outswim the shark, hed outrun it over the water.

Oddly enough, if I remember correctly, that's exactly what you're supposed to do when a shark attacks you, punch it (either on the tip of the nose or on the gills, don't remember which). Granted, this probably won't be some laid back slow swimmin' shark.

Jesus does what he wants, when he wants.
If Jesus wants to outswim a shark, then Jesus is going to outswim a god damned shark!

killer sharks have been videotaped sitting still on the bottom of the ocean, amazing, but true.

Jesus doesn't *need* to outswim the shark! "May Christ compel you! May Christ compel you!"

IT's true about the Killer Sharks sitting still on the bottom of the ocean.

Jesus isn't worried about the sharks. The sharks aren't dumb enough to bite a religious entity.

dsfaf
 

when you attach a motar to them.

Those sharks were dead.

Or there might have been current flowing in the water.. Hence they could breath the oxygen in water... And you punch the shark either in the eyes and gills (best) or in the nose (good). And I would think with the advent of genetic engineering, scientists with way the hell too much time, and slower sharks, IT CAN BE DONE!

who cares- just throw steve irwin to the shark so you dont have to out swim it....

I can just imagine Steve Irwins dismembered corpse resting in the belly of a corpse exclaiming "GORGEOUS!"

hey...what if steve irwin was jesus

What about the sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads?
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...myers/evil.jpg

Would that be an African or European shark?

For that matter, African or European boy? Them Keenyans can run mighty durn fast :D

very funny... :)